Cambridge University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

I think you need to read les Barkers poem of some years ago, the Element
adminnisterium.

Brian

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Cambridge University researchers have discovered the densest element yet
known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it
an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally
take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a
portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium
(symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as
Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many
morons.

On Sat, 6 Apr 2019 17:29:02 +0100, "Brian Gaff"
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I think you need to read les Barkers poem of some years ago, the Element
adminnisterium.

Brian

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Was it printed in the Sun, Mail or Mein Kampf?

AB

Unfortunately not, it was on an album called Guide Cats for the Blind!
Brian

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On Sat, 6 Apr 2019 17:29:02 +0100, "Brian Gaff"
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I think you need to read les Barkers poem of some years ago, the Element
adminnisterium.

Brian

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Was it printed in the Sun, Mail or Mein Kampf?

AB

On Sun, 7 Apr 2019 07:51:15 +0100, "Brian Gaff"
wrote:

Unfortunately not, it was on an album called Guide Cats for the Blind!
Brian

Could well be on harrys reading list then.

There's none so blind..........................................

Personally I blame "Gungha Din" for the likes of harry. Like exploited
workers in the UK, if "he" shouldered his water carrier and said "get
stuffed, it's your battle, you should have brought the drinks along
yourselves" then cleared off," he" would have been more highly thought
of.

And of course patronising pillocks wouldn't write dirges trying to
glamourise butchery and mistreatment of foriegners

AB