The Young And The Brainless - Lost Episode
Dude One: So Dude - should we go and pick on those old farts at
rec.woodworking some more? Dude Two: Nah - them old guys is no fun. They got HEPA filters on their newsreaders. Dude One: Yeah..............What's a HEPA filter, Dude? Dude Two: "Helps Eliminate Pains in the Ass". Dude One: Wow.......that's deep. Dude Two: Got any more Yoohoo? Dude One: No, Dude - I put it in the bong. Dude Two: Got any dope for the bong? Dude One: Sold it to buy the Yoohoo. Dude Two: I think I saw this episode. Dude One: Yeah......it sucks. Dude Two: Yeah......Bigtime. (commercial break - showing the newest OTC acne cure - now available in suppository form...) Tom Watson - WoodDorker tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email) http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website) |
"Tom Watson" wrote in message Dude One: Yeah......it sucks. Dude Two: Yeah......Bigtime. (commercial break - showing the newest OTC acne cure - now available in suppository form...) Surely that was Viagra "... for when he wants it" (Damn that commercial ****es me off! ... almost as much Chinese birch plywood.) -- www.e-woodshop.net Last update: 11/06/04 |
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Tom Watson wrote: Dude One: So Dude - should we go and pick on those old farts at rec.woodworking some more? I find that most wide-eyed pink brains are more than willing to learn from old farts like myself. You get the odd asshole in any age-group. Onward and upward. 0?0 Rob--- who is going to do some lubrication on his Popiel Pocket Fisherman over the weekend. |
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"Swingman" wrote: Damn that commercial ****es me off! ... almost as much Chinese birch plywood.) Why? Because 1/2 hour after you build something, you have to build it again? |
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wrote: In article , "Swingman" wrote: Damn that commercial ****es me off! ... almost as much Chinese birch plywood.) Why? Because 1/2 hour after you build something, you have to build it again? It's the same with the Viagra. Tom Watson - WoodDorker tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email) http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website) |
Tom Watson wrote:
On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 19:48:06 -0400, Robatoy wrote: In article , "Swingman" wrote: Damn that commercial ****es me off! ... almost as much Chinese birch plywood.) Why? Because 1/2 hour after you build something, you have to build it again? It's the same with the Viagra. In my younger days, I heard that raw oysters would make you especially virile. I gave it a test and ate a whole dozen one evening. Don't you believe it. Only eleven of them worked! [apologies to Woody Woodbury] jo4hn |
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