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On 20/5/20 1:28 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
He's an Australian, it's an island prison camp.* They don't do fun.

Aussies do fun way better than any dour Scot. It's your weather!

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Where is your sense of fun though?
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On Wed, 20 May 2020 00:06:59 +0100, Xeno wrote:

On 20/5/20 1:28 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
He's an Australian, it's an island prison camp. They don't do fun.

Aussies do fun way better than any dour Scot. It's your weather!


It's not our weather, it's from the ocean. Our weather causes the black forest in Germany.

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Where is your sense of fun though?
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On 20/5/20 9:32 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Wed, 20 May 2020 00:06:59 +0100, Xeno wrote:

On 20/5/20 1:28 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
He's an Australian, it's an island prison camp.* They don't do fun.

Aussies do fun way better than any dour Scot. It's your weather!


It's not our weather, it's from the ocean.* Our weather causes the black
forest in Germany.


Indeed. The weather looked down at Scotland and said to itself - move
on, nothing to see here.

On Tue, 19 May 2020 14:11:40 +0100, Brian Gaff (Sofa)
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Where is your sense of fun though?
*Brian




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Xeno


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On Wed, 20 May 2020 09:06:59 +1000, Xeno, another brainless, troll-feeding,
senile Australian idiot, blathered:


He's an Australian, it's an island prison camp.* They don't do fun.

Aussies do fun way better than any dour Scot. It's your weather!


I disagree. It's certainly more fun for the Scottish ****** to get sucked by
a senile Ozzietard like you than for you senile Ozzietard to suck him off.
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On Wed, 20 May 2020 17:08:17 +1000, Beno, another brainless, troll-feeding,
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Indeed. The weather looked down at Scotland and said to itself - move
on, nothing to see here.


Just what kind of a driveling senile piece of **** are you, beno?


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On Wed, 20 May 2020 08:08:17 +0100, Xeno wrote:

On 20/5/20 9:32 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Wed, 20 May 2020 00:06:59 +0100, Xeno wrote:

On 20/5/20 1:28 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
He's an Australian, it's an island prison camp. They don't do fun.

Aussies do fun way better than any dour Scot. It's your weather!


It's not our weather, it's from the ocean. Our weather causes the black
forest in Germany.


Indeed. The weather looked down at Scotland and said to itself - move
on, nothing to see here.


I wish it would, but it just falls. Again and again and again. If only we could sell all this water.
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