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Everybody knows the feeling - and everybody is doing that. We meet
somebody , we like each other, we spend the night together and that's it. The next morning he or she is gone. And because this is a men's privilege, I'll try to give some answers to the women. I'm not trying to say that only men are doing that, but 50% of my friends I mean women keep calling me with the following topic: " Hi, I met him a week ago, he is different, you know, he is so kind and he didn't take me straight to the bed. I think he is the one, and I'll go further with him..." In one week she calls me again: "Hi, we did it, it was great, I think he is in love with me, no doubt...." And now the end of the story: "Hi, I can't believe it, he's never called me again, it's been more than a week - can you please tell me what's going on? He told me I'm the best, he told me he can't be with another woman any more...Do you thing I have to call him and ask him for an explanation, at least I need to know why!?" In that moment the only thing I'm thinking of is - how she could be so naive. And why she things that if she calls him, he will come back? This is the biggest problem for every one of us - we think, that we could change the way they the men understand the love. Imagine an assorted chocolate hamper. When you give it to a man - he wants to try the milk and the dark chocolates, the toffee, the drinking chocolate flakes, the organic truffles, the chocolate torrone .... everything. What about a woman - she will spend 2-3 minutes trying to decide which is the best, and after deep meditation she takes the decision - the result is she's got the wrong one! What is the conclusion and who is happy and satisfied? The man, of course. He will do the same with the women - he won't choose to long, he will take every one he likes, just to try more and more, and in the end he stops satisfied and probably with one woman for his life partner. Because he already knows what is it all about - he knows the taste http://www.dontplayplay.com/html/Bot...002/47310.html |
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On Jan 29, 10:05 am, wrote:
Everybody knows the feeling - and everybody is doing that. We meet somebody , we like each other, we spend the night together and that's it. Those were good days.... good days indeed. Long gone, but not forgotten. Sometimes me and my old retreaded friends remember them fondly. What about a woman - she will spend 2-3 minutes trying to decide which is the best, and after deep meditation she takes the decision - the result is she's got the wrong one! What is the conclusion and who is happy and satisfied? The man, of course. Ahhhh... indecision is a cruel mistress, eh? Think long, think wrong. Sounds like you have cracked the code. And yeah, for anyone on the rec. that bothers to read this, it's still raining here so I can't go outside and play/work. Robert |
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![]() "user" wrote in message ... wrote: And yeah, for anyone on the rec. that bothers to read this, it's still raining here so I can't go outside and play/work. Winds are gusting up to 40mph with a couple inches of white stuff in the forecast for Southeast Iowa. Sitting here at 9F We probably had similar gusts in Houston, I could not keep the leaves out of my garage while I worked in it today. The temp has finally gotten down into the hi 60's BTY. ;~) |
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On Jan 29, 10:05 am, wrote:
Everybody knows the feeling - and everybody is doing that. We meet somebody , we like each other, we spend the night together and that's it. Those were good days.... good days indeed. Long gone, but not forgotten. Sometimes me and my old retreaded friends remember them fondly. What about a woman - she will spend 2-3 minutes trying to decide which is the best, and after deep meditation she takes the decision - the result is she's got the wrong one! What is the conclusion and who is happy and satisfied? The man, of course. Ahhhh... indecision is a cruel mistress, eh? Think long, think wrong. Sounds like you have cracked the code. And yeah, for anyone on the rec. that bothers to read this, it's still raining here so I can't go outside and play/work. Robert And you're too lazy to bother reporting it, so instead you post useless tripe the spammer will never see. -- Twayne Tired of MS Office and their shananigans? Try this free replacement: http://www.openoffice.org |
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On Jan 29, 6:49 pm, "Twayne" wrote:
And you're too lazy to bother reporting it, so instead you post useless tripe the spammer will never see. -- Twayne And yet, who is the wad here? (Hint - look in your hand). Not only did you read the original post, you read mine, AND you even took the time to respond. Excellent. Don't squeeze your hand too hard. Robert |
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On Jan 29, 9:31*pm, "
wrote: On Jan 29, 6:49 pm, "Twayne" wrote: And you're too lazy to bother reporting it, so instead you post useless tripe the spammer will never see. -- Twayne And yet, who is the wad here? *(Hint - look in your hand). Not only did you read the original post, you read mine, AND you even took the time to respond. *Excellent. Don't squeeze your hand too hard. Robert Q: What is the difference between pink and purple? A: The grip. |
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On Jan 29, 9:14 pm, Robatoy wrote:
Q: What is the difference between pink and purple? A: The grip. (Think of Ed McMahon) Ba da bump -*cymbal crash* Hiyo! Robert (still snickering) |
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On Jan 29, 6:49 pm, "Twayne" wrote:
And you're too lazy to bother reporting it, so instead you post useless tripe the spammer will never see. -- Twayne And yet, who is the wad here? (Hint - look in your hand). Not only did you read the original post, you read mine, AND you even took the time to respond. Excellent. Don't squeeze your hand too hard. Robert Hmm, methinks I pushed a spammer's buttons. -- Twayne Tired of MS Office and their shananigans? Try this free replacement: http://www.openoffice.org |
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![]() "Twayne" wrote in message news:Pa%nj.10208$ar6.2432@trnddc07... On Jan 29, 6:49 pm, "Twayne" wrote: And you're too lazy to bother reporting it, so instead you post useless tripe the spammer will never see. -- Twayne And yet, who is the wad here? (Hint - look in your hand). Not only did you read the original post, you read mine, AND you even took the time to respond. Excellent. Don't squeeze your hand too hard. Robert Hmm, methinks Doubtful, but I guess there's a first time for everything... -- "Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes balls to get old!" |
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On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:44:15 GMT, "Twayne"
wrote: On Jan 29, 6:49 pm, "Twayne" wrote: And you're too lazy to bother reporting it, so instead you post useless tripe the spammer will never see. -- Twayne And yet, who is the wad here? (Hint - look in your hand). Not only did you read the original post, you read mine, AND you even took the time to respond. Excellent. Don't squeeze your hand too hard. Robert Hmm, methinks I pushed a spammer's buttons. Hmm, that makes you a troll. -- LRod Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999 http://www.woodbutcher.net http://www.normstools.com Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997 email addy de-spam-ified due to 1,000 spams per month. If you can't figure out how to use it, I probably wouldn't care to correspond with you anyway. |
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![]() "Twayne" wrote in message news:VQPnj.4221$ar6.2011@trnddc07... Those were good days.... good days indeed. Long gone, but not forgotten. Sometimes me and my old retreaded friends remember them fondly. And you're too lazy to bother reporting it, so instead you post useless tripe the spammer will never see. -- Twayne I though he has a sense of humor and we both had a chuckle at the expense of the spammer. Now I know better. Thanks for setting us straight. |
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![]() wrote: And yeah, for anyone on the rec. that bothers to read this, it's still raining here so I can't go outside and play/work. Am well aware of the large rain falls that you get in Texas. Last week had 6" with 3" in a 24 hour period As things stand right now, about 12" YTD which is basically the annual rainfall here in SoCal with 5 months left in the season. Lew |
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