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Just picked this up from a friend, and it's just too funny not to pass on.
2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations. 7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:05 P.M Ceremonial tree hugging. 8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding. 8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon. 9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender", French President Jacques Chirac. 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund. 9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn. 9:40 P.M. Why I hate and avoided the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton. 9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award, presented by Michael Moore. 9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:00 P.M. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers", by Howard Dean. 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahnadinejad. 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet. 11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry. 11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton. 12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I can hardly wait! |
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On Dec 4, 11:22 am, "George" wrote: [snip] What pages did you copy that from? Oh wait. the pages are busy... sorry. Don't move into a glass house, George. |
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"Robatoy" wrote in news:1165250060.083295.77020@
80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com: On Dec 4, 11:22 am, "George" wrote: [snip] What pages did you copy that from? Oh wait. the pages are busy... sorry. Don't move into a glass house, George. Robo, This is definitely not new and not a Canadian thing. I don't think you guys would like Nancy, Teddy, John K., Harry from Nevada, how about Kaschunich (sp?) etc. But then, maybe you would (I wouldn't wish them on you, I'd rather give Canada the clap). Regards, Hank |
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On Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:22:58 GMT, "George" wrote:
Just picked this up from a friend, and it's just too funny not to pass on. So, it's more important to you to pass on something you consider amusing to a bunch of people who may not, despite the fact that some of them, as fellow woodworkers, may have thought you a knowledgable fellow, with something worth sharing promised by your presence, than to exercise common prudence and leave such commonly understood volatile topics as religion and politics out of regular discourse among same. That tells me all I need to know about your character. That knowledge about your character colors anything, however founded in knowledge, practice, or experience, you might have to offer about woodworking. Yeah, I'm that judgemental. Hey, just like you! -- LRod Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999 http://www.woodbutcher.net Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997 email addy de-spam-ified due to 1,000 spams per month. If you can't figure out how to use it, I probably wouldn't care to correspond with you anyway. |
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LRod, I don't approve of OT messages, either (even if I agree with
them). However, in George's defense, he did say it was "OT" in the title. Plus, I don't see you complining about the other OT's today. Do you just pick the ones you don't like? LRod wrote: On Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:22:58 GMT, "George" wrote: Just picked this up from a friend, and it's just too funny not to pass on. So, it's more important to you to pass on something you consider amusing to a bunch of people who may not, despite the fact that some of them, as fellow woodworkers, may have thought you a knowledgable fellow, with something worth sharing promised by your presence, than to exercise common prudence and leave such commonly understood volatile topics as religion and politics out of regular discourse among same. That tells me all I need to know about your character. That knowledge about your character colors anything, however founded in knowledge, practice, or experience, you might have to offer about woodworking. Yeah, I'm that judgemental. Hey, just like you! -- LRod Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999 http://www.woodbutcher.net Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997 email addy de-spam-ified due to 1,000 spams per month. If you can't figure out how to use it, I probably wouldn't care to correspond with you anyway. |
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On 4 Dec 2006 09:58:20 -0800, "Never Enough Money"
wrote: LRod, I don't approve of OT messages, either (even if I agree with them). However, in George's defense, he did say it was "OT" in the title. Plus, I don't see you complining about the other OT's today. Do you just pick the ones you don't like? I wasn't complaining that it was an OT message. My complaint was that it fell into the category of taboo subjects as described in my response. There are tons of what can reasonably be argued as legitimate off topic subjects in a special interest forum. Religion and politics are almost universally not included in them unless the groups are religious or political in the first place. There's a reason for it, and you'll be seeing several examples of it in this thread. -- LRod Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999 http://www.woodbutcher.net Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997 email addy de-spam-ified due to 1,000 spams per month. If you can't figure out how to use it, I probably wouldn't care to correspond with you anyway. |
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Cliché: Many a truth has been disguised as humor.
Rule 1 of political discourse: If you disagree with someone's position, attack his logic! Rule 2 of political discourse: If you can't attack his logic, attack his facts! Rule 3 of political discourse: If you can't dispute his facts or find flaws in his logic, attack him and his character! John Flatley Jacksonville, Florida -- "LRod" wrote in message ... | On Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:22:58 GMT, "George" wrote: | | Just picked this up from a friend, and it's just too funny not to pass on. | | So, it's more important to you to pass on something you consider | amusing to a bunch of people who may not, despite the fact that some | of them, as fellow woodworkers, may have thought you a knowledgable | fellow, with something worth sharing promised by your presence, than | to exercise common prudence and leave such commonly understood | volatile topics as religion and politics out of regular discourse | among same. | | That tells me all I need to know about your character. That knowledge | about your character colors anything, however founded in knowledge, | practice, or experience, you might have to offer about woodworking. | | Yeah, I'm that judgemental. Hey, just like you! | | -- | LRod | | Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite | | Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999 | | http://www.woodbutcher.net | | Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997 | | email addy de-spam-ified due to 1,000 spams per month. | If you can't figure out how to use it, I probably wouldn't | care to correspond with you anyway. |
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John Flatley wrote:
Cliché: Many a truth has been disguised as humor. Rule 1 of political discourse: If you disagree with someone's position, attack his logic! Rule 2 of political discourse: If you can't attack his logic, attack his facts! Rule 3 of political discourse: If you can't dispute his facts or find flaws in his logic, attack him and his character! John Flatley Jacksonville, Florida Or just skip to Rule 3... |
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"LRod" wrote in message ... On Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:22:58 GMT, "George" wrote: Just picked this up from a friend, and it's just too funny not to pass on. So, it's more important to you to pass on something you consider amusing to a bunch of people who may not, despite the fact that some of them, as fellow woodworkers, may have thought you a knowledgable fellow, with something worth sharing promised by your presence, than to exercise common prudence and leave such commonly understood volatile topics as religion and politics out of regular discourse among same. That tells me all I need to know about your character. That knowledge about your character colors anything, however founded in knowledge, practice, or experience, you might have to offer about woodworking. Yeah, I'm that judgemental. Hey, just like you! wah. It was funny. Regardless if you are a repub or dem. |
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Not trying to stir up a storm or anything, (I won't post it here), but
something similar can be viewed at; http://www.rightwasright.us/ Note additional items at the bottom of the page. |
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"LRod" wrote in message ... On Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:22:58 GMT, "George" wrote: Just picked this up from a friend, and it's just too funny not to pass on. LRod Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite Understand Ted has another place in the back seat for that ride home. Love ya! |
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On Mon, 04 Dec 2006 17:25:41 +0000, LRod
wrote: On Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:22:58 GMT, "George" wrote: Just picked this up from a friend, and it's just too funny not to pass on. So, it's more important to you to pass on something you consider amusing to a bunch of people who may not It *was* labeled "off topic." |
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George Max wrote:
On Mon, 04 Dec 2006 17:25:41 +0000, LRod wrote: On Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:22:58 GMT, "George" wrote: Just picked this up from a friend, and it's just too funny not to pass on. So, it's more important to you to pass on something you consider amusing to a bunch of people who may not It *was* labeled "off topic." AND "Apologies to those who disagree". -- "Our beer goes through thousands of quality Czechs every day." (From a Shiner Bock billboard I saw in Austin some years ago) To reply, eat the taco. |
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George wrote: Just picked this up from a friend, and it's just too funny not to pass on. 2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations. 7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:05 P.M Ceremonial tree hugging. 8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding. 8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon. 9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender", French President Jacques Chirac. 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund. 9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn. 9:40 P.M. Why I hate and avoided the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton. 9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award, presented by Michael Moore. 9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:00 P.M. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers", by Howard Dean. 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahnadinejad. 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet. 11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry. 11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton. 12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I can hardly wait! |
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George wrote: Just picked this up from a friend, and it's just too funny not to pass on. 2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Funny I got this at the same time ;-) 2008 Republican National Convention Schedule ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7:00 P.M. Opening constitution burning. 7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to Chevron. 7:30 PM. George W Bush proposes a toast. 7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Rev Ted Haggard 8:00 P.M. George W Bush proposes a toast. 8:05 P.M Ceremonial oil spilling. 8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Mark Foley, presiding. 8:30 P.M. George W Bush proposes a toast. 9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Defeat", Donald Rumsfeld 9:15 P.M. George W Bush proposes a toast. 9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Terry Schiavo Brain Transplant Fund. 9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to spy on US Citizens: Alberto Gonzales. 9:40 P.M. Why I hate and avoided the Military: A short talk by George W Bush 9:45 P.M. George W Bush proposes a toast. 9:50 P.M. Fox News receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award, presented by Ann Coulter. 9:55 P.M., George W Bush proposes a toast. 10:00 P.M. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers", by Howard Dean. 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Condoleeza Rice for President by the House of Saud 11:00 P.M. George W Bush proposes a toast. 11:05 P.M. Ted Stevens internet primer 'It's a Series of Tubes' 11:15 P.M. "Snapshots from Iraq", presented by Lyndie England. 11:30 P.M Coronation of Condoleeza Rice 12:00 AM. George W Bush proposes a toast. 12:05 A.M Hillary asks George to drive Bill home. |
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Hey, the list does not have the event we have all been waiting for since
2000. Al Gore showing off his "LOCK BOX" filled with what the Democrats are going to allow us for our retirement income. "George" wrote in message t... Just picked this up from a friend, and it's just too funny not to pass on. 2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations. 7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:05 P.M Ceremonial tree hugging. 8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding. 8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon. 9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender", French President Jacques Chirac. 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund. 9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn. 9:40 P.M. Why I hate and avoided the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton. 9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award, presented by Michael Moore. 9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:00 P.M. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers", by Howard Dean. 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahnadinejad. 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet. 11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry. 11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton. 12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I can hardly wait! |
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"Leon" wrote in message t... Hey, the list does not have the event we have all been waiting for since 2000. Al Gore showing off his "LOCK BOX" filled with what the Democrats are going to allow us for our retirement income. Yep. It is quite clever, though. Fortunately we have a whole new set of promises every election to give us hope and make us forget the old positions and promises. |
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I about fell out of my chair laughing at that one. I still remember spewing coffee on this blast: ****************** Rob offers his apologies. Messages 1 - 25 of 279 in topic - view as tree Newer » From: Robatoy - view profile Date: Mon, Oct 2 2006 9:06 pm Email: "Robatoy" Groups: rec.woodworking Not yet ratedRating: show options Reply | Reply to Author | Forward | Print | Individual Message | Show original | Report Abuse | Find messages by this author I am sorry. This may not have been the platform to point out that ****wit Bush is the dirtiest/nastiest piece of **** to wander the face of the planet....but I digress. ******************** Surely George's OT post with an embedded apology isn't as offensive to some as calling the President a ****wit.... or the dirtiest/nastiest piece of **** to wander the earth. Are you getting ready to blast us again for his OT? I am no fan of George, but surely he can put something up as benign as his post without a thinly veiled warning/threat being posted. Aren't Canadians supposed to be a gentle, intelligent, thoughtful people? But I say too, blast away if you feel like it. It was marked OT. So many times the prevailing logic around here has just been "if you don't like it, don't read it." Liked the glass house reference a lot though... got a good chuckle. Robert heh heh... he said ****wit... |
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Hey, the list does not have the event we have all been waiting for since
2000. Al Gore showing off his "LOCK BOX" filled with what the Democrats are going to allow us for our retirement income. I think George is spending our retirement income liberating Iraq. |
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AHH I remember Hilary holding up the book that contained our national health
insurance. What's she gonna hold when she runs for pres.??? "Stoutman" .@. wrote in message ... Hey, the list does not have the event we have all been waiting for since 2000. Al Gore showing off his "LOCK BOX" filled with what the Democrats are going to allow us for our retirement income. I think George is spending our retirement income liberating Iraq. |
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"Lee" wrote in message . .. AHH I remember Hilary holding up the book that contained our national health insurance. What's she gonna hold when she runs for pres.??? Bill's Bal_'s. |
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Lee wrote:
AHH I remember Hilary holding up the book that contained our national health insurance. What's she gonna hold when she runs for pres.??? A page? -- I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be judged. Bob Dylan |
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"Bill in Detroit" wrote Lee wrote: AHH I remember Hilary holding up the book that contained our national health insurance. What's she gonna hold when she runs for pres.??? A page? A Hillary joke is that she wrote in her book that she had no idea that slick willy was cheating on her. And this qualifies her to be president. |
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"Lee" wrote in
: AHH I remember Hilary holding up the book that contained our national health insurance. What's she gonna hold when she runs for pres.??? "Stoutman" .@. wrote in message ... Hey, the list does not have the event we have all been waiting for since 2000. Al Gore showing off his "LOCK BOX" filled with what the Democrats are going to allow us for our retirement income. I think George is spending our retirement income liberating Iraq. Certainly won't be Bills swantz. |
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2008 Republican National Convention Schedule
6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance 6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment) 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing 6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment 7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong 7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lectu The Homos are after your children 8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only) 8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" 9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong 9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires 9:30 PM Break for secret meetings 10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas 10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy 10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare 10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans 10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong 10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy 11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata 11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lectu Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again 11:35 PM Blame Clinton 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies 11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself 12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord |
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For those of you just joining this thread, it's Democrats 2, Republicans 1.
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Elrond Hubbard wrote: For those of you just joining this thread, it's Democrats 2, Republicans 1. And for those of you just learing history, it's Democrats 10, Republicans 1 (They're trying really hard to reverse the abolishment of slavery, but they still want to take credit for it.) Mike |
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On 05 Dec 2006 02:03:52 GMT, Elrond Hubbard
wrote: For those of you just joining this thread, it's Democrats 2, Republicans 1. Maybe, if you don't count whether any of these are humorous. From that perspective I count it Democrats 0, Republicans 0. Truth in advertising: this comment coming from someone who sees irony in the statement "Fox News: Fair and Balanced". |
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Henry St.Pierre wrote:
Why don't you try to be clever, at least a little bit? He did. This is what he came up with. -- We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence...on pain of liquidation. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) --- avast! Antivirus: Outbound message clean. Virus Database (VPS): 0655-1, 12/08/2006 Tested on: 12/11/2006 12:24:59 AM avast! - copyright (c) 1988-2006 ALWIL Software. http://www.avast.com |
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Funny, the rest of the country seemed to think that the Democrats had
something to offer this country that the Republicans didn't. No apologies to anyone. Old Guy "George" wrote in message t... Just picked this up from a friend, and it's just too funny not to pass on. 2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations. 7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:05 P.M Ceremonial tree hugging. 8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding. 8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon. 9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender", French President Jacques Chirac. 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund. 9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn. 9:40 P.M. Why I hate and avoided the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton. 9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award, presented by Michael Moore. 9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:00 P.M. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers", by Howard Dean. 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahnadinejad. 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet. 11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry. 11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton. 12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I can hardly wait! |
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"Old guy" wrote in message news:1I3dh.1086986$084.17502@attbi_s22... Funny, the rest of the country seemed to think that the Democrats had something to offer this country that the Republicans didn't. No apologies to anyone. Old Guy I was listening to a talk show host that was commenting that the Democrats have not provided a solution. Basically he said that what the Democrats have to offer is.... they are not Republican. Sounds like another Jimmy Carter style change could happen. Good thing Elmer Fudd did not run Democrat in 1976. |
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Leon wrote:
I was listening to a talk show host that was commenting that the Democrats have not provided a solution. Sadly, neither did the Republicans. Which is why the Democrats won the election. Basically he said that what the Democrats have to offer is.... they are not Republican. True. Its not much, but at least its something. -- Frank Stutzman |
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I was listening to a talk show host that was commenting that the Democrats
have not provided a solution. Basically he said that what the Democrats have to offer is.... they are not Republican. All the Republicans have to offer for a solution is more of the same. |
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C'mon guys... this thread is falling apart. The longest, most well followed and venemous threads this group EVER has anymore are the ones that delve into politics. Where is the hate? Where is the vitriol? Where is the screaming of quoted/misquoated/skewed facts that prove the most pedantic of points? Where is the self righteous indignation? You know both sides here have taken uncalled for liberties with each other's cherished and (most importantly) correct political beliefs. You can't let those jerkwads that don't agree with you get away with that kind of crap, can you? No name calling, humiliation, snubbing (for the beginners, not the pros) or threats of violence? Has this group lost its way? I'm not sure any of the regular quitters (some here have said tearful farewells to this cruel group at least twice because of undue cruelty) are even in this.... maybe they won't even quit again.... I have seen more hate expressed over Home Depot having the wrong kind of employees or lack of quality wood. Even Norm and his brad gun used to get more burning hate than this thread is showing now. What's going on? FIGHT! FIGHT ! FIGHT! Think Monty Python here.... "Come on, you pansies!" I am hoping if this thread picks up some steam and really hits the ball over the fence in the next few days, and then maybe it will be peaceful around here at Christmas (yes, I used Christ in a word, so that's OK) time. Robert |
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Threadjack!! Back to woodworking: I'm going to cut me down a nice tree for christmas. I'll use my favourite ax. The republican ax. You know the kind... the two-faced one? Bwahahahahahaha.. *groan* I'm trying, nailshooter..really trying...btw, are jerkwads anything like ****wits? |
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Robatoy wrote: Threadjack!! Back to woodworking: I'm going to cut me down a nice tree for christmas. I'll use my favourite ax. The republican ax. You know the kind... the two-faced one? Bwahahahahahaha.. *groan* I'm trying, nailshooter..really trying...btw, are jerkwads anything like ****wits? Boooooo! An almost stealth attempt to go another direction... You did get me with the first 4 sentences.... then a bad political joke. Sigh... I want some blood, people with veins in their teeth, not just bad jokes. I'm trying, nailshooter..really trying...btw, are jerkwads anything like ****wits? Don't know what you are trying, but help me out here if it pertains to this subject as this thread is losing steam fast. We won't get out most if the venom before Christmas if we don't start now. As for the second part - a jerkwad is actually self explanatory. Not sure about a ****wit - must be derogatory since it has "****" in it, but I am unsure of its actual meaning. In context, it sounds kinda ugly, though. OT here... BTW, did you see the post I put up on the small circular saws you commented on earlier? Robert |
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Elrond Hubbard wrote: Mark, Juanita, and Doug Miller are off-line tonight. Well, damn. But you know in the past so many have quickly stepped up to bare their souls and carry the flag for their respective camps. Those mentioned above can't be the only standard bearers for all things righteous and true. I KNOW there is a lot more frustrated anger and hate here in this group than is coming out. Too many here are way to thin skinned to let this kind of thread go away. But so far the only foul language we even have here so far is on an old quote from a thread six weeks or so ago. I know some of you guys are itching to let it out... you guys know who you are... you can do it... roll out the cannons and start beating the crap out of each other. C'mon.... do it for the newbies. They may not have seen how this works here. Someone needs to do us all proud, and teach the new guys the ropes of participation. Robert |
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