Its easy to attract cows, Simply put a tent up in the next field and they
will move hedges and wire to get to you and try to flatten your tent. I am
pretty sure they have a wicked sense of humour.
Brian

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Weird.

For Brian, the bugger shows up in a car, stands at the
edge of a field with quite a few cattle in it and burps
very loudly. The cattle all come over to where he is
burping and stare at him and presumably are all
thinking to themselves, **** humans are weird.

That is not normal?

Nope, they don't all line up and gawp like that usually.

I've only ever had people disturb my camping. One was a do-gooder asking if we were going to leave litter, and another was a policeman warning us not to camp in the fields on the other side of the road because "that farmer's an arsehole and you might lose yout tent".


On Wed, 26 May 2021 10:22:43 +0100, Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote:

Its easy to attract cows, Simply put a tent up in the next field and they
will move hedges and wire to get to you and try to flatten your tent. I am
pretty sure they have a wicked sense of humour.
Brian