PJR wrote in
:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Bob Officer wrote in fam.woodworking:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 02:36:45 GMT, in rec.woodworking, "Chadwick
Stone©" wrote:

X-No-Archive: YES
Bob Officer has offered into testimony


On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 01:05:04 +0100, in rec.woodworking,
Andy Dingley wrote:

On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 20:55:37 GMT, "Leon"
wrote:

Could you also announce to the new group that this
group exists also?

Don't forget alt.kooks too, because that's where all the
crossposts will be coming from.

that's alt.usenet.kooks

I'd like to read fam.circle or whatever it's called, but
I don't think I'd like the torrent of foul language it
will be. And it will be.

No fooling...

Have any of the major service providers created fam.usenet.kooks,
yet?

Good Day to you Chad...

Google has the group set up and I think Octonews? 'Ratz said
Supernews had it set up.

I wrote a series of questions... and I am waiting for Frito to answer
them.

Just to start things off right and keep this on topic...

Do you ever work your wood in the morning?

It's good to see so many fine on-topic discussions in this excellent
new group. However, the answer to your question might depend on the
hardness of the wood.

Stop making an ash out of yourself, if you wood.

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dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
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evaluates Raytard Murphy's skill as an astrologer.

Well I think a family-oriented and moderated woodworking group is a
marvellous idea. I would never let anyone under the age of 21 read
this NG with all of its sexual references thinly disguised as
"woodworking" talk. We all know what a "dado" really is, especially
you lesbians. And just try and convince me that "mortice and tenon"
isn't a shameless code for filthy procreation. And the very thought of
what a butt joint or half lap might be makes me shudder. I don't think
I need descend any further on this subject.

Welcome a return to wholesome family woodworking values!

The Reverend FoggyTown

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote in
:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Bob Officer wrote in fam.woodworking:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 02:36:45 GMT, in rec.woodworking, "Chadwick
Stone©" wrote:

X-No-Archive: YES
Bob Officer has offered into testimony


On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 01:05:04 +0100, in rec.woodworking,
Andy Dingley wrote:

On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 20:55:37 GMT, "Leon"
wrote:

Could you also announce to the new group that this
group exists also?

Don't forget alt.kooks too, because that's where all the
crossposts will be coming from.

that's alt.usenet.kooks

I'd like to read fam.circle or whatever it's called, but
I don't think I'd like the torrent of foul language it
will be. And it will be.

No fooling...

Have any of the major service providers created fam.usenet.kooks,
yet?

Good Day to you Chad...

Google has the group set up and I think Octonews? 'Ratz said
Supernews had it set up.

I wrote a series of questions... and I am waiting for Frito to answer
them.

Just to start things off right and keep this on topic...

Do you ever work your wood in the morning?

It's good to see so many fine on-topic discussions in this excellent
new group. However, the answer to your question might depend on the
hardness of the wood.

Stop making an ash out of yourself, if you wood.

That's easy fir yew to say.


PJR :-)
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PJR, , the foppish, pea-green penile wart, and
door keeper, nonsensically wrote:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote in
:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Bob Officer wrote in fam.woodworking:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 02:36:45 GMT, in rec.woodworking, "Chadwick
Stone©" wrote:

X-No-Archive: YES
Bob Officer has offered into testimony


On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 01:05:04 +0100, in rec.woodworking,
Andy Dingley wrote:

On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 20:55:37 GMT, "Leon"
wrote:

Could you also announce to the new group that this
group exists also?

Don't forget alt.kooks too, because that's where all the
crossposts will be coming from.

that's alt.usenet.kooks

I'd like to read fam.circle or whatever it's called, but
I don't think I'd like the torrent of foul language it
will be. And it will be.

No fooling...

Have any of the major service providers created fam.usenet.kooks,
yet?

Good Day to you Chad...

Google has the group set up and I think Octonews? 'Ratz said
Supernews had it set up.

I wrote a series of questions... and I am waiting for Frito to
answer them.

Just to start things off right and keep this on topic...

Do you ever work your wood in the morning?

It's good to see so many fine on-topic discussions in this excellent
new group. However, the answer to your question might depend on the
hardness of the wood.

Stop making an ash out of yourself, if you wood.

That's easy fir yew to say.

Eh. Test post from Fred coming your way, PJ.

PJR, , whose name means "likes to autograph bed
pans; devious and sly, not to be trusted", emitted:

That's easy fir yew to say.

Why do you say that's easy for me to say, PJR?

PJR [IDIOTICON].

*CHUCKS UP BREAKFAST*

Would you mind using those [IDIOTICON]s /before/ I've eaten, please?

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Fred wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR, , whose name means "likes to autograph bed
pans; devious and sly, not to be trusted", emitted:

That's easy fir yew to say.

Why do you say that's easy for me to say, PJR?

PJR [IDIOTICON].

*CHUCKS UP BREAKFAST*

Would you mind using those [IDIOTICON]s /before/ I've eaten, please?

Did you have any wood to discuss, abuser?

snecks fam.woodworking

waits to see what happens

PJR :-)
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PJR, wrote:

Did you have any wood to discuss, abuser?

I like to talk to people.

snecks fam.woodworking waits to see what happens PJR [IDIOTICON].

That [IDIOTICON] looks good on you, though not as good as a doberman.

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Fred wrote in fam.woodworking:

PJR, wrote:

Did you have any wood to discuss, abuser?

I like to talk to people.

That's good, Fred. Are you capable of talking to people about
woodworking in a manner that would not offend a kindergarten child?

snecks fam.woodworking waits to see what happens PJR [IDIOTICON].

That [IDIOTICON] looks good on you, though not as good as a doberman.

I don't think fam.pets has been created yet. Perhaps you ought to
request it.

PJR :-)
"Arjftebhcf: erp.jbbqjbexvat,snz.jbbqjbexvat,nyg.hfrarg.xbbxf,n yg.shpxabmmyrf"
- *qvat*!
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PJR, , whose name means "has steep,
backward-sloping forhead; shy", illumined:

That's good, Fred.

Please remember you do not speak for Dad.

Are you capable of talking to people about woodworking in a manner that
would not offend a kindergarten child?

Good conversation is always a joy.

I don't think fam.pets has been created yet.

Someday you will think fam.pets has been created yet.

Perhaps you ought to request it.

Probably never had the right kind of mother.

erp.jbbqjbexvat,snz.jbbqjbexvat,nyg.hfrarg.xbbxf,n yg.s
hpxabmmyrf" - *qvat*

I heard that.

PJR wrote:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote in
:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Bob Officer wrote in fam.woodworking:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 02:36:45 GMT, in rec.woodworking, "Chadwick
Stone©" wrote:

X-No-Archive: YES
Bob Officer has offered into testimony


On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 01:05:04 +0100, in rec.woodworking,
Andy Dingley wrote:

On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 20:55:37 GMT, "Leon"
wrote:

Could you also announce to the new group that this
group exists also?

Don't forget alt.kooks too, because that's where all the
crossposts will be coming from.

that's alt.usenet.kooks

I'd like to read fam.circle or whatever it's called, but
I don't think I'd like the torrent of foul language it
will be. And it will be.

No fooling...

Have any of the major service providers created fam.usenet.kooks,
yet?

Good Day to you Chad...

Google has the group set up and I think Octonews? 'Ratz said
Supernews had it set up.

I wrote a series of questions... and I am waiting for Frito to answer
them.

Just to start things off right and keep this on topic...

Do you ever work your wood in the morning?

It's good to see so many fine on-topic discussions in this excellent
new group. However, the answer to your question might depend on the
hardness of the wood.

Stop making an ash out of yourself, if you wood.

That's easy fir yew to say.

Oak this, swine.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"Don't be too envious. Yes, I have got it all. I am rich, I
have a good education, and I am rather good looking .. so
where does that leave you?
C."
-- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne polishes his ego a bit

"That's what you expect from people who think that the
cyberworld isn't "RL"."
-- Dr. David Tholen, Psychic Astrologer

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 08:51:12 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

PJR wrote:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote in
:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Bob Officer wrote in fam.woodworking:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 02:36:45 GMT, in rec.woodworking, "Chadwick
Stone©" wrote:

X-No-Archive: YES
Bob Officer has offered into testimony


On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 01:05:04 +0100, in rec.woodworking,
Andy Dingley wrote:

On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 20:55:37 GMT, "Leon"
wrote:

Could you also announce to the new group that this
group exists also?

Don't forget alt.kooks too, because that's where all the
crossposts will be coming from.

that's alt.usenet.kooks

I'd like to read fam.circle or whatever it's called, but
I don't think I'd like the torrent of foul language it
will be. And it will be.

No fooling...

Have any of the major service providers created fam.usenet.kooks,
yet?

Good Day to you Chad...

Google has the group set up and I think Octonews? 'Ratz said
Supernews had it set up.

I wrote a series of questions... and I am waiting for Frito to answer
them.

Just to start things off right and keep this on topic...

Do you ever work your wood in the morning?

It's good to see so many fine on-topic discussions in this excellent
new group. However, the answer to your question might depend on the
hardness of the wood.

Stop making an ash out of yourself, if you wood.

That's easy fir yew to say.

Oak this, swine.

And now something completely different: THE LARK!


--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1:
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.

The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm

in Message-ID:
Alexa "Tequila Titsz" Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."

in Message-ID:
Alexa "dumbass" Cameron shows her knowledge of history:
"WRONGO. There was NO Bible before King James had it written."

in Message-ID:
Alexa "Word Salad" Cameron shows her knowledge of science:
"Einstein never found the double superimposed doubl 'equilateral' triangle."

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Dr. Flonkenstein wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 08:51:12 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

PJR wrote:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote in
:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Bob Officer wrote in fam.woodworking:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 02:36:45 GMT, in rec.woodworking, "Chadwick
Stone©" wrote:

X-No-Archive: YES
Bob Officer has offered into testimony
m

On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 01:05:04 +0100, in rec.woodworking,
Andy Dingley wrote:

On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 20:55:37 GMT, "Leon"
wrote:

Could you also announce to the new group that this
group exists also?

Don't forget alt.kooks too, because that's where all the
crossposts will be coming from.

that's alt.usenet.kooks

I'd like to read fam.circle or whatever it's called, but
I don't think I'd like the torrent of foul language it
will be. And it will be.

No fooling...

Have any of the major service providers created fam.usenet.kooks,
yet?

Good Day to you Chad...

Google has the group set up and I think Octonews? 'Ratz said
Supernews had it set up.

I wrote a series of questions... and I am waiting for Frito to answer
them.

Just to start things off right and keep this on topic...

Do you ever work your wood in the morning?

It's good to see so many fine on-topic discussions in this excellent
new group. However, the answer to your question might depend on the
hardness of the wood.

Stop making an ash out of yourself, if you wood.

That's easy fir yew to say.

Oak this, swine.

And now something completely different: THE LARK!

Parts of Vito's body, number one: The Pointy Head

PJR :-)
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On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 16:59:34 +0100, PJR wrote:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Dr. Flonkenstein wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 08:51:12 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

PJR wrote:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote in
:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Bob Officer wrote in fam.woodworking:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 02:36:45 GMT, in rec.woodworking, "Chadwick
Stone©" wrote:

X-No-Archive: YES
Bob Officer has offered into testimony
om

On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 01:05:04 +0100, in rec.woodworking,
Andy Dingley wrote:

On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 20:55:37 GMT, "Leon"
wrote:

Could you also announce to the new group that this
group exists also?

Don't forget alt.kooks too, because that's where all the
crossposts will be coming from.

that's alt.usenet.kooks

I'd like to read fam.circle or whatever it's called, but
I don't think I'd like the torrent of foul language it
will be. And it will be.

No fooling...

Have any of the major service providers created fam.usenet.kooks,
yet?

Good Day to you Chad...

Google has the group set up and I think Octonews? 'Ratz said
Supernews had it set up.

I wrote a series of questions... and I am waiting for Frito to answer
them.

Just to start things off right and keep this on topic...

Do you ever work your wood in the morning?

It's good to see so many fine on-topic discussions in this excellent
new group. However, the answer to your question might depend on the
hardness of the wood.

Stop making an ash out of yourself, if you wood.

That's easy fir yew to say.

Oak this, swine.

And now something completely different: THE LARK!

Parts of Vito's body, number one: The Pointy Head

Parts of Vito's body, numero duo: The Brai-- oops, I'm sorry.


PJR :-)

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Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1:
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.

The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm

in Message-ID:
Alexa "Tequila Titsz" Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."

in Message-ID:
Alexa "dumbass" Cameron shows her knowledge of history:
"WRONGO. There was NO Bible before King James had it written."

in Message-ID:
Alexa "Word Salad" Cameron shows her knowledge of science:
"Einstein never found the double superimposed doubl 'equilateral' triangle."

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 04:01:34 MDT, in rec.woodworking, "Fred"
wrote:

PJR, , whose name means "likes to autograph bed
pans; devious and sly, not to be trusted", emitted:

That's easy fir yew to say.

Why do you say that's easy for me to say, PJR?

PJR [IDIOTICON].

*CHUCKS UP BREAKFAST*

Why would you chuck up breakfast. are you going to turn the toast? Are the
biscuits so hard you have to use a biscuit cutter?

Would you mind using those [IDIOTICON]s /before/ I've eaten, please?

Heh!


--
Ak'toh'di

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Dr. Flonkenstein wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 16:59:34 +0100, PJR wrote:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Dr. Flonkenstein wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 08:51:12 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

PJR wrote:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote in
:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Bob Officer wrote in fam.woodworking:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 02:36:45 GMT, in rec.woodworking, "Chadwick
Stone©" wrote:

X-No-Archive: YES
Bob Officer has offered into testimony
m

On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 01:05:04 +0100, in rec.woodworking,
Andy Dingley wrote:

On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 20:55:37 GMT, "Leon"
wrote:

Could you also announce to the new group that this
group exists also?

Don't forget alt.kooks too, because that's where all the
crossposts will be coming from.

that's alt.usenet.kooks

I'd like to read fam.circle or whatever it's called, but
I don't think I'd like the torrent of foul language it
will be. And it will be.

No fooling...

Have any of the major service providers created fam.usenet.kooks,
yet?

Good Day to you Chad...

Google has the group set up and I think Octonews? 'Ratz said
Supernews had it set up.

I wrote a series of questions... and I am waiting for Frito to answer
them.

Just to start things off right and keep this on topic...

Do you ever work your wood in the morning?

It's good to see so many fine on-topic discussions in this excellent
new group. However, the answer to your question might depend on the
hardness of the wood.

Stop making an ash out of yourself, if you wood.

That's easy fir yew to say.

Oak this, swine.

And now something completely different: THE LARK!

Parts of Vito's body, number one: The Pointy Head

Parts of Vito's body, numero duo: The Brai-- oops, I'm sorry.

Why are you sorry about mentioning his Braised Liver?


PJR :-)
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In article ,
says...
On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 11:31:01 -0400, Susan Welchel wrote:

This is an announcement.

There is a new woodworking newsgroup: fam.woodworking in the new,
family- friendly fam.* usenet news hierarchy. If you're interested in
this group, please email a request to your usenet administrator and ask
them to carry the fam.* hierarchy.

My sweet, lovable Suzie-Q;

Can you please reconsile the following statements from the fam.woodworking
charter (currently posted at http://charters.family-usenet.com):

"The purpose of the unmoderated newsgroup fam.woodworking"...

and

"Administrators of the fam.* hierarchy reserve the right to cancel any
post to any group in the fam.* hierarchy if they feel that the post does
not adhere to these guidelines."

There's a word for that. It's called retromoderation.

Please, please don't tell me that you've setup a stealth moderated group!
Because you wouldn't lie to us, right? I'm certain that you'll give us a
complete and satisfactory explanation about fam.woodworking's moderation
status. Because, as a Christian, I know that you wouldn't want to mislead
anyone.

Liars or dumbasses? It's a matter of opinion, really.

Bob Officer, , whose name means "wears a wig;
weirdo", effused:

Why would you chuck up breakfast.

You are too fat because you eat too much.

are you going to turn the toast?

Are you jealous?

Are the biscuits so hard you have to use a biscuit cutter?

So many opportunities.

Heh!

Heh, what, old chap? Pip! Pip! Heh what?

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 17:20:49 -0400, in rec.woodworking, smallfoot
wrote:

In article ,
says...
On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 11:31:01 -0400, Susan Welchel wrote:

This is an announcement.

There is a new woodworking newsgroup: fam.woodworking in the new,
family- friendly fam.* usenet news hierarchy. If you're interested in
this group, please email a request to your usenet administrator and ask
them to carry the fam.* hierarchy.

My sweet, lovable Suzie-Q;

Can you please reconsile the following statements from the fam.woodworking
charter (currently posted at http://charters.family-usenet.com):

"The purpose of the unmoderated newsgroup fam.woodworking"...

and

"Administrators of the fam.* hierarchy reserve the right to cancel any
post to any group in the fam.* hierarchy if they feel that the post does
not adhere to these guidelines."

There's a word for that. It's called retromoderation.

Do a search on Russ Albury's comments on Retromoderation. on Various NANA*
groups.

I thought however that is called a "contradiction", one of the more obscure
"Fallacies in Logic"

Please, please don't tell me that you've setup a stealth moderated group!
Because you wouldn't lie to us, right? I'm certain that you'll give us a
complete and satisfactory explanation about fam.woodworking's moderation
status. Because, as a Christian, I know that you wouldn't want to mislead
anyone.

Liars or dumbasses? It's a matter of opinion, really.

or POV...

So with this new hierarchy, it is really a matter of WFtKTAMJWD*.

*(What Frito the Kuhnt thinks a mythical jesus would do.)


--
Ak'toh'di

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 15:58:50 MDT, in rec.woodworking, "Fred"
wrote:

Bob Officer, , whose name means "wears a wig;
weirdo", effused:

Why would you chuck up breakfast.

You are too fat because you eat too much.

I just turned down a full meal.

are you going to turn the toast?

Are you jealous?

Nope.



Are the biscuits so hard you have to use a biscuit cutter?

So many opportunities.

yes, so many of the wood terms are so useful.

So do you use a natural wax on your wood?


--
Ak'toh'di

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 19:24:57 +0100, PJR wrote:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Dr. Flonkenstein wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 16:59:34 +0100, PJR wrote:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Dr. Flonkenstein wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 08:51:12 -0600, Art Deco wrote:

PJR wrote:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote in
:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Bob Officer wrote in fam.woodworking:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 02:36:45 GMT, in rec.woodworking, "Chadwick
Stone©" wrote:

X-No-Archive: YES
Bob Officer has offered into testimony
om

On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 01:05:04 +0100, in rec.woodworking,
Andy Dingley wrote:

On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 20:55:37 GMT, "Leon"
wrote:

Could you also announce to the new group that this
group exists also?

Don't forget alt.kooks too, because that's where all the
crossposts will be coming from.

that's alt.usenet.kooks

I'd like to read fam.circle or whatever it's called, but
I don't think I'd like the torrent of foul language it
will be. And it will be.

No fooling...

Have any of the major service providers created fam.usenet.kooks,
yet?

Good Day to you Chad...

Google has the group set up and I think Octonews? 'Ratz said
Supernews had it set up.

I wrote a series of questions... and I am waiting for Frito to answer
them.

Just to start things off right and keep this on topic...

Do you ever work your wood in the morning?

It's good to see so many fine on-topic discussions in this excellent
new group. However, the answer to your question might depend on the
hardness of the wood.

Stop making an ash out of yourself, if you wood.

That's easy fir yew to say.

Oak this, swine.

And now something completely different: THE LARK!

Parts of Vito's body, number one: The Pointy Head

Parts of Vito's body, numero duo: The Brai-- oops, I'm sorry.

Why are you sorry about mentioning his Braised Liver?

PJR :-)

I was only referring to his braind... err.. ok.


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smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1:
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.

The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm

in Message-ID:
Alexa "Tequila Titsz" Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."

in Message-ID:
Alexa "dumbass" Cameron shows her knowledge of history:
"WRONGO. There was NO Bible before King James had it written."

in Message-ID:
Alexa "Word Salad" Cameron shows her knowledge of science:
"Einstein never found the double superimposed doubl 'equilateral' triangle."

In article .com, "foggytown" wrote:
Well I think a family-oriented and moderated woodworking group is a
marvellous idea. I would never let anyone under the age of 21 read
this NG with all of its sexual references thinly disguised as
"woodworking" talk. We all know what a "dado" really is, especially
you lesbians. And just try and convince me that "mortice and tenon"
isn't a shameless code for filthy procreation. And the very thought of
what a butt joint or half lap might be makes me shudder. I don't think
I need descend any further on this subject.

Yep, not to mention the notorious tongue-n-groove joint...

--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again.

Bob Officer, , whose name means "deviant
gay-old-dog; hairstyle more important than oxygen; has lots of pictures of
his mummy", produced:

I just turned down a full meal.

You don't have any friends you can talk to about these things?

Nope.

No problem. [Singsongy, insincere]

yes, so many of the wood terms are so useful.

So, what's new?

So do you use a natural wax on your wood?

I waxed my pubes the other day with natural and it f-u-c-k-i-n-g killed! I
forgot to remove the bees.

Bob Officer, , whose name means "annoying and
clingy; chubby - likes to fondle his balls in public; likes to call his
penis his 'spitting cobra'", hooted:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 15:58:50 MDT, in rec.woodworking, "Fred"
wrote:

Bob Officer, , whose name means "wears a
wig; weirdo", effused:

Why would you chuck up breakfast.

You are too fat because you eat too much.

I just turned down a full meal.

are you going to turn the toast?

Are you jealous?

Nope.



Are the biscuits so hard you have to use a biscuit cutter?

So many opportunities.

yes, so many of the wood terms are so useful.

So do you use a natural wax on your wood?

Bob Officer, , whose name means "graceless
beef-banana boy; was caught rummaging through the dirty underwear and
clothes in the washing baskets of friends while they were out of the house;
either very nice to girls or a faggot", repined:

I just turned down a full meal.

You never get too tired for that.

Nope.

Why are you so negative?

yes, so many of the wood terms are so useful.

So, Officer, what are you going to be doing ten years from now?

So do you use a natural wax on your wood?

I waxed my pubes the other day with natural beeswax and it f-u-c-k-i-n-g
killed! I forgot to remove the bees.

In article ,
says...
On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 17:20:49 -0400, in rec.woodworking, smallfoot
wrote:

In article ,
says...
On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 11:31:01 -0400, Susan Welchel wrote:

This is an announcement.

There is a new woodworking newsgroup: fam.woodworking in the new,
family- friendly fam.* usenet news hierarchy. If you're interested in
this group, please email a request to your usenet administrator and ask
them to carry the fam.* hierarchy.

My sweet, lovable Suzie-Q;

Can you please reconsile the following statements from the fam.woodworking
charter (currently posted at http://charters.family-usenet.com):

"The purpose of the unmoderated newsgroup fam.woodworking"...

and

"Administrators of the fam.* hierarchy reserve the right to cancel any
post to any group in the fam.* hierarchy if they feel that the post does
not adhere to these guidelines."

There's a word for that. It's called retromoderation.

Do a search on Russ Albury's comments on Retromoderation. on Various NANA*
groups.

/unplugs sarcasm meter

Let me guess: He oozed praise for the concept, and then went on to
compose an eloquent plea for news admins worldwide to embrace it and use
it as much as possible?

I thought however that is called a "contradiction", one of the more obscure
"Fallacies in Logic"

It could also be called a "waste of time" since some servers ignore
cancel messages, for the very reason that some people (like teh Frito)
abuse them by trying to censor the net.

Please, please don't tell me that you've setup a stealth moderated group!
Because you wouldn't lie to us, right? I'm certain that you'll give us a
complete and satisfactory explanation about fam.woodworking's moderation
status. Because, as a Christian, I know that you wouldn't want to mislead
anyone.

Liars or dumbasses? It's a matter of opinion, really.

or POV...

So with this new hierarchy, it is really a matter of WFtKTAMJWD*.

*(What Frito the Kuhnt thinks a mythical jesus would do.)

WWAGOFD (What Would A Grumpy Old Frito Do)

X-No-Archive: YES
PJR has offered into testimony


On Sunday 24 July 2005, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote in
:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Bob Officer wrote in
fam.woodworking:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 02:36:45 GMT, in rec.woodworking,
"Chadwick Stone©" wrote:

X-No-Archive: YES
Bob Officer has offered into testimony


On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 01:05:04 +0100, in
rec.woodworking, Andy Dingley
wrote:

On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 20:55:37 GMT, "Leon"
wrote:

Could you also announce to the new group that this
group exists also?

Don't forget alt.kooks too, because that's where
all the crossposts will be coming from.

that's alt.usenet.kooks

I'd like to read fam.circle or whatever it's
called, but I don't think I'd like the torrent of
foul language it will be. And it will be.

No fooling...

Have any of the major service providers created
fam.usenet.kooks, yet?

Good Day to you Chad...

Google has the group set up and I think Octonews?
'Ratz said Supernews had it set up.

I wrote a series of questions... and I am waiting for
Frito to answer them.

Just to start things off right and keep this on
topic...

Do you ever work your wood in the morning?

It's good to see so many fine on-topic discussions in
this excellent new group. However, the answer to your
question might depend on the hardness of the wood.

Stop making an ash out of yourself, if you wood.

That's easy fir yew to say.

Don't pine for a new froup!

--

Skepticult® Member# 581-00504-208
ChadwickStone at Gmail dot com
Usenet's most helpful netizen
Hammer of Thor, March 2005

On that fabled day of 25 Jul 2005, Chadwick Stone blessed Usenet with
hir wisdom in :
PJR has offered into testimony


On Sunday 24 July 2005, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote in
:

On Sunday 24 July 2005, Bob Officer wrote in
fam.woodworking:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 02:36:45 GMT, in rec.woodworking,
"Chadwick Stone©" wrote:

X-No-Archive: YES
Bob Officer has offered into testimony


On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 01:05:04 +0100, in
rec.woodworking, Andy Dingley
wrote:

On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 20:55:37 GMT, "Leon"
wrote:

Could you also announce to the new group that this
group exists also?

Don't forget alt.kooks too, because that's where
all the crossposts will be coming from.

that's alt.usenet.kooks

I'd like to read fam.circle or whatever it's
called, but I don't think I'd like the torrent of
foul language it will be. And it will be.

No fooling...

Have any of the major service providers created
fam.usenet.kooks, yet?

Good Day to you Chad...

Google has the group set up and I think Octonews?
'Ratz said Supernews had it set up.

I wrote a series of questions... and I am waiting for
Frito to answer them.

Just to start things off right and keep this on
topic...

Do you ever work your wood in the morning?

It's good to see so many fine on-topic discussions in
this excellent new group. However, the answer to your
question might depend on the hardness of the wood.

Stop making an ash out of yourself, if you wood.

That's easy fir yew to say.

Don't pine for a new froup!
I'm just glad someone is finally going to spruce up teh Usernet!

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 21:19:05 -0400, in rec.woodworking, smallfoot
wrote:

In article ,
says...
On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 17:20:49 -0400, in rec.woodworking, smallfoot
wrote:

In article ,
says...
On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 11:31:01 -0400, Susan Welchel wrote:

This is an announcement.

There is a new woodworking newsgroup: fam.woodworking in the new,
family- friendly fam.* usenet news hierarchy. If you're interested in
this group, please email a request to your usenet administrator and ask
them to carry the fam.* hierarchy.

My sweet, lovable Suzie-Q;

Can you please reconsile the following statements from the fam.woodworking
charter (currently posted at http://charters.family-usenet.com):

"The purpose of the unmoderated newsgroup fam.woodworking"...

and

"Administrators of the fam.* hierarchy reserve the right to cancel any
post to any group in the fam.* hierarchy if they feel that the post does
not adhere to these guidelines."

There's a word for that. It's called retromoderation.

Do a search on Russ Albury's comments on Retromoderation. on Various NANA*
groups.

/unplugs sarcasm meter

Let me guess: He oozed praise for the concept, and then went on to
compose an eloquent plea for news admins worldwide to embrace it and use
it as much as possible?

try to guess better. he rejected it 100%.

I thought however that is called a "contradiction", one of the more obscure
"Fallacies in Logic"

It could also be called a "waste of time" since some servers ignore
cancel messages, for the very reason that some people (like teh Frito)
abuse them by trying to censor the net.

It is a wonderful world isn't it...

Please, please don't tell me that you've setup a stealth moderated group!
Because you wouldn't lie to us, right? I'm certain that you'll give us a
complete and satisfactory explanation about fam.woodworking's moderation
status. Because, as a Christian, I know that you wouldn't want to mislead
anyone.

Liars or dumbasses? It's a matter of opinion, really.

or POV...

So with this new hierarchy, it is really a matter of WFtKTAMJWD*.

*(What Frito the Kuhnt thinks a mythical jesus would do.)

WWAGOFD (What Would A Grumpy Old Frito Do)

you got that right...


--
Ak'toh'di