Well, I left Kentucky back in '04
An' went to Mississippi workin' on Delta 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' motors on the DeltaX5

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted one that had 5 horse power!

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any woodworker.
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a table saw worth at least three grand.

CHORUS
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when you drive by my garage.
I'm gonna be cuttin wood in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of table saw parts
Now, I never considered myself a thief
Delta wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.

The first day I got me a motor
And the next day I got me an trunnion and a fence.
Then I got me the cast iron top and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and the hand wheels.
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.



--
Stoutman
http://www.garagewoodworks.com

Please finish it!
Marc

Stoutman wrote:
Well, I left Kentucky back in '04
An' went to Mississippi workin' on Delta 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' motors on the DeltaX5

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted one that had 5 horse power!

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any woodworker.
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a table saw worth at least three grand.

CHORUS
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when you drive by my garage.
I'm gonna be cuttin wood in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of table saw parts
Now, I never considered myself a thief
Delta wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.

The first day I got me a motor
And the next day I got me an trunnion and a fence.
Then I got me the cast iron top and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and the hand wheels.
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.



--
Stoutman
http://www.garagewoodworks.com

The trunnion was an '05
And the motor turned out to be a '06
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone.

So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with a Lee Valley adapter kit
We had that motor runnin' just like a song
Now the saw blade was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all two of 'em come on.

The outfeed table looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we had no off switch
About that time my SWMBO walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, make me a cherry dining table!"

CHORUS
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when you drive by my garage
I'm gonna be cuttin wod in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around.

(Spoken) Ugh! Yow, Leon
This is the STOUTMAN
In the PSYCHO-BILLY Table Saw Come on
Huh, This is the Stoutman
And negatory on the cost of this table saw there Leon
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Ugh!, what model is it?

Well, It's a '04, '05, '06, Delta table saw

'04, '05, '06, Delta table saw...