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I have a smelly room in my house can anyone help. The room is full of
excrement but I just cannot think where the smell is coming from.

yes, I'm taking the **** again!!


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PJ wrote:
I have a smelly room in my house can anyone help. The room is full of
excrement but I just cannot think where the smell is coming from.

yes, I'm taking the **** again!!



Its the carpets, its always the carpets!
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I have a smelly room in my house can anyone help. The room is full of
excrement but I just cannot think where the smell is coming from.

yes, I'm taking the **** again!!

You may be Welsh, if so thats often a reason for smell.


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"PJ" wrote in message
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I have a smelly room in my house can anyone help. The room is full of
excrement but I just cannot think where the smell is coming from.

yes, I'm taking the **** again!!

You may be Welsh, if so thats often a reason for smell.


That's a bit of a ripe statement presumambly from the English who, according
to the numerous reality programs that we see on the "box" about council
clean-ups, always seem to live in houses full of s**t - as one poster here
said "its always in the carpets" - quite literally in your case.





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Its the carpets, its always the carpets!

Can't be, there are no carpets.


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Oh dear, someone with no sense of humour. Ahhh, never mind.


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"PJ" wrote in message
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I have a smelly room in my house can anyone help. The room is full of
excrement but I just cannot think where the smell is coming from.

yes, I'm taking the **** again!!

You may be Welsh, if so thats often a reason for smell.



No, no welsh so that can't be the problem.


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That's a bit of a ripe statement presumambly from the English who,

according
to the numerous reality programs that we see on the "box" about council
clean-ups, always seem to live in houses full of s**t - as one poster here
said "its always in the carpets" - quite literally in your case.


Good point but I'm not English either.


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I have a smelly room in my house can anyone help. The room is full of
excrement but I just cannot think where the smell is coming from.


Hmm! Have you got a door handle on the inside of this room's door?




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"PJ" wrote in message
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That's a bit of a ripe statement presumambly from the English who,

according
to the numerous reality programs that we see on the "box" about council
clean-ups, always seem to live in houses full of s**t - as one poster

here
said "its always in the carpets" - quite literally in your case.


Good point but I'm not English either.


PJ,

Read my post again, you will find that it is in direct response to BillV.
Unless you are taking the **** again :-)


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"PJ" wrote in message
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I have a smelly room in my house can anyone help. The room is full of
excrement but I just cannot think where the smell is coming from.


Hmm! Have you got a door handle on the inside of this room's door?



Yes, a nice Victorian style brass one with fairy lights on. Why?


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"Brian G" wrote in message
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"PJ" wrote in message
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That's a bit of a ripe statement presumambly from the English who,

according
to the numerous reality programs that we see on the "box" about

council
clean-ups, always seem to live in houses full of s**t - as one poster

here
said "its always in the carpets" - quite literally in your case.


Good point but I'm not English either.


PJ,

Read my post again, you will find that it is in direct response to BillV.
Unless you are taking the **** again :-)


No sorry, I was just saying I'm not English in an attempt to eliminate that
from any suggestions as to what could be causing the smell in the room.


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"PJ" wrote in message
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"Graeme" wrote in message
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"PJ" wrote in message
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I have a smelly room in my house can anyone help. The room is full of
excrement but I just cannot think where the smell is coming from.


Hmm! Have you got a door handle on the inside of this room's door?



Yes, a nice Victorian style brass one with fairy lights on. Why?


How do you know the smell is coming from this room?


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"PJ" wrote in message
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"Graeme" wrote in message
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"PJ" wrote in message
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I have a smelly room in my house can anyone help. The room is full of
excrement but I just cannot think where the smell is coming from.


Hmm! Have you got a door handle on the inside of this room's door?



Yes, a nice Victorian style brass one with fairy lights on. Why?


How do you know the smell is coming from this room?




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How do you know the smell is coming from this room?


Because I can only smell the smell when I'm in the room and no where else.
I've had my nose in all crevices but no smell. Just in the room where it's
really overwhelming.


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"PJ" wrote in message
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I have a smelly room in my house can anyone help. The room is full of
excrement but I just cannot think where the smell is coming from.

yes, I'm taking the **** again!!


PJ,

Does the bottom line of your post give a clue?

If it does, it probably concerns the smallest room in the house and the cure
is... Wait for it, wait for it...

Pull the flush to get rid of the solids and foul water, open the window to
get rid of the gas and then use some air freshener just to sweeten the room
ready for the next person. Ah well! it's a try very big grin


Brian G


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"Brian G" wrote in message
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"PJ" wrote in message
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I have a smelly room in my house can anyone help. The room is full of
excrement but I just cannot think where the smell is coming from.

yes, I'm taking the **** again!!


PJ,

Does the bottom line of your post give a clue?

If it does, it probably concerns the smallest room in the house and the

cure
is... Wait for it, wait for it...

Pull the flush to get rid of the solids and foul water, open the window to
get rid of the gas and then use some air freshener just to sweeten the

room
ready for the next person. Ah well! it's a try very big grin


Brian G


Corrrr, thanks Brian. That's done the trick. I'll use this method if it
happens again too. Brill.

(((((((((((((((YES EVERYONE, I was taking the ****!!!))))))))))))))

Now then, anyone got an old piano??!!


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"PJ" wrote in message
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How do you know the smell is coming from this room?


Because I can only smell the smell when I'm in the room and no where else.
I've had my nose in all crevices but no smell. Just in the room where it's
really overwhelming.


Ah, I see that Brian has solved your problem. I guess you learn something
every day.
Now go and put a note on your toilet to remind you to flush after use.


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"PJ" wrote in message
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I have a smelly room in my house can anyone help. The room is full of
excrement but I just cannot think where the smell is coming from.

yes, I'm taking the **** again!!


PJ,

Does the bottom line of your post give a clue?

If it does, it probably concerns the smallest room in the house and the

cure
is... Wait for it, wait for it...

Pull the flush to get rid of the solids and foul water, open the window

to
get rid of the gas and then use some air freshener just to sweeten the

room
ready for the next person. Ah well! it's a try very big grin


Brian G


Corrrr, thanks Brian. That's done the trick. I'll use this method if it
happens again too. Brill.

(((((((((((((((YES EVERYONE, I was taking the ****!!!))))))))))))))

Now then, anyone got an old piano??!!


PJ,

Nice to see that you are remaining true to the charter of this group by
seeking advice and then doing-it-yourself to solve the problem :-)

Now, what's this about a piano?

Brian G




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That's a bit of a ripe statement presumambly from the English who,

according
to the numerous reality programs that we see on the "box" about council
clean-ups, always seem to live in houses full of s**t - as one poster here
said "its always in the carpets" - quite literally in your case.


Good point but I'm not English either.

Ah, that explains the smell then

(ooh - vicious)

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Now, what's this about a piano?

What piano?!


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Now, what's this about a piano?


What piano?!



OK :-))


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