blueman wrote in
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Use your new router. You told you wife you needed it, right? ;-)

Absolutely -- how else do you save money by buying toys (I mean
tools)?


I NEVER tell her I'm saving money with a new tool. She would wonder which
aliens took over my body.

I tell her that the new tool will do the job exactly as it should be done,
and with considerably greater safety than the other methods.

She is far less fearful of running out of money than she is of having to be
my primary caregiver. I'm a real PITA when I'm hurting. Or so I'm told.

I never notice it.

Patriarch