https://ibb.co/x1HfcMY

tim could pretend he is out dogging in the forest ...tee hee

Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody managed to miss the urinal.

On 12/07/2020 10:38, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
https://ibb.co/x1HfcMY

tim could pretend he is out dogging in the forest ...tee hee

Possibly those toilets cannot be cleaned effectively for fear of
cleaning products killing the trees. Anyone for urine saturated soil
providing a distinct air freshener fragrance?

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On Sun, 12 Jul 2020 02:48:14 -0700 (PDT), Tricky Dicky
wrote:

Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody managed to miss the urinal.

Probably Crazy Jim, after all, why would he want to conform to
anything (or be able to more likely).

(I'm looking forward to his carer getting back to him after lockdown).

Cheers, T i m

On 12/07/2020 10:48, Tricky Dicky wrote:
Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody managed to miss the urinal.

ha ha I was thinking that and it is open to outside as well ....

On 12/07/2020 11:58, alan_m wrote:
On 12/07/2020 10:38, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
https://ibb.co/x1HfcMY

tim could pretend he is out dogging in the forest ...tee hee

Possibly those toilets cannot be cleaned effectively for fear of
cleaning products killing the trees. Anyone for urine saturated soil
providing a distinct air freshener fragrance?

I used to wonder why public toilets all smelt the same then I figured
out they all used Jayes fluid......

On 12/07/2020 12:35, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 12/07/2020 11:58, alan_m wrote:
On 12/07/2020 10:38, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
https://ibb.co/x1HfcMY

tim could pretend he is out dogging in the forest ...tee hee

Possibly those toilets cannot be cleaned effectively for fear of
cleaning products killing the trees. Anyone for urine saturated soil
providing a distinct air freshener fragrance?

I used to wonder why public toilets all smelt the same then I figured
out they all used Jayes fluid......
tim probably smells like that what with all the cottaging he used to do
before lock down .....

On 12/07/2020 10:48, Tricky Dicky wrote:
Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody managed to miss the urinal.


http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:Urinal.jpg

is my local pubs social distancing attempt.


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On 12/07/2020 16:15, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 10:48, Tricky Dicky wrote:
Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody managed
to miss the urinal.


http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:Urinal.jpg

is my local pubs social distancing attempt.


like that is going to stop you if you were bursting...

On 12/07/2020 16:34, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:15, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 10:48, Tricky Dicky wrote:
Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody managed
to miss the urinal.


http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:Urinal.jpg

is my local pubs social distancing attempt.


like that is going to stop you if you were bursting...

So **** in a pint glass and get the barmaid to sell it on as lager....

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On 12/07/2020 17:55, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:34, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:15, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 10:48, Tricky Dicky wrote:
Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody managed
to miss the urinal.


http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:Urinal.jpg

is my local pubs social distancing attempt.


like that is going to stop you if you were bursting...

So **** in a pint glass and get the barmaid to sell it on as lager....

It's not your friends that give you drink......

On 12/07/2020 18:26, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 12/07/2020 17:55, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:34, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:15, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 10:48, Tricky Dicky wrote:
Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody
managed to miss the urinal.


http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:Urinal.jpg

is my local pubs social distancing attempt.


like that is going to stop you if you were bursting...

So **** in a pint glass and get the barmaid to sell it on as lager....

It's not your friends that give you drink......

4 pints for a quid.

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On 12/07/2020 10:38, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
https://ibb.co/x1HfcMY

tim could pretend he is out dogging in the forest ...tee hee

Google "flower urinal". There are some that look like orchids

On Sun, 12 Jul 2020 16:15:54 +0100, ARW wrote:

On 12/07/2020 10:48, Tricky Dicky wrote:
Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody managed to miss the urinal.


http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:Urinal.jpg

is my local pubs social distancing attempt.

X marks the dribble. It's a tempting target after a few pints.
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Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody managed to
miss the urinal.

On 12/07/2020 21:12, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 18:26, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 12/07/2020 17:55, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:34, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:15, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 10:48, Tricky Dicky wrote:
Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody
managed to miss the urinal.


http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:Urinal.jpg

is my local pubs social distancing attempt.


like that is going to stop you if you were bursting...

So **** in a pint glass and get the barmaid to sell it on as lager....

It's not your friends that give you drink......

4 pints for a quid.

that is cheaper than adblue

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On 12/07/2020 17:55, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:34, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:15, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 10:48, Tricky Dicky wrote:
Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody managed
to miss the urinal.


http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:Urinal.jpg

is my local pubs social distancing attempt.


like that is going to stop you if you were bursting...

So **** in a pint glass and get the barmaid to sell it on as lager....


Somehow I am reminded of the cartoon captioned
"APT toilet test".

Younger readers will need to use google to see what an
APT was.

Hint, There is only one carriage left, in use as a
cafe or restaurant somewhere, I think.

On 13/07/2020 11:36, Andrew wrote:
On 12/07/2020 17:55, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:34, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:15, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 10:48, Tricky Dicky wrote:
Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody
managed to miss the urinal.


http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:Urinal.jpg

is my local pubs social distancing attempt.


like that is going to stop you if you were bursting...

So **** in a pint glass and get the barmaid to sell it on as lager....


Somehow I am reminded of the cartoon captioned
"APT toilet test".

Younger readers will need to use google to see what an
APT was.

Hint, There is only one carriage left, in use as a
cafe or restaurant somewhere, I think.
advanced passenger train......by the way I never found out if you could
pull the plug in a a station these days....scared to ask or tim will
just tell me to gooogle it....

On Monday, 13 July 2020 11:36:19 UTC+1, Andrew wrote:

Somehow I am reminded of the cartoon captioned
"APT toilet test".

Younger readers will need to use google to see what an
APT was.

Hint, There is only one carriage left, in use as a
cafe or restaurant somewhere, I think.

google gets me nowhere

NT

On 13/07/2020 12:55, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 13/07/2020 11:36, Andrew wrote:
On 12/07/2020 17:55, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:34, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:15, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 10:48, Tricky Dicky wrote:
Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody
managed to miss the urinal.


http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:Urinal.jpg

is my local pubs social distancing attempt.


like that is going to stop you if you were bursting...

So **** in a pint glass and get the barmaid to sell it on as lager....


Somehow I am reminded of the cartoon captioned
"APT toilet test".

Younger readers will need to use google to see what an
APT was.

Hint, There is only one carriage left, in use as a
cafe or restaurant somewhere, I think.
advanced passenger train......by the way I never found out if you could
pull the plug in a a station these days....scared to ask or tim will
just tell me to gooogle it....

Modern trains keep it all in an onboard tank, apart from
half-term, when the little darlings manage to block it up
with anything you can think of, and the overflowing bog
contents ends up seeping along the corridors.

That's in addition to grinding the contents of an entire
supermarket isle of crisp selections into the carpets
between all the seats, and spraying coke or similar all over
the table tops and windows.

On 13/07/2020 18:47, Andrew wrote:
On 13/07/2020 12:55, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 13/07/2020 11:36, Andrew wrote:
On 12/07/2020 17:55, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:34, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 12/07/2020 16:15, ARW wrote:
On 12/07/2020 10:48, Tricky Dicky wrote:
Judging by the browned leaves of a couple of shrubs somebody
managed to miss the urinal.


http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:Urinal.jpg

is my local pubs social distancing attempt.


like that is going to stop you if you were bursting...

So **** in a pint glass and get the barmaid to sell it on as lager....


Somehow I am reminded of the cartoon captioned
"APT toilet test".

Younger readers will need to use google to see what an
APT was.

Hint, There is only one carriage left, in use as a
cafe or restaurant somewhere, I think.
advanced passenger train......by the way I never found out if you
could pull the plug in a a station these days....scared to ask or tim
will just tell me to gooogle it....

Modern trains keep it all in an onboard tank, apart from
half-term, when the little darlings manage to block it up
with anything you can think of, and the overflowing bog
contents ends up seeping along the corridors.

That's in addition to grinding the contents of an entire
supermarket isle of crisp selections into the carpets
between all the seats, and spraying coke or similar all over
the table tops and windows.

little *******s.....I remember in the 50's you had eight seater
compartments with a door each side to the outside ...ideal for rape....

On 13/07/2020 20:00, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:

little *******s.....I remember in the 50's you had eight seater
compartments with a door each side to the outside ...ideal for rape....


I remember commuter trains where they thought it a good idea not to have
toilets. The error of their ways was found when running them from 8pm up
to pub closing time from London.


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On 13/07/2020 13:35, wrote:
On Monday, 13 July 2020 11:36:19 UTC+1, Andrew wrote:

Somehow I am reminded of the cartoon captioned
"APT toilet test".

Younger readers will need to use google to see what an
APT was.

Hint, There is only one carriage left, in use as a
cafe or restaurant somewhere, I think.

google gets me nowhere

NT


Wikipedia says one was delivered to the railway museum in York.

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alan_m wrote:
On 13/07/2020 20:00, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:

little *******s.....I remember in the 50's you had eight seater
compartments with a door each side to the outside ...ideal for rape....


I remember commuter trains where they thought it a good idea not to have
toilets. The error of their ways was found when running them from 8pm up
to pub closing time from London.

not only do they still not have toilets, but when you get to your home
station, the toilets there are locked.

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On Tue, 14 Jul 2020 08:18:15 +0100, alan_m
wrote:

On 13/07/2020 20:00, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:

little *******s.....I remember in the 50's you had eight seater
compartments with a door each side to the outside ...ideal for rape....


I remember commuter trains where they thought it a good idea not to have
toilets. The error of their ways was found when running them from 8pm up
to pub closing time from London.


One of the few times I went to the pub in London for a drink with the
lads (we were working late setting up a new training centre) I got
back to the station and was torn between going to the toilet or
missing the train (that might have a toilet), so I went for the train.

A few stops later I couldn't hold it any longer and was in so much
pain I could hardly walk so got out at the next stop and staggered up
to the driver to ask where the nearest toilet might be? He asked if I
just wanted a P, I said yes, so he shut the doors on the carriages and
told me to go down to the end of the platform and 'be quick'.

What felt like an age later I staggered back to the train (still in
pain) and he got me to go into the cab and pulled down a small seat
for me to perch on. He apologised for the lack of comfort of the seat
(I didn't care, still waiting for the pain to die off) and I didn't
even get up when he slowed for what was reported as possibly being
'someone on the line'.

You don't buy beer, you only rent it. ;-)

Cheers, T i m