They're nearly all gone now but how did a man with no, or very short arms (thalidomide ?) do a wee ?

I had a friend who claimed he was once asked to do the necessary by such a person

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They're nearly all gone now but how did a man with
no, or very short arms (thalidomide ?) do a wee ?

They use the ****ter, stupid.

I had a friend who claimed he was once
asked to do the necessary by such a person

On Wed, 24 Jul 2019 18:44:36 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


They're nearly all gone now but how did a man with
no, or very short arms (thalidomide ?) do a wee ?

They use the ****ter, stupid.

Now ALSO an expert in how handicapped people ****, you clinically insane,
85-year-old, all-knowing, senile asshole?

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FredXX to Rot Speed:
"You are still an idiot and an embarrassment to your country. No wonder
we shipped the likes of you out of the British Isles. Perhaps stupidity
and criminality is inherited after all?"
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On 24/07/2019 10:21, Peeler wrote:
On Wed, 24 Jul 2019 18:44:36 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:


They're nearly all gone now but how did a man with
no, or very short arms (thalidomide ?) do a wee ?

They use the ****ter, stupid.

Now ALSO an expert in how handicapped people ****, you clinically insane,
85-year-old, all-knowing, senile asshole?

What a kind and patient person peeler seems to be, I would love to meet him!

This is where a Japanese toilet would come in very.... erm Handy?
Brian

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They're nearly all gone now but how did a man with no, or very short arms
(thalidomide ?) do a wee ?

They use the ****ter, stupid.
I had a friend who claimed he was once asked to do the necessary by such
a person

On 24/07/2019 15:24, Brian Gaff wrote:
This is where a Japanese toilet would come in very.... erm Handy?
Brian


Benjo; not to be confused with a lunchtime pack, Bento, as I
did some years ago when contracting at NEC and the much-embarrassed
Japanese folk could barely stop themselves from laughing.

Watashi wa sukoshi shika nihongo wo hanemasen, if I remember
correctly from my Japanese study from 19 years ago?

On Wednesday, 24 July 2019 15:24:41 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote:
This is where a Japanese toilet would come in very.... erm Handy?

Only if it can manage zip-fasteners.

Owain

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On Wednesday, 24 July 2019 15:24:41 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote:
This is where a Japanese toilet would come in very.... erm Handy?

Only if it can manage zip-fasteners.

Owain

The combination of elasticated waistbands and feet trained in
manipulation can solve this. Other methods are available. People,
especially children, can learn lots of original ways of doing things.

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On Wednesday, 24 July 2019 09:31:31 UTC+1, wrote:
They're nearly all gone now but how did a man with no, or very
short arms (thalidomide ?) do a wee ?

I think the sensible answer would be some form of catheter and bag arrangement.

I had a friend who claimed he was once asked to do the necessary by
such a person

Um-hum.

Owain