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Hi, I just started with these woodworking newsgroups and they are of
interest to me. I'm currently a student taking woodworking in college. And
I would love to offer my knowledge as best I can. so if you have any
questions feel free to ask. I have about one years experience in woodworking
so far and I know that doesn't seem like a lot but I've learned so much.
talk to you later
bronzzy

I have a general question about wood:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?



"bronzzy" wrote in message
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Hi, I just started with these woodworking newsgroups and they are of
interest to me. I'm currently a student taking woodworking in college.
And I would love to offer my knowledge as best I can. so if you have any
questions feel free to ask. I have about one years experience in
woodworking so far and I know that doesn't seem like a lot but I've
learned so much.
talk to you later
bronzzy

On 6/12/2005 9:19 AM stoutman mumbled something about the following:
I have a general question about wood:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood.

Ooops, sorry, I'm not the OP that this question was posed to.

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On 6/12/2005 9:19 AM stoutman mumbled something about the following:
I have a general question about wood:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood.

.... and it takes about twenty years experience to learn that and you still
don't know ****.

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"Swingman" wrote in message

... and it takes about twenty years experience to learn that and you still
don't know ****.


And as I learn more, I find how little I really know.

bronzzy wrote:
Hi, I just started with these woodworking newsgroups and they are of
interest to me. I'm currently a student taking woodworking in college. And
I would love to offer my knowledge as best I can. so if you have any
questions feel free to ask. I have about one years experience in woodworking
so far and I know that doesn't seem like a lot but I've learned so much.
talk to you later
bronzzy



Bronzzy:
If you've been lurking you know that there is a great deal of knowledge
in the newsgroup that is being shared. Welcome to the pool--dive in
whenever you'd like.

Bob

bronzzy wrote: Hi, I just started with these woodworking newsgroups and
they are of
interest to me. I'm currently a student taking woodworking in college.
And
I would love to offer my knowledge as best I can. so if you have any
questions feel free to ask. I have about one years experience in
woodworking
so far and I know that doesn't seem like a lot but I've learned so
much.
talk to you later
bronzzy


Have you ever made any rail and stile cabinet doors with glass as the
panel, and fake muntins, creating a divided light look? How might you
attach the pane to the doors for easy replacement when and if they
break? Thanks. Tom

In article ,
"Edwin Pawlowski" wrote:

"Swingman" wrote in message

... and it takes about twenty years experience to learn that and you still
don't know ****.


And as I learn more, I find how little I really know.

and yet, when I see a newby approach a problem, I realize how much I
have learned over the years...but hen again..back to what you're
saying..there are still a ****load of mistakes that haven't been made
yet.

"bronzzy" wrote in message
...
Hi, I just started with these woodworking newsgroups and they are of
interest to me. I'm currently a student taking woodworking in college.
And I would love to offer my knowledge as best I can. so if you have any
questions feel free to ask. I have about one years experience in
woodworking so far and I know that doesn't seem like a lot but I've
learned so much.
talk to you later
bronzzy


You have one year in woodworking and you are here to offer your knowledge to
us?! I have done woodworking for thirty years and still don't have the balls
to make that offer!
I think you need to sit back read the group and relax, some of the old
timers around here may teach you a thing or two. Share what you can, but the
combined knowledge here is mind boggling!
For example check this site out!
http://www.plamann.com/sys-tmpl/door/
Greg

Oh, c'mon, either its a troll or he is genuine in sharing; if the
latter, give the guy a break.

Mutt

Greg O wrote:
"bronzzy" wrote in message
...
Hi, I just started with these woodworking newsgroups and they are of
interest to me. I'm currently a student taking woodworking in college.
And I would love to offer my knowledge as best I can. so if you have any
questions feel free to ask. I have about one years experience in
woodworking so far and I know that doesn't seem like a lot but I've
learned so much.
talk to you later
bronzzy


You have one year in woodworking and you are here to offer your knowledge to
us?! I have done woodworking for thirty years and still don't have the balls
to make that offer!
I think you need to sit back read the group and relax, some of the old
timers around here may teach you a thing or two. Share what you can, but the
combined knowledge here is mind boggling!
For example check this site out!
http://www.plamann.com/sys-tmpl/door/
Greg

Robatoy wrote:

In article ,
"Edwin Pawlowski" wrote:


"Swingman" wrote in message

... and it takes about twenty years experience to learn that and you still
don't know ****.


And as I learn more, I find how little I really know.


and yet, when I see a newby approach a problem, I realize how much I
have learned over the years...but hen again..back to what you're
saying..there are still a ****load of mistakes that haven't been made
yet.

And a few more that you made years ago that you will make again.
drat, doggone, and #)&(%^!$#
jo4hn

In article ,
says...

"Swingman" wrote in message

... and it takes about twenty years experience to learn that and you still
don't know ****.


And as I learn more, I find how little I really know.

I used to have a chart of the "programmers confidence curve". It went
up very sharply till his/her first real screwup, then plummeted to zero
and regrew verrry slowly.

I suspect it applies to all human endeavor.

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Edwin Pawlowski wrote:
And as I learn more, I find how little I really know.

See, I'm lucky. I've got a teenage daughter who's ALWAYS willing to
explanin to me just how little I know about any given subject.

Dave in Fairfax (looking for those gypsies you always hear about)
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"Edwin Pawlowski" wrote in message
...

"Swingman" wrote in message

... and it takes about twenty years experience to learn that and you
still
don't know ****.

And as I learn more, I find how little I really know.

Well, yes. I've discovered that my ignorance is growing rapidly and without
bound. At the current rate, in a few years I'll have advanced to the point
where I know nothing at all... d-:

--
Morris

In article ,
stoutman .@. wrote:
I have a general question about wood:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

There is an authoritative USENET answer for this question, available from the
USENET Oracle.

Inquire of the Oracle via e-mail at . Proceed at your
own risk.

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Dave in Fairfax reply-to, disabled, 2, stop, spam wrote:
Edwin Pawlowski wrote:
And as I learn more, I find how little I really know.

See, I'm lucky. I've got a teenage daughter who's ALWAYS willing to
explanin to me just how little I know about any given subject.

Patience, Dave.

Mark Twain once allegedly said: "When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was
so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got
to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years."

Robert Bonomi wrote:
Patience, Dave.
Mark Twain once allegedly said: "When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was
so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got
to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years."

She's from the 2nd marriage. I'm getin to old to have a whole lot of
patience. Gettin' to be more patients. %-)

Dave in Fairfax
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tom wrote:

bronzzy wrote: Hi, I just started with these woodworking newsgroups and
they are of
interest to me. I'm currently a student taking woodworking in college.
And
I would love to offer my knowledge as best I can. so if you have any
questions feel free to ask. I have about one years experience in
woodworking
so far and I know that doesn't seem like a lot but I've learned so
much.
talk to you later
bronzzy

Have you ever made any rail and stile cabinet doors with glass as the
panel, and fake muntins, creating a divided light look? How might you
attach the pane to the doors for easy replacement when and if they
break? Thanks. Tom

No, I'd make real muntins for separate lights...but, I'd use a small
quarter mould to hold the glass, fastened w/ brads

"Greg O" wrote in
:

You have one year in woodworking and you are here to offer your
knowledge to us?! I have done woodworking for thirty years and still
don't have the balls to make that offer!

Aisle 6, the rack near the wall. All it takes is cash, right? ;-)

Duane wrote: No, I'd make real muntins for separate lights...but, I'd
use a small
quarter mould to hold the glass, fastened w/ brads

Hmm. So you're sayin' quarter-round and brads. Okay, thanks. Tom

In article . net,
jo4hn wrote:

#)&(%^!$#

THAT one was a doozy (Deusy)

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 07:39:54 -0400, "bronzzy"
wrote:

Hi, I just started with these woodworking newsgroups and they are of
interest to me. I'm currently a student taking woodworking in college. And
I would love to offer my knowledge as best I can. so if you have any
questions feel free to ask. I have about one years experience in woodworking
so far and I know that doesn't seem like a lot but I've learned so much.
talk to you later
bronzzy


Bronzzy:

"You Bold Brazen Article!"

Sr. Mary Benzedrine, Saint Agnes School, Grade Five. c. 1960.



Seriously though, I remember when I first discovered that I had a 'new
member' and sought to show it off in roughly the same way.



BTW - A survey was done of this NG awhile back and found that the
average age was in the fifties and the average number of years
experience in wooddorking was about twenty something, if I recall
correctly.


Good luck with your new member! g



Tom Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)

In article , Greg O
wrote:

You have one year in woodworking and you are here to offer your knowledge to
us?! I have done woodworking for thirty years and still don't have the balls
to make that offer!

Why not?

It's entirely possible that someone who's been 'dorking for a year
would have learned something I don't know.

OTOH, if the OP wants to be a regular on the wreck this is a perfect
trial by fire.

http://www.vansonleathers.com/product_pages/suits/drivers_suits.htm

djb

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In article , Tom Watson
wrote:

BTW - A survey was done of this NG awhile back and found that the
average age was in the fifties and the average number of years
experience in wooddorking was about twenty something, if I recall
correctly.

Voluntary surveys have no reliability...

But that doesn't mean I disbelieve the results of this one. ;-)

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On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 18:19:06 -0600, Dave Balderstone
wrote:

In article , Tom Watson
wrote:

BTW - A survey was done of this NG awhile back and found that the
average age was in the fifties and the average number of years
experience in wooddorking was about twenty something, if I recall
correctly.

Voluntary surveys have no reliability...

But that doesn't mean I disbelieve the results of this one. ;-)


Dave, do you remember the link to that survey?

I'll admit to its lack of empirical credentials but it was sorta
interesting.



Tom Watson - WoodDorker
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"Tom Watson" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 07:39:54 -0400, "bronzzy"
wrote:

Hi, I just started with these woodworking newsgroups and they are of
interest to me. I'm currently a student taking woodworking in college.
And
I would love to offer my knowledge as best I can. so if you have any
questions feel free to ask. I have about one years experience in
woodworking
so far and I know that doesn't seem like a lot but I've learned so much.
talk to you later
bronzzy


Bronzzy:

"You Bold Brazen Article!"

Sr. Mary Benzedrine, Saint Agnes School, Grade Five. c. 1960.

OMG, also Sister Florence Catherine, St. Mary of the Assumption School,
Grade Five, c. 1963.

B.

"Patriarch" wrote in message
. 97.136...
"Greg O" wrote in
:

You have one year in woodworking and you are here to offer your
knowledge to us?! I have done woodworking for thirty years and still
don't have the balls to make that offer!

Aisle 6, the rack near the wall. All it takes is cash, right? ;-)


Thanks! I missed them the first time down the isle! I expected to see them
hanging slightly lower than waist high, wasn't looking up there!
Now that I have my own set of balls, any wood dorking questions I can
answer? Tom P? Anybody?
Greg

"Dave Balderstone" wrote in message
tone.ca...
In article , Greg O
wrote:

You have one year in woodworking and you are here to offer your knowledge
to
us?! I have done woodworking for thirty years and still don't have the
balls
to make that offer!

Why not?

It's entirely possible that someone who's been 'dorking for a year
would have learned something I don't know.



Sure, no doubt he might, but if I would have to pick the OP over the rest of
the group...............
Greg

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 22:02:27 -0400, the inscrutable "Buddy Matlosz"
spake:

"Tom Watson" wrote in message

Bronzzy:

"You Bold Brazen Article!"

Sr. Mary Benzedrine, Saint Agnes School, Grade Five. c. 1960.

OMG, also Sister Florence Catherine, St. Mary of the Assumption School,
Grade Five, c. 1963.

My bestest teacher ever was Miss Hankins, Trinity Cathedral School,
Grade Two, Little Rock, AR, ca. 1960. It was my only year of religious
school and I don't recall if she was a Sister or not. I just loved
her. (Oh, right. She couldn't have been a nun, huh? ;)
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"Greg O" wrote in message
...

"Patriarch" wrote in message
. 97.136...
"Greg O" wrote in
:

You have one year in woodworking and you are here to offer your
knowledge to us?! I have done woodworking for thirty years and still
don't have the balls to make that offer!

Aisle 6, the rack near the wall. All it takes is cash, right? ;-)


Thanks! I missed them the first time down the isle! I expected to see them
hanging slightly lower than waist high, wasn't looking up there!
Now that I have my own set of balls, any wood dorking questions I can
answer? Tom P? Anybody?
Greg
If you really want to grant yourself some kind of authority on the basis of
balls, you need to get a pair of bull balls!!

http://www.bullsballs.com/

These are the balls of real men!

(Or at least, their trucks!)

tom wrote:

Duane wrote: No, I'd make real muntins for separate lights...but, I'd
use a small
quarter mould to hold the glass, fastened w/ brads

Hmm. So you're sayin' quarter-round and brads. Okay, thanks. Tom

just 'til the glue dries... :)

For the situation you describe, yes. One would presume that the number
of times one will need to replace a pane would be limited so that
removing brads will be a relatively rare occerrence.

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 13:19:29 GMT, "stoutman" .@. wrote:

I have a general question about wood:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


If I remember correctly, it depends a lot on the size of the chuck key..


mac

Please remove splinters before emailing

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 17:55:50 GMT, Dave in Fairfax wrote:

Edwin Pawlowski wrote:
And as I learn more, I find how little I really know.

See, I'm lucky. I've got a teenage daughter who's ALWAYS willing to
explanin to me just how little I know about any given subject.

Dave in Fairfax (looking for those gypsies you always hear about)

well, teenagers in general know EVERYTHING, Dave, but teen age girls are
special..

you know how many teen girls it takes to screw in a light bulb?

just one, she holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around her..


mac

Please remove splinters before emailing

mac davis wrote:
well, teenagers in general know EVERYTHING, Dave, but teen age girls are
special..
you know how many teen girls it takes to screw in a light bulb?
just one, she holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around her..

Cute, I'll tell her that one and see what she has to say.

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In article , wrote:
you know how many teen girls it takes to screw in a light bulb?

just one, she holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around her..

I gotta remember that one. I have a couple of friends with teenage daughters.
I'm sure they'll identify with it.

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On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 07:39:54 -0400, "bronzzy"
wrote:

I would love to offer my knowledge as best I can. so if you have any
questions feel free to ask.


Perhaps you can help me. Bronzzy. I've been trying to get my 1950 cast
iron Henweigh aligned. I really like it, but it's not cutting
right. I've adjusted it as best I could, but it's still off.

Any advice?


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Doug Miller wrote:
I gotta remember that one. I have a couple of friends with teenage daughters.
I'm sure they'll identify with it.

Well, I just passed that on to my daughter as promised. She said,
"None, that's what boys are for."

I'm freekin' dooooomed,
Dave in Fairfax
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OK, I'll ask it...What'sa "henweigh"????

Bruce Barnett wrote:
On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 07:39:54 -0400, "bronzzy"
wrote:

I would love to offer my knowledge as best I can. so if you have any
questions feel free to ask.


Perhaps you can help me. Bronzzy. I've been trying to get my 1950 cast
iron Henweigh aligned. I really like it, but it's not cutting
right. I've adjusted it as best I could, but it's still off.

Any advice?


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"rickluce" wrote in news:1118718263.391808.276280
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OK, I'll ask it...What'sa "henweigh"????


'bout 4 lbs.

Patriarch...are you from the Sonoma county area?