This morning President Bush said each one of us would get $300.00.

It was $800.00 but they dropped it to $300.00
tax rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, and neither
will help the American economy.

The way I see it, we need to keep that money here in America, so the
only way I can see to keep that money here at home is drink beer or
spend it on prostitution, those are the only businesses still in the
U.S.