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On Wed, 20 May 2020 09:44:04 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

On 20/05/2020 09:13, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 5:34 pm, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 20/05/2020 00:08, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 1:25 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Tue, 19 May 2020 15:48:56 +0100, Hawk wrote:

On 5/19/2020 3:14 AM, Rod Speed wrote:
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Not really a troll

Corse he is, thats why he posts **** like the latest dunny paper
post.

but probably so bored, maybe he needs a hobby,

He has two, being a troll and his parrots.

How about designing lo roll with a different diy tip on every sheet?

Cant see that being viable with 400 sheet rolls of dunny paper.

And a 4 ply was the first hit when looking up the number of
sheets/****s.


As weird as it seems, I somewhat welcome
the silly topics such as this when compared to the constant moronic
whining about Trump and every ****ing move he makes, especially
going on
his 4th year when the babies need to give up already. I dread the
next 4
years if he wins again.

Just killfile all the moaning theiving lefties.

What about the moaning thieving righties?


aren't any.



You're looking in all the wrong places.

cant be. Im looking for righties

Remember right *by definition* is not about moaning or social solutions
but about independent activity and the freedom to pursue it.

So a thieving rightie perhaps, but never a moaning one.


Indeed. Left wing is all about forming social packs, like dogs do. Humans are above this and can think for themselves.
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On 08/06/2020 17:54, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Wed, 20 May 2020 09:44:04 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 20/05/2020 09:13, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 5:34 pm, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 20/05/2020 00:08, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 1:25 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Tue, 19 May 2020 15:48:56 +0100, Hawk wrote:

On 5/19/2020 3:14 AM, Rod Speed wrote:
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Not really a troll

Corse he is, thats why he posts **** like the latest dunny paper
post.

but probably so bored, maybe he needs a hobby,

He has two, being a troll and his parrots.

How about designing lo roll with a different diy tip on every
sheet?

Cant see that being viable with 400 sheet rolls of dunny paper.

And a 4 ply was the first hit when looking up the number of
sheets/****s.


As weird as it seems, I somewhat welcome
the silly topics such as this when compared to the constant moronic
whining about Trump and every ****ing move he makes, especially
going on
his 4th year when the babies need to give up already. I dread the
next 4
years if he wins again.

Just killfile all the moaning theiving lefties.

What about the moaning thieving righties?


aren't any.



You're looking in all the wrong places.

cant be. Im looking for righties

Remember right *by definition* is not about moaning or social solutions
but about independent activity and the freedom to pursue it.

So a thieving rightie perhaps, but never a moaning one.


Indeed. Left wing is all about forming social packs, like dogs do.
Humans are above this and can think for themselves.


Ignoring the left and right thing...

The last thing we humans do is think for ourselves. We depend wholly
upon being part of a society.
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On Wed, 20 May 2020 09:44:04 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 20/05/2020 09:13, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 5:34 pm, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 20/05/2020 00:08, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 1:25 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Tue, 19 May 2020 15:48:56 +0100, Hawk wrote:

On 5/19/2020 3:14 AM, Rod Speed wrote:
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Not really a troll

Corse he is, thats why he posts **** like the latest dunny paper
post.

but probably so bored, maybe he needs a hobby,

He has two, being a troll and his parrots.

How about designing lo roll with a different diy tip on every
sheet?

Cant see that being viable with 400 sheet rolls of dunny paper.

And a 4 ply was the first hit when looking up the number of
sheets/****s.


As weird as it seems, I somewhat welcome
the silly topics such as this when compared to the constant moronic
whining about Trump and every ****ing move he makes, especially
going on
his 4th year when the babies need to give up already. I dread the
next 4
years if he wins again.

Just killfile all the moaning theiving lefties.

What about the moaning thieving righties?


aren't any.



You're looking in all the wrong places.

cant be. Im looking for righties

Remember right *by definition* is not about moaning or social solutions
but about independent activity and the freedom to pursue it.

So a thieving rightie perhaps, but never a moaning one.


Indeed. Left wing is all about forming social packs, like dogs do.
Humans are above this


Even sillier than you usually manage and thats saying something.

and can think for themselves.


You clearly cant.

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On 08/06/2020 17:54, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Wed, 20 May 2020 09:44:04 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 20/05/2020 09:13, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 5:34 pm, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 20/05/2020 00:08, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 1:25 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Tue, 19 May 2020 15:48:56 +0100, Hawk wrote:

On 5/19/2020 3:14 AM, Rod Speed wrote:
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Not really a troll

Corse he is, thats why he posts **** like the latest dunny paper
post.

but probably so bored, maybe he needs a hobby,

He has two, being a troll and his parrots.

How about designing lo roll with a different diy tip on every
sheet?

Cant see that being viable with 400 sheet rolls of dunny paper.

And a 4 ply was the first hit when looking up the number of
sheets/****s.


As weird as it seems, I somewhat welcome
the silly topics such as this when compared to the constant moronic
whining about Trump and every ****ing move he makes, especially
going on
his 4th year when the babies need to give up already. I dread the
next 4
years if he wins again.

Just killfile all the moaning theiving lefties.

What about the moaning thieving righties?


aren't any.



You're looking in all the wrong places.

cant be. Im looking for righties

Remember right *by definition* is not about moaning or social solutions
but about independent activity and the freedom to pursue it.

So a thieving rightie perhaps, but never a moaning one.


Indeed. Left wing is all about forming social packs, like dogs do.
Humans are above this and can think for themselves.



And as for the topic; does the number of layers actually matter? What I
mean is, if you were to get a dollop of **** on your arm or face, would
one, or several, wipes with any thickness of paper be enough for you to
consider yourself clean?


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On 08/06/2020 21:03, RayL12 wrote:
The last thing we humans do is think for ourselves. We depend wholly
upon being part of a society.

Speak for yourself, zombie


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Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic cretins' endless absolutely idiotic
blather


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Birdbrain: "But imagine how cool it was to own slaves."

Senile Rodent: "Yeah, right. Feed them, clothe them, and fix them when
they're broken.
After all, you paid good money for them. Then you've got to keep an eye
on them all the time."

Birdbrain: "Better than having to give them wages on top of that."

Senile Rodent: "Specially when they make more slaves for you
and produce their own food and clothes."

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On 08/06/2020 21:24, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 08/06/2020 21:03, RayL12 wrote:
The last thing we humans do is think for ourselves. We depend wholly
upon being part of a society.

Speak for yourself, zombie




Thank you for the suggestion.

And don't forget, you can also use, 'and your mom', insults too.
Although, that would probably take a philosopher to reach me.
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On Mon, 08 Jun 2020 21:33:28 +0100, RayL12 wrote:

On 08/06/2020 21:24, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 08/06/2020 21:03, RayL12 wrote:
The last thing we humans do is think for ourselves. We depend wholly
upon being part of a society.

Speak for yourself, zombie




Thank you for the suggestion.

And don't forget, you can also use, 'and your mom', insults too.
Although, that would probably take a philosopher to reach me.


He may have made it sound childish but he is quite correct. People with intelligence can make their own decisions. This part of society nonsense really is not required.
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troll-feeding senile idiot, blathered:


And as for the topic; does the number of layers actually matter? What I
mean is, if you were to get a dollop of **** on your arm or face, would
one, or several, wipes with any thickness of paper be enough for you to
consider yourself clean?


And will it be of any help if your head is as full of **** as his?
Interesting questions!
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On Mon, 08 Jun 2020 21:12:53 +0100, RayL12 wrote:

On 08/06/2020 17:54, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Wed, 20 May 2020 09:44:04 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 20/05/2020 09:13, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 5:34 pm, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 20/05/2020 00:08, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 1:25 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Tue, 19 May 2020 15:48:56 +0100, Hawk wrote:

On 5/19/2020 3:14 AM, Rod Speed wrote:
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Not really a troll

Corse he is, thats why he posts **** like the latest dunny paper
post.

but probably so bored, maybe he needs a hobby,

He has two, being a troll and his parrots.

How about designing lo roll with a different diy tip on every
sheet?

Cant see that being viable with 400 sheet rolls of dunny paper..

And a 4 ply was the first hit when looking up the number of
sheets/****s.


As weird as it seems, I somewhat welcome
the silly topics such as this when compared to the constant moronic
whining about Trump and every ****ing move he makes, especially
going on
his 4th year when the babies need to give up already. I dread the
next 4
years if he wins again.

Just killfile all the moaning theiving lefties.

What about the moaning thieving righties?


aren't any.



You're looking in all the wrong places.

cant be. Im looking for righties

Remember right *by definition* is not about moaning or social solutions
but about independent activity and the freedom to pursue it.

So a thieving rightie perhaps, but never a moaning one.


Indeed. Left wing is all about forming social packs, like dogs do.
Humans are above this and can think for themselves.


And as for the topic; does the number of layers actually matter? What I
mean is, if you were to get a dollop of **** on your arm or face, would
one, or several, wipes with any thickness of paper be enough for you to
consider yourself clean?


More ply lessens the chance of your finger going through it, which is disgusting. Also, I guess more ply means you can apply more pressure and therefore clean more effectively. Experiment by spilling something sticky like strawberry jam on your kitchen worktop. Now try cleaning it up using single ply toilet paper. It will fall to pieces. Now try several plies at once, you can wipe up a larger amount of jam at once.


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On Mon, 08 Jun 2020 21:10:09 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Wed, 20 May 2020 09:44:04 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 20/05/2020 09:13, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 5:34 pm, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 20/05/2020 00:08, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 1:25 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Tue, 19 May 2020 15:48:56 +0100, Hawk wrote:

On 5/19/2020 3:14 AM, Rod Speed wrote:
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Not really a troll

Corse he is, thats why he posts **** like the latest dunny paper
post.

but probably so bored, maybe he needs a hobby,

He has two, being a troll and his parrots.

How about designing lo roll with a different diy tip on every
sheet?

Cant see that being viable with 400 sheet rolls of dunny paper..

And a 4 ply was the first hit when looking up the number of
sheets/****s.


As weird as it seems, I somewhat welcome
the silly topics such as this when compared to the constant moronic
whining about Trump and every ****ing move he makes, especially
going on
his 4th year when the babies need to give up already. I dread the
next 4
years if he wins again.

Just killfile all the moaning theiving lefties.

What about the moaning thieving righties?


aren't any.



You're looking in all the wrong places.

cant be. Im looking for righties

Remember right *by definition* is not about moaning or social solutions
but about independent activity and the freedom to pursue it.

So a thieving rightie perhaps, but never a moaning one.


Indeed. Left wing is all about forming social packs, like dogs do.
Humans are above this


Even sillier than you usually manage and thats saying something.


Lost for words again Rod?

and can think for themselves.


You clearly cant.


Ner ner ner ner ner!
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On 08/06/2020 17:54, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Wed, 20 May 2020 09:44:04 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 20/05/2020 09:13, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 5:34 pm, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 20/05/2020 00:08, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 1:25 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Tue, 19 May 2020 15:48:56 +0100, Hawk wrote:

On 5/19/2020 3:14 AM, Rod Speed wrote:
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Not really a troll

Corse he is, thats why he posts **** like the latest dunny paper
post.

but probably so bored, maybe he needs a hobby,

He has two, being a troll and his parrots.

How about designing lo roll with a different diy tip on every
sheet?

Cant see that being viable with 400 sheet rolls of dunny paper.

And a 4 ply was the first hit when looking up the number of
sheets/****s.


As weird as it seems, I somewhat welcome
the silly topics such as this when compared to the constant moronic
whining about Trump and every ****ing move he makes, especially
going on
his 4th year when the babies need to give up already. I dread the
next 4
years if he wins again.

Just killfile all the moaning theiving lefties.

What about the moaning thieving righties?


aren't any.



You're looking in all the wrong places.

cant be. Im looking for righties

Remember right *by definition* is not about moaning or social solutions
but about independent activity and the freedom to pursue it.

So a thieving rightie perhaps, but never a moaning one.


Indeed. Left wing is all about forming social packs, like dogs do.
Humans are above this and can think for themselves.


And as for the topic;


Too radical by far.

does the number of layers actually matter?


Yes when you fold it over before using it.

What I mean is, if you were to get a dollop of **** on your arm or face,


I dont.

would one, or several, wipes with any thickness of paper be enough for you
to consider yourself clean?


The number of layers is about not poking your finger thru
it and getting **** on your finger when wiping your arse.

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"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Wed, 20 May 2020 09:44:04 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 20/05/2020 09:13, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 5:34 pm, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 20/05/2020 00:08, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 1:25 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Tue, 19 May 2020 15:48:56 +0100, Hawk wrote:

On 5/19/2020 3:14 AM, Rod Speed wrote:
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Not really a troll

Corse he is, thats why he posts **** like the latest dunny paper
post.

but probably so bored, maybe he needs a hobby,

He has two, being a troll and his parrots.

How about designing lo roll with a different diy tip on every
sheet?

Cant see that being viable with 400 sheet rolls of dunny paper.

And a 4 ply was the first hit when looking up the number of
sheets/****s.


As weird as it seems, I somewhat welcome
the silly topics such as this when compared to the constant
moronic
whining about Trump and every ****ing move he makes, especially
going on
his 4th year when the babies need to give up already. I dread the
next 4
years if he wins again.

Just killfile all the moaning theiving lefties.

What about the moaning thieving righties?


aren't any.



You're looking in all the wrong places.

cant be. Im looking for righties

Remember right *by definition* is not about moaning or social solutions
but about independent activity and the freedom to pursue it.

So a thieving rightie perhaps, but never a moaning one.

Indeed. Left wing is all about forming social packs, like dogs do.
Humans are above this


Even sillier than you usually manage and thats saying something.


Lost for words again Rod?


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

and can think for themselves.


You clearly can't.


Ner ner ner ner ner!


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

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FLUSH the trolling senile asshole's latest troll**** unread

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Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic cretins' endless absolutely idiotic
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Another typical retarded conversation between our two village idiots,
Birdbrain and Rodent Speed:

Birdbrain: "You beat me to it. Plain sex is boring."

Senile Rodent: "Then **** the cats. That wont be boring."

Birdbrain: "Sell me a de-clawing tool first."

Senile Rodent: "Wont help with the teeth."

Birdbrain: "They've never gone for me with their mouths."

Rodent Speed: "They will if you are stupid enough to try ****ing them."

Birdbrain: "No, they always use claws."

Rodent Speed: "They wont if you try ****ing them. Try it and see."

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On 08/06/2020 21:44, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 08 Jun 2020 21:33:28 +0100, RayL12 wrote:

On 08/06/2020 21:24, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 08/06/2020 21:03, RayL12 wrote:
The last thing we humans do is think for ourselves. We depend wholly
upon being part of a society.
Speak for yourself, zombie




Thank you for the suggestion.

And don't forget, you can also use, 'and your mom', insults too.
Although, that would probably take a philosopher to reach me.


He may have made it sound childish but he is quite correct. People with
intelligence can make their own decisions. This part of society
nonsense really is not required.



Intelligence? Information one holds; the ability to use it to one's best
ability. Does that describe it?

We mostly think within the confines of our knowledge and the ability to
interpret it. What our thoughts and actions have on the realms outside
of the self cannot be determined, always. In this manner, intelligence
is a very loose word.

We can all think for ourselves, correct. But not always correctly.
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Intelligence?


HILARIOUS! A ****ing stupid sociopathic troll and his corresponding demented
troll-feeding senile idiot having a discussion about "intelligence"! LOL You
can witness something as ridiculous as that only on Usenet! LMAO
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On 2020-06-08 3:28 p.m., RayL12 wrote:
On 08/06/2020 21:44, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 08 Jun 2020 21:33:28 +0100, RayL12 wrote:

On 08/06/2020 21:24, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 08/06/2020 21:03, RayL12 wrote:
The last thing we humans do is think for ourselves. We depend wholly
upon being part of a society.
Speak for yourself, zombie




Thank you for the suggestion.

And don't forget, you can also use, 'and your mom', insults too.
Although, that would probably take a philosopher to reach me.


He may have made it sound childish but he is quite correct.* People with
intelligence can make their own decisions.* This part of society
nonsense really is not required.



Intelligence? Information one holds; the ability to use it to one's best
ability. Does that describe it?

We mostly think within the confines of our knowledge and the ability to
interpret it. What our thoughts and actions have on the realms outside
of the self cannot be determined, always. In this manner, intelligence
is a very loose word.

We can all think for ourselves, correct. But not always correctly.



you have no idea what i can or cannot do ,
so please don't say , " we " when you mean you
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On Mon, 08 Jun 2020 23:28:14 +0100, RayL12 wrote:

On 08/06/2020 21:44, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 08 Jun 2020 21:33:28 +0100, RayL12 wrote:

On 08/06/2020 21:24, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 08/06/2020 21:03, RayL12 wrote:
The last thing we humans do is think for ourselves. We depend wholly
upon being part of a society.
Speak for yourself, zombie

Thank you for the suggestion.

And don't forget, you can also use, 'and your mom', insults too.
Although, that would probably take a philosopher to reach me.


He may have made it sound childish but he is quite correct. People with
intelligence can make their own decisions. This part of society
nonsense really is not required.



Intelligence? Information one holds; the ability to use it to one's best
ability. Does that describe it?

We mostly think within the confines of our knowledge and the ability to
interpret it. What our thoughts and actions have on the realms outside
of the self cannot be determined, always. In this manner, intelligence
is a very loose word.

We can all think for ourselves, correct. But not always correctly.


And you think some power hungry maniac who got into parliament is more intelligent than you?!
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"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Mon, 08 Jun 2020 21:10:09 +0100, Rod Speed
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"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Wed, 20 May 2020 09:44:04 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 20/05/2020 09:13, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 5:34 pm, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 20/05/2020 00:08, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 1:25 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Tue, 19 May 2020 15:48:56 +0100, Hawk wrote:

On 5/19/2020 3:14 AM, Rod Speed wrote:
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Not really a troll

Corse he is, thats why he posts **** like the latest dunny paper
post.

but probably so bored, maybe he needs a hobby,

He has two, being a troll and his parrots.

How about designing lo roll with a different diy tip on every
sheet?

Cant see that being viable with 400 sheet rolls of dunny paper.

And a 4 ply was the first hit when looking up the number of
sheets/****s.


As weird as it seems, I somewhat welcome
the silly topics such as this when compared to the constant
moronic
whining about Trump and every ****ing move he makes, especially
going on
his 4th year when the babies need to give up already. I dread the
next 4
years if he wins again.

Just killfile all the moaning theiving lefties.

What about the moaning thieving righties?


aren't any.



You're looking in all the wrong places.

cant be. Im looking for righties

Remember right *by definition* is not about moaning or social solutions
but about independent activity and the freedom to pursue it.

So a thieving rightie perhaps, but never a moaning one.

Indeed. Left wing is all about forming social packs, like dogs do.
Humans are above this

Even sillier than you usually manage and thats saying something.


Lost for words again Rod?


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.


QED. (Look it up, use Siri if you're too lazy to type it).

and can think for themselves.

You clearly can't.


Ner ner ner ner ner!


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.


I bet that's F4.


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On Mon, 08 Jun 2020 22:13:12 +0100, Rod Speed
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"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Mon, 08 Jun 2020 21:10:09 +0100, Rod Speed
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"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Wed, 20 May 2020 09:44:04 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 20/05/2020 09:13, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 5:34 pm, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 20/05/2020 00:08, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 1:25 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Tue, 19 May 2020 15:48:56 +0100, Hawk wrote:

On 5/19/2020 3:14 AM, Rod Speed wrote:
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Not really a troll

Corse he is, thats why he posts **** like the latest dunny
paper
post.

but probably so bored, maybe he needs a hobby,

He has two, being a troll and his parrots.

How about designing lo roll with a different diy tip on every
sheet?

Cant see that being viable with 400 sheet rolls of dunny paper.

And a 4 ply was the first hit when looking up the number of
sheets/****s.


As weird as it seems, I somewhat welcome
the silly topics such as this when compared to the constant
moronic
whining about Trump and every ****ing move he makes, especially
going on
his 4th year when the babies need to give up already. I dread
the
next 4
years if he wins again.

Just killfile all the moaning theiving lefties.

What about the moaning thieving righties?


aren't any.



You're looking in all the wrong places.

cant be. Im looking for righties

Remember right *by definition* is not about moaning or social
solutions
but about independent activity and the freedom to pursue it.

So a thieving rightie perhaps, but never a moaning one.

Indeed. Left wing is all about forming social packs, like dogs do.
Humans are above this

Even sillier than you usually manage and thats saying something.

Lost for words again Rod?


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.


QED. (Look it up, use Siri if you're too lazy to type it).


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

and can think for themselves.

You clearly can't.

Ner ner ner ner ner!


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.


I bet that's F4.


You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

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On 08/06/2020 21:47, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 08 Jun 2020 21:12:53 +0100, RayL12 wrote:

On 08/06/2020 17:54, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Wed, 20 May 2020 09:44:04 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 20/05/2020 09:13, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 5:34 pm, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 20/05/2020 00:08, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 1:25 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Tue, 19 May 2020 15:48:56 +0100, Hawk wrote:

On 5/19/2020 3:14 AM, Rod Speed wrote:
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Not really a troll

Corse he is, thats why he posts **** like the latest dunny paper
post.

but probably so bored, maybe he needs a hobby,

He has two, being a troll and his parrots.

How about designing lo roll with a different diy tip on every
sheet?

Cant see that being viable with 400 sheet rolls of dunny paper.

And a 4 ply was the first hit when looking up the number of
sheets/****s.


As weird as it seems, I somewhat welcome
the silly topics such as this when compared to the constant
moronic
whining about Trump and every ****ing move he makes, especially
going on
his 4th year when the babies need to give up already. I dread the
next 4
years if he wins again.

Just killfile all the moaning theiving lefties.

What about the moaning thieving righties?


aren't any.



You're looking in all the wrong places.

cant be. Im looking for righties

Remember right *by definition* is not about moaning or social solutions
but about independent activity and the freedom to pursue it.

So a thieving rightie perhaps, but never a moaning one.

Indeed. Left wing is all about forming social packs, like dogs do.
Humans are above this and can think for themselves.


And as for the topic; does the number of layers actually matter? What I
mean is, if you were to get a dollop of **** on your arm or face, would
one, or several, wipes with any thickness of paper be enough for you to
consider yourself clean?


More ply lessens the chance of your finger going through it, which is
disgusting. Also, I guess more ply means you can apply more pressure
and therefore clean more effectively. Experiment by spilling something
sticky like strawberry jam on your kitchen worktop. Now try cleaning it
up using single ply toilet paper. It will fall to pieces. Now try
several plies at once, you can wipe up a larger amount of jam at once.


Toilet paper for cleaning up jam? I want to know more about your bedroom
games :-)

There will never be a day when I buy paper to clean surfaces of the
household. That's the clever modern independent-thinking world for you.
What happened to a wet old rag you wash under the tap?

Hey, Ray, that bit of jam you just scraped up and washed away, do you
know you could have stuck a piece of 8 ply paper on it and put it in a
bin, instead?

the thread;

So, what is disgusting about unused food particles and bits of your body
matter? Don't get me wrong, I don't promote it as skin care but, it is
less harmful than people fear. It's more about accumulation, numbers of.

Besides, the good gut bacteria that reside in it has meant that, faeces,
and urine, is used in your common medicines and pills. Swapping germs is
like mixing DNA in that the good is an aid, and the bad is rejected or
ignored for lack of threat.

Bad in faeces is rare because that would have meant bad in the gut and
we know the signs of that don't we? Faeces is everywhere, on surfaces
and in the air. Mostly friendly bacteria. Has to be doesn't it, else
life wouldn't exist as we know it. A damp rag around most surfaces is as
good as clean as you are going to need. As for spraying chemicals
everywhere to 'protect' you. Silly.

And, if you want your home to smell nice, please don't use the canned
sprays of what I call, 'Flowers & Farts' cos, there is nothing worse
than getting hit by an impulse to take a lungful of the beautiful smell
of nature only to be hit by a horrid conclusion the home owner has just
had a ****.

Some plants like mint have fragrance but also repel many types of insect
including bees, wasps, and ants.

Yes, wash it from you, of course, but don't fear it to the point of
having a fit. You can wash your finger, ...after you wash your arse.

Good things are grown in ****. I remember a plumber walking through our
work area and we were all jumping back from him as he carried aloft a
huge bunch of tomatoes. His arms and the tomatoes were caked in wet
human ****e. The stench was foul. I asked if he was serious about eating
them. In his strong Scot accent he said, more or less, of course I am
you stupid person. Now, surely he knows how harmful it is?

Keep watching the adverts from those that know best. Follow them to the
letter. They did not waste the millions on multi talented productions to
have you not take their advice. /smirk

Understand this, we are not 100% human. In fact it is estimated we are 1
part human to 1.3 parts other things. Those other things are what enable
you to be well. They are bacteria. We have acquired an estimated 85% of
all germ types on earth and THEY became human. Look after them and they
will look after you. Most germs are therefore harmless in normal
conditions and numbers. Eat those things that have had to deal with
invading germs and you will acquire their knowledge. Natural
inoculation. Natural foods.

BTW, I use a single folded sheet of two ply. I then wash. I recognise
the foods that make my arse messy and, more difficult to clean off, and
I reduce their intake.

There you go, something to chew on.
I wont be back.

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On 08/06/2020 21:47, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Mon, 08 Jun 2020 21:12:53 +0100, RayL12 wrote:

On 08/06/2020 17:54, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Wed, 20 May 2020 09:44:04 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 20/05/2020 09:13, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 5:34 pm, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 20/05/2020 00:08, Xeno wrote:
On 20/5/20 1:25 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Tue, 19 May 2020 15:48:56 +0100, Hawk wrote:

On 5/19/2020 3:14 AM, Rod Speed wrote:
Brian Gaff (Sofa) wrote

Not really a troll

Corse he is, thats why he posts **** like the latest dunny
paper
post.

but probably so bored, maybe he needs a hobby,

He has two, being a troll and his parrots.

How about designing lo roll with a different diy tip on every
sheet?

Cant see that being viable with 400 sheet rolls of dunny paper.

And a 4 ply was the first hit when looking up the number of
sheets/****s.


As weird as it seems, I somewhat welcome
the silly topics such as this when compared to the constant
moronic
whining about Trump and every ****ing move he makes, especially
going on
his 4th year when the babies need to give up already. I dread the
next 4
years if he wins again.

Just killfile all the moaning theiving lefties.

What about the moaning thieving righties?


aren't any.



You're looking in all the wrong places.

cant be. Im looking for righties

Remember right *by definition* is not about moaning or social
solutions
but about independent activity and the freedom to pursue it.

So a thieving rightie perhaps, but never a moaning one.

Indeed. Left wing is all about forming social packs, like dogs do.
Humans are above this and can think for themselves.

And as for the topic; does the number of layers actually matter? What I
mean is, if you were to get a dollop of **** on your arm or face, would
one, or several, wipes with any thickness of paper be enough for you to
consider yourself clean?


More ply lessens the chance of your finger going through it, which is
disgusting. Also, I guess more ply means you can apply more pressure
and therefore clean more effectively. Experiment by spilling something
sticky like strawberry jam on your kitchen worktop. Now try cleaning it
up using single ply toilet paper. It will fall to pieces. Now try
several plies at once, you can wipe up a larger amount of jam at once.


Toilet paper for cleaning up jam? I want to know more about your bedroom
games :-)

There will never be a day when I buy paper to clean surfaces of the
household. That's the clever modern independent-thinking world for you.
What happened to a wet old rag you wash under the tap?

Hey, Ray, that bit of jam you just scraped up and washed away, do you know
you could have stuck a piece of 8 ply paper on it and put it in a bin,
instead?

the thread;

So, what is disgusting about unused food particles and bits of your body
matter? Don't get me wrong, I don't promote it as skin care but, it is
less harmful than people fear. It's more about accumulation, numbers of.

Besides, the good gut bacteria that reside in it has meant that, faeces,
and urine, is used in your common medicines and pills. Swapping germs is
like mixing DNA in that the good is an aid, and the bad is rejected or
ignored for lack of threat.


Bad in faeces is rare


No its not, its seen with cholera, ebola and this current virus.

because that would have meant bad in the gut and we know the signs of that
don't we? Faeces is everywhere, on surfaces and in the air. Mostly
friendly bacteria.


Pity about what kills you.

Has to be doesn't it, else life wouldn't exist as we know it. A damp rag
around most surfaces is as good as clean as you are going to need. As for
spraying chemicals everywhere to 'protect' you. Silly.

And, if you want your home to smell nice, please don't use the canned
sprays of what I call, 'Flowers & Farts' cos, there is nothing worse than
getting hit by an impulse to take a lungful of the beautiful smell of
nature only to be hit by a horrid conclusion the home owner has just had a
****.

Some plants like mint have fragrance but also repel many types of insect
including bees, wasps, and ants.

Yes, wash it from you, of course, but don't fear it to the point of having
a fit. You can wash your finger, ...after you wash your arse.

Good things are grown in ****. I remember a plumber walking through our
work area and we were all jumping back from him as he carried aloft a huge
bunch of tomatoes. His arms and the tomatoes were caked in wet human
****e. The stench was foul. I asked if he was serious about eating them.
In his strong Scot accent he said, more or less, of course I am you stupid
person. Now, surely he knows how harmful it is?

Keep watching the adverts from those that know best. Follow them to the
letter. They did not waste the millions on multi talented productions to
have you not take their advice. /smirk

Understand this, we are not 100% human. In fact it is estimated we are 1
part human to 1.3 parts other things. Those other things are what enable
you to be well. They are bacteria. We have acquired an estimated 85% of
all germ types on earth and THEY became human. Look after them and they
will look after you. Most germs are therefore harmless in normal
conditions and numbers. Eat those things that have had to deal with
invading germs and you will acquire their knowledge. Natural inoculation.
Natural foods.

BTW, I use a single folded sheet of two ply. I then wash. I recognise the
foods that make my arse messy and, more difficult to clean off, and I
reduce their intake.

There you go, something to chew on.
I wont be back.


Just as well, you need to sleep off what you are on.


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On 08/06/2020 21:33, RayL12 wrote:
On 08/06/2020 21:24, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 08/06/2020 21:03, RayL12 wrote:
The last thing we humans do is think for ourselves. We depend wholly
upon being part of a society.

Speak for yourself, zombie




Thank you for the suggestion.

And don't forget, you can also use, 'and your mom', insults too.

Excuse me, it was you who insulted your fellow man by declaring that he
could not think for himself.
Presumably that though is, however, not yours, but part of whatever
society you think you are part of.
Although, that would probably take a philosopher to reach me.

No, you have fully drink the koolaid of the Hegelian and Marxist
fallacies. You are beyond hope. Or reach.


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We can all think for ourselves, correct. But not always correctly.

As the above two sentences amply demonstrate


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On Tue, 9 Jun 2020 01:54:46 +0100, RayL12RayL12, another brain damaged
troll-feeding senile idiot, blathered:

Toilet paper for cleaning up jam? I want to know more about your bedroom
games :-)

There will never be a day when I buy paper to clean surfaces of the
household. That's the clever modern independent-thinking world for you.
What happened to a wet old rag you wash under the tap?

Hey, Ray, that bit of jam you just scraped up and washed away, do you
know you could have stuck a piece of 8 ply paper on it and put it in a
bin, instead?


Oh, NO! Not yet ANOTHER pathological senile driveller!

FLUSH the rest of the sick senile drivel unread
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On Tue, 9 Jun 2020 09:13:18 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic cretins' endless absolutely idiotic
blather


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Another typical retarded "conversation" between Birdbrain and senile Rodent:

Senile Rodent: " Did you ever dig a hole to bury your own ****?"

Birdbrain: "I do if there's no flush toilet around."

Senile Rodent: "Yeah, I prefer camping like that, off by myself with
no dunnys around and have always buried the ****."

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FLUSH the trolling senile asshole's latest troll**** unread

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