A friend of mine (whose dad is a retired CHP officer) sent this to me. This
story is from her dad:

'OK -so I am pulling into the Home Depot parking lot today to get a garage
door opener with my kayak on my truck and some asshole construction worker
who was most likely drunk or on speed blows around me in his modified F350
and almost runs over a woman and her two small kids. The jerk yells at her
to get the f*@k out of his way as he lights up his tires. (Where's a cop
when you need one) As I find a parking space and get out of my truck I see
the same asshole parked in the handicap parking and takes up two spaces. (NO
PLACARD)! As I walk by asshole has the nerve to say Hey "Kayaks are for
fags. Get a life and get a boat"!
I just smile. I let the jackass go into the store and when he does I ran
back to my truck and get my club steering wheel lock cause the sucker left
his window open. Yes - I reached in and clubed his steering wheel. Blamo
he's not going anywhere! Yup he's screwed! Next I got my cell phone and
called the police and tell them I see a man trying to steel a BBQ from Home
Depot gave details of the man and truck. Shorty after two police cars pull
up and the man is now at his truck going fu@*ng crazy cause he can't move...

Guess what - HE GOT A PARKING TICKET FOR PARKING IN HANDICAP PARKING AND HE
HAD TO PAY THE TOW TRUCK TO REMOVE MY CLUB! He almost went to jail for being
out of control. I'm still laughing out loud! Ooops, I forgot to give him the
key to unlock his new club?
I had to sit back and watch all the excitement with a huge smile...
PRICELESS!!!"