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On 20/5/20 9:32 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Wed, 20 May 2020 00:06:59 +0100, Xeno wrote:

On 20/5/20 1:28 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
He's an Australian, it's an island prison camp.* They don't do fun.

Aussies do fun way better than any dour Scot. It's your weather!


It's not our weather, it's from the ocean.* Our weather causes the black
forest in Germany.


Indeed. The weather looked down at Scotland and said to itself - move
on, nothing to see here.

On Tue, 19 May 2020 14:11:40 +0100, Brian Gaff (Sofa)
wrote:

Where is your sense of fun though?
*Brian




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