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Default OT - First Class Sneeze (caveat lector)

A friend just dropped this in my mailbox:

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman
sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently
once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious
about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before
she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than
before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and
said, I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times,
wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition;
whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never
heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for
it?"

The woman nodded yes, " Black Pepper."

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Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/


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Default OT - First Class Sneeze (caveat lector)

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The woman nodded yes, " Black Pepper."


You owe me a new monitor, Morris.

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Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again.
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