Are you interested in attracting women like magnets in your singles
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you follow the basic 10 tips. Read below the 10 tips to attract women
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1: Never Settle for Just Any Woman
2: Apply the Laws of Attraction
3: Don't Be Too Nice
4: Convincing a Woman To Like You is a Big No-No!
5: Seeking Her Approval is a Waste of Time
6: Buying Her Affections will not Score You Any Real Points
7: Revealing Your Feelings Too Early - Yikes!
8: Basing Your Worth upon Money And Looks
9: Sacrificing Your Authenticity
10: Just Do It!

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A magnet attracts women?? I know less about them than I was aware! Bob

"Bob Engelhardt" wrote in message
...
A magnet attracts women?? I know less about them than I was aware! Bob

Only if you're covered with rare-earth magnets and the woman has a
brass-plated steel belt buckle. The classier ones have all-brass buckles, or
silver, so don't count on the ones you attract amounting to much.

--
Ed Huntress

A magnet attracts women?? *I know less about them than I was aware! *Bob

It only attracts high-mileage women.

On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:36:51 -0400, Bob Engelhardt
wrote:

A magnet attracts women?? I know less about them than I was aware! Bob

Look what you might end up with:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Lady
Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany
--
"it's the network..." "The Journey is the reward"
Info for manufacturers: http://www.trexon.com
Embedded software/hardware/analog Info for designers: http://www.speff.com

On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 12:43:41 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:


"Bob Engelhardt" wrote in message
...
A magnet attracts women?? I know less about them than I was aware! Bob

Only if you're covered with rare-earth magnets and the woman has a
brass-plated steel belt buckle. The classier ones have all-brass buckles, or
silver, so don't count on the ones you attract amounting to much.

C'mon, guys. Wimmenfolk are full of irony. Of _course_ they're
magnetic.

--
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
-- Henry David Thoreau

"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 12:43:41 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:


"Bob Engelhardt" wrote in message
...
A magnet attracts women?? I know less about them than I was aware! Bob

Only if you're covered with rare-earth magnets and the woman has a
brass-plated steel belt buckle. The classier ones have all-brass buckles,
or
silver, so don't count on the ones you attract amounting to much.

C'mon, guys. Wimmenfolk are full of irony. Of _course_ they're
magnetic.

Pfhhht! That man has earned a Bullet Surprise for literature.

--
Ed Huntress

On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 16:31:28 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:


"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 12:43:41 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:


"Bob Engelhardt" wrote in message
...
A magnet attracts women?? I know less about them than I was aware! Bob

Only if you're covered with rare-earth magnets and the woman has a
brass-plated steel belt buckle. The classier ones have all-brass buckles,
or
silver, so don't count on the ones you attract amounting to much.

C'mon, guys. Wimmenfolk are full of irony. Of _course_ they're
magnetic.

Pfhhht! That man has earned a Bullet Surprise for literature.

Wasn't that once a chicken joke?
(scroll down)





(Pullet Surprise)

--
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
-- Henry David Thoreau

"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 16:31:28 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:


"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
. ..
On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 12:43:41 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:


"Bob Engelhardt" wrote in message
...
A magnet attracts women?? I know less about them than I was aware!
Bob

Only if you're covered with rare-earth magnets and the woman has a
brass-plated steel belt buckle. The classier ones have all-brass
buckles,
or
silver, so don't count on the ones you attract amounting to much.

C'mon, guys. Wimmenfolk are full of irony. Of _course_ they're
magnetic.

Pfhhht! That man has earned a Bullet Surprise for literature.

Wasn't that once a chicken joke?
(scroll down)





(Pullet Surprise)

It may have been. I got it from my sophomore-year high school English
teacher, who got it from an essay by one of his students, who didn't know
****. My English teacher awarded it for any sentence over 50 words long. He
would draw a big cartridge on your paper, in red, and it was sitting
base-down on a trophy base.

When I was a young editor at _American Machinist_ I kept a folder labelled
Bullet Surprise Winners, of press releases that were real stinkers. My
favorite came from Burston-Marstellar, one of the biggest and most acclaimed
PR companies in the business. The headline read "Cold-headed Stud Saves Long
Island Potato Farmers." I pictured somebody like Vin Diesel defending the
fields from groundhogs or something. But that wasn't it. It was some kind of
fastener that did something unremarkable. It was a metalworking magazine,
after all.

--
Ed Huntress

"Elisa" wrote

bull**** snipped

The corner of a $100 bill glued to one's forehead always worked for me.

Steve

Larry Jaques wrote:
On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 16:31:28 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:

"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 12:43:41 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:

"Bob Engelhardt" wrote in message
...
A magnet attracts women?? I know less about them than I was aware! Bob
Only if you're covered with rare-earth magnets and the woman has a
brass-plated steel belt buckle. The classier ones have all-brass buckles,
or
silver, so don't count on the ones you attract amounting to much.
C'mon, guys. Wimmenfolk are full of irony. Of _course_ they're
magnetic.
Pfhhht! That man has earned a Bullet Surprise for literature.

Wasn't that once a chicken joke?
(scroll down)





(Pullet Surprise)

--
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
-- Henry David Thoreau


Yep it's about a farmer who raised chickens. He decided to put bell onto
each rooster to keep track of which ones were mating and which were not.
The bells all had different tones so he could tell which bird was doing
his job the best. BUT his favorite birds bell didn't make a sound all
day. So he went to check on him. To his amazement the bird had grabbed
the bell in his beak to silence it, while all the other roosters ran
around with bells ringing and chasing the hens. His charts showed that
this rooster being smarter and better than the rest deserved acknowledgment,
So he gave him the NO-BELL-Piece Prize, and the Pullet Surprise...


And it is MUCH funnier when told out loud...
--
Steve W.

On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 16:54:19 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:

(Pullet Surprise)

It may have been. I got it from my sophomore-year high school English
teacher, who got it from an essay by one of his students, who didn't know
****. My English teacher awarded it for any sentence over 50 words long. He
would draw a big cartridge on your paper, in red, and it was sitting
base-down on a trophy base.

When I was a young editor at _American Machinist_ I kept a folder labelled
Bullet Surprise Winners, of press releases that were real stinkers. My

I trust you've heard of the annual awards by Bulwer Lytton?
http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/


favorite came from Burston-Marstellar, one of the biggest and most acclaimed
PR companies in the business. The headline read "Cold-headed Stud Saves Long
Island Potato Farmers." I pictured somebody like Vin Diesel defending the
fields from groundhogs or something. But that wasn't it. It was some kind of
fastener that did something unremarkable. It was a metalworking magazine,
after all.

Sest lavvy, mon sewer.

Hey, Vin Diesel! He's one of my favorite action stars, right up there
with Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Jet Li, Chuck Norris, Wesley Snipes,
Bruce Willis, Rutger Hauer, Dolph Lundgren, Mel Gibson, Jean-Claude
van Damme, Steven Seagal, and Harrison Ford. Who needs a plot when
you have _ACTION_! Speaking of Ford, I wonder if the new Indy flick
is going to be any good.

--
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
-- Henry David Thoreau

On Apr 1, 10:36*am, Bob Engelhardt wrote:
A magnet attracts women?? *I know less about them than I was aware! *Bob

It does if they are on a high iron diet.

TMT

no no no, you misread the title - you will attract women as easily as a
magnet attracts women - in other words, "not at all"


"Too_Many_Tools" wrote in message
...
On Apr 1, 10:36 am, Bob Engelhardt wrote:
A magnet attracts women?? I know less about them than I was aware! Bob

It does if they are on a high iron diet.

TMT



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Larry Jaques wrote:

Hey, Vin Diesel! He's one of my favorite action stars, right up there
with Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Jet Li, Chuck Norris, Wesley Snipes,
Bruce Willis, Rutger Hauer, Dolph Lundgren, Mel Gibson, Jean-Claude
van Damme, Steven Seagal, and Harrison Ford. Who needs a plot when
you have _ACTION_! Speaking of Ford, I wonder if the new Indy flick
is going to be any good.

From your list, Gibson, Ford, Willis, Governator, and since he has my first
name, Snipes. The rest, wannabes.

Btw, you left out Bronson, Eastwood, Conners, and Arness.

Wes

--
"Additionally as a security officer, I carry a gun to protect
government officials but my life isn't worth protecting at home
in their eyes." Dick Anthony Heller

"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 16:54:19 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:

(Pullet Surprise)

It may have been. I got it from my sophomore-year high school English
teacher, who got it from an essay by one of his students, who didn't know
****. My English teacher awarded it for any sentence over 50 words long.
He
would draw a big cartridge on your paper, in red, and it was sitting
base-down on a trophy base.

When I was a young editor at _American Machinist_ I kept a folder labelled
Bullet Surprise Winners, of press releases that were real stinkers. My

I trust you've heard of the annual awards by Bulwer Lytton?
http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

Oh, yeah. They used to be a major source of my entertainment. d8-)


That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
-- Henry David Thoreau

That would make me one of the richest men in North America -- or one of the
biggest cheapskates.

--
Ed Huntress

On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:56:04 -0700, Elisa wrote:

Are you interested in attracting women like magnets in your singles
life. Every men can attract any kind of women easily like a magnet if
you follow this one basic tip:


1: Have an infinite amount of money.

Cheers!
Rich

On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:59:20 -0800, SteveB wrote:
"Elisa" wrote

bull**** snipped

The corner of a $100 bill glued to one's forehead always worked for me.

A dollar works if you can hold it to your forehead with your tongue. :-

Cheers!
Rich

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:20:12 GMT, the renowned Rich Grise
wrote:

On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:56:04 -0700, Elisa wrote:

Are you interested in attracting women like magnets in your singles
life. Every men can attract any kind of women easily like a magnet if
you follow this one basic tip:


1: Have an infinite amount of money.

Cheers!
Rich

As my Russian friend says "Woman can make you millionaire,
but you must start as billionaire".



Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany
--
"it's the network..." "The Journey is the reward"
Info for manufacturers: http://www.trexon.com
Embedded software/hardware/analog Info for designers: http://www.speff.com

On 2008-04-18, Spehro Pefhany wrote:
On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:20:12 GMT, the renowned Rich Grise
wrote:

On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:56:04 -0700, Elisa wrote:

Are you interested in attracting women like magnets in your singles
life. Every men can attract any kind of women easily like a magnet if
you follow this one basic tip:


1: Have an infinite amount of money.

Cheers!
Rich

As my Russian friend says "Woman can make you millionaire,
but you must start as billionaire".

They also have a saying, nothing makes a man look better, than a big, fat,
wallet.

i

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:45:41 -0400, Spehro Pefhany wrote:
On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:20:12 GMT, the renowned Rich Grise
On Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:56:04 -0700, Elisa wrote:

Are you interested in attracting women like magnets in your singles
life. Every men can attract any kind of women easily like a magnet if
you follow this one basic tip:

1: Have an infinite amount of money.

As my Russian friend says "Woman can make you millionaire,
but you must start as billionaire".

It's well-known that it's easy to make a small fortune, if you start
out with a large one. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich