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Xeno May 20th 20 12:06 AM

Why don't they make 4 ply toilet paper?
 
On 20/5/20 1:28 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
He's an Australian, it's an island prison camp.* They don't do fun.

Aussies do fun way better than any dour Scot. It's your weather!

On Tue, 19 May 2020 14:11:40 +0100, Brian Gaff (Sofa)
wrote:

Where is your sense of fun though?
*Brian



--

Xeno


Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)

Commander Kinsey May 20th 20 12:32 AM

Why don't they make 4 ply toilet paper?
 
On Wed, 20 May 2020 00:06:59 +0100, Xeno wrote:

On 20/5/20 1:28 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
He's an Australian, it's an island prison camp. They don't do fun.

Aussies do fun way better than any dour Scot. It's your weather!


It's not our weather, it's from the ocean. Our weather causes the black forest in Germany.

On Tue, 19 May 2020 14:11:40 +0100, Brian Gaff (Sofa)
wrote:

Where is your sense of fun though?
Brian



Xeno May 20th 20 08:08 AM

Why don't they make 4 ply toilet paper?
 
On 20/5/20 9:32 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Wed, 20 May 2020 00:06:59 +0100, Xeno wrote:

On 20/5/20 1:28 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
He's an Australian, it's an island prison camp.* They don't do fun.

Aussies do fun way better than any dour Scot. It's your weather!


It's not our weather, it's from the ocean.* Our weather causes the black
forest in Germany.


Indeed. The weather looked down at Scotland and said to itself - move
on, nothing to see here.

On Tue, 19 May 2020 14:11:40 +0100, Brian Gaff (Sofa)
wrote:

Where is your sense of fun though?
*Brian




--

Xeno


Nothing astonishes Noddy so much as common sense and plain dealing.
(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)

Peeler[_4_] May 20th 20 08:59 AM

Troll-feeding Senile OZZIETARD Alert!
 
On Wed, 20 May 2020 09:06:59 +1000, Xeno, another brainless, troll-feeding,
senile Australian idiot, blathered:


He's an Australian, it's an island prison camp.* They don't do fun.

Aussies do fun way better than any dour Scot. It's your weather!


I disagree. It's certainly more fun for the Scottish ****** to get sucked by
a senile Ozzietard like you than for you senile Ozzietard to suck him off.

Peeler[_4_] May 20th 20 09:01 AM

Troll-feeding Senile OZZIETARD Alert!
 
On Wed, 20 May 2020 17:08:17 +1000, Beno, another brainless, troll-feeding,
senile Australian ****, blathered:


Indeed. The weather looked down at Scotland and said to itself - move
on, nothing to see here.


Just what kind of a driveling senile piece of **** are you, beno?

Commander Kinsey May 22nd 20 02:45 AM

Why don't they make 4 ply toilet paper?
 
On Wed, 20 May 2020 08:08:17 +0100, Xeno wrote:

On 20/5/20 9:32 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Wed, 20 May 2020 00:06:59 +0100, Xeno wrote:

On 20/5/20 1:28 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
He's an Australian, it's an island prison camp. They don't do fun.

Aussies do fun way better than any dour Scot. It's your weather!


It's not our weather, it's from the ocean. Our weather causes the black
forest in Germany.


Indeed. The weather looked down at Scotland and said to itself - move
on, nothing to see here.


I wish it would, but it just falls. Again and again and again. If only we could sell all this water.


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