Dude One: So Dude - should we go and pick on those old farts at
rec.woodworking some more?

Dude Two: Nah - them old guys is no fun. They got HEPA filters
on their newsreaders.

Dude One: Yeah..............What's a HEPA filter, Dude?

Dude Two: "Helps Eliminate Pains in the Ass".

Dude One: Wow.......that's deep.

Dude Two: Got any more Yoohoo?

Dude One: No, Dude - I put it in the bong.

Dude Two: Got any dope for the bong?

Dude One: Sold it to buy the Yoohoo.

Dude Two: I think I saw this episode.

Dude One: Yeah......it sucks.

Dude Two: Yeah......Bigtime.


(commercial break - showing the newest OTC acne cure - now available
in suppository form...)



Tom Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)

"Tom Watson" wrote in message

Dude One: Yeah......it sucks.

Dude Two: Yeah......Bigtime.


(commercial break - showing the newest OTC acne cure - now available
in suppository form...)

Surely that was Viagra "... for when he wants it" (Damn that commercial
****es me off! ... almost as much Chinese birch plywood.)

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In article ,
Tom Watson wrote:

Dude One: So Dude - should we go and pick on those old farts at
rec.woodworking some more?


I find that most wide-eyed pink brains are more than willing to learn
from old farts like myself.
You get the odd asshole in any age-group.

Onward and upward.

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Rob--- who is going to do some lubrication on his Popiel Pocket
Fisherman over the weekend.

In article ,
"Swingman" wrote:

Damn that commercial
****es me off! ... almost as much Chinese birch plywood.)

Why? Because 1/2 hour after you build something, you have to build it
again?

On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 19:48:06 -0400, Robatoy
wrote:

In article ,
"Swingman" wrote:

Damn that commercial
****es me off! ... almost as much Chinese birch plywood.)

Why? Because 1/2 hour after you build something, you have to build it
again?


It's the same with the Viagra.



Tom Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)

Tom Watson wrote:

On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 19:48:06 -0400, Robatoy
wrote:


In article ,
"Swingman" wrote:


Damn that commercial
****es me off! ... almost as much Chinese birch plywood.)

Why? Because 1/2 hour after you build something, you have to build it
again?



It's the same with the Viagra.

In my younger days, I heard that raw oysters would make you especially
virile. I gave it a test and ate a whole dozen one evening. Don't you
believe it. Only eleven of them worked!
[apologies to Woody Woodbury]
jo4hn