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Enjoy

Lew
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So much for old wives remedies.

I'll take my chances with the "heat"and any possible
additional "swelling".

TREATING A BLACK EYE.

Didn't know this! Did you?

For years, the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment
for a black eye is to cover it with a piece of raw meat.

Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce
the swelling and aids in the healing process, applying
cold meat actually delays the recovery of the broken blood
vessels that cause the bruising around the orbital socket,
while frozen meat may cause superficial thermal burns to the skin.

These same studies demonstrated that application of warm and tender
meat is much more effective in helping the eyes
recover from the damage because the bruising isn't compounded
by thermal shock.

Therefore, the next time you get a black eye, try this method:

Administer treatment until pain and swelling are gone.







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Enjoy

Lew
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So much for old wives remedies.

I'll take my chances with the "heat"and any possible
additional "swelling".

TREATING A BLACK EYE.

Didn't know this! Did you?

For years, the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment
for a black eye is to cover it with a piece of raw meat.

Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce
the swelling and aids in the healing process, applying
cold meat actually delays the recovery of the broken blood
vessels that cause the bruising around the orbital socket,
while frozen meat may cause superficial thermal burns to the skin.

These same studies demonstrated that application of warm and tender
meat is much more effective in helping the eyes
recover from the damage because the bruising isn't compounded
by thermal shock.

Therefore, the next time you get a black eye, try this method:

Administer treatment until pain and swelling are gone.



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Helped _my_ sore eyes.
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On Wed, 28 Sep 2011 20:46:04 -0400, Robatoy
Helped _my_ sore eyes.


But, then you have to put up with unexpected swelling in other parts
of the body.
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I wonder about 2 black eyes and a puffed lip?
Do they have a cure for that?
hummmm........I can think of one?
john

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Enjoy

Lew
-----------------------------------
So much for old wives remedies.

I'll take my chances with the "heat"and any possible
additional "swelling".

TREATING A BLACK EYE.

Didn't know this! Did you?

For years, the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment
for a black eye is to cover it with a piece of raw meat.

Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce
the swelling and aids in the healing process, applying
cold meat actually delays the recovery of the broken blood
vessels that cause the bruising around the orbital socket,
while frozen meat may cause superficial thermal burns to the skin.

These same studies demonstrated that application of warm and tender
meat is much more effective in helping the eyes
recover from the damage because the bruising isn't compounded
by thermal shock.

Therefore, the next time you get a black eye, try this method:

Administer treatment until pain and swelling are gone.



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Not very effective! The swelling just moves somewhere else!

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So much for old wives remedies.

I'll take my chances with the "heat"and any possible
additional "swelling".

TREATING A BLACK EYE.

Didn't know this! Did you?

For years, the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment
for a black eye is to cover it with a piece of raw meat.

Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce
the swelling and aids in the healing process, applying
cold meat actually delays the recovery of the broken blood
vessels that cause the bruising around the orbital socket,
while frozen meat may cause superficial thermal burns to the skin.

These same studies demonstrated that application of warm and tender
meat is much more effective in helping the eyes
recover from the damage because the bruising isn't compounded
by thermal shock.

Therefore, the next time you get a black eye, try this method:

Administer treatment until pain and swelling are gone.





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"jloomis" wrote:

I wonder about 2 black eyes and a puffed lip?
Do they have a cure for that?
hummmm........I can think of one?

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Sounds like lessons in self defense might be in order.

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I like the bandaid better.

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I wonder about 2 black eyes and a puffed lip?
Do they have a cure for that?
hummmm........I can think of one?
john


I can think of two ;-)


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"puffy lip"?

Now you are making the women jealous, too.

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I can think of two ;-)

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Do they have a cure for that?
hummmm........I can think of one?
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Administer treatment until pain and swelling are gone.

That's a purple eye. And I think she got those out of a lava lamp.

-Zz


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Lew Hodgett wrote:
Enjoy

Lew
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So much for old wives remedies.

I'll take my chances with the "heat"and any possible
additional "swelling".

TREATING A BLACK EYE.


Probably good way to treat ear ache, too! And to gargle for a
scratchy throat.
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Enjoy

Lew
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So much for old wives remedies.

I'll take my chances with the "heat"and any possible
additional "swelling".

TREATING A BLACK EYE.

Didn't know this! Did you?

For years, the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is
to cover it with a piece of raw meat.

Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and
aids in the healing process, applying
cold meat actually delays the recovery of the broken blood
vessels that cause the bruising around the orbital socket,
while frozen meat may cause superficial thermal burns to the skin.

These same studies demonstrated that application of warm and tender meat is much more
effective in helping the eyes
recover from the damage because the bruising isn't compounded
by thermal shock.

Therefore, the next time you get a black eye, try this method:

Administer treatment until pain and swelling are gone.




It is the breast cure I have ever seen.


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