Dude One: So Dude - should we go and pick on those old farts at
rec.woodworking some more?

Dude Two: Nah - them old guys is no fun. They got HEPA filters
on their newsreaders.

Dude One: Yeah..............What's a HEPA filter, Dude?

Dude Two: "Helps Eliminate Pains in the Ass".

Dude One: Wow.......that's deep.

Dude Two: Got any more Yoohoo?

Dude One: No, Dude - I put it in the bong.

Dude Two: Got any dope for the bong?

Dude One: Sold it to buy the Yoohoo.

Dude Two: I think I saw this episode.

Dude One: Yeah......it sucks.

Dude Two: Yeah......Bigtime.


(commercial break - showing the newest OTC acne cure - now available
in suppository form...)



Tom Watson - WoodDorker
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