Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a bucket
of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday in normal
working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

--
Adam

On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a bucket
of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday in normal
working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

Seems reasonable to me!

On 15/07/2018 10:51, Jim K wrote:
Broadback Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a bucket
of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday in normal
working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

Seems reasonable to me!


Are they on a water meter?

No. But what actual difference will that make over 24 hours? You don't
need to flush after a ****.

Obviously they haven't got a bucket, they knocked on my door to borrow
one of mine.

--
Adam

Broadback Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a bucket
of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday in normal
working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

Seems reasonable to me!


Are they on a water meter?
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Yes one might have e expected that this was what they were doing already.
However its the cuts you see. It will cost more for out of hours services.
Brian

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Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a bucket
of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday in normal
working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

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I was also wondering if they were perhaps in a wheelchair or otherwise
incapacitated. It took me a fair time to convince my council that a blind
person needs help with putting bins out since they throw them about and I'd
never be able to find them. They call it assisted collection, but it still
fails sometimes.
if we still lived in a community spirited world of course your neighbours,
finding you wheelie up the street would return it but that, sadly does not
happen any more and self homing wheelie bins do not it seems exist.
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Broadback Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a bucket
of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday in normal
working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

Seems reasonable to me!


Are they on a water meter?
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On 15/07/2018 10:50, Broadback wrote:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a
bucket of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday
in normal working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

Seems reasonable to me!

+1 (unless the neighbours are unable to carry & lift a bucket)



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reply-to address is (intended to be) valid

It's not cuts, it is sound economic sense.
If you owned your own home would you pay Sunday rates for a plumber or
just use a bucket to flush for 24 hours?


Yes one might have e expected that this was what they were doing already.
However its the cuts you see. It will cost more for out of hours services.
Brian



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Adam

On 15/07/2018 11:07, Robin wrote:
On 15/07/2018 10:50, Broadback wrote:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a
bucket of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday
in normal working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

Seems reasonable to me!

+1 (unless the neighbours are unable to carry & lift a bucket)


Both young and physically fit, just unable for some reason to be able to
get a job....

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On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a bucket
of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday in normal
working hours, it is not an emergency".

It's better to poor the water into the cistern if you can get the lid off.

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Max Demian

On 15/07/2018 11:20, Max Demian wrote:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a
bucket of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday
in normal working hours, it is not an emergency".

It's better to poor the water into the cistern if you can get the lid off.



They are a bit thick. They are more likely to **** into the bucket I
lent them and when it is full then pour it into the toilet.

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On 15/07/2018 11:43, Jim K wrote:
ARW Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:51, Jim K wrote:
Broadback Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a bucket
of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday in normal
working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

Seems reasonable to me!


Are they on a water meter?

No. But what actual difference will that make over 24 hours? You don't
need to flush after a ****.

Obviously they haven't got a bucket, they knocked on my door to borrow
one of mine.


As the bog won't "fill up" I imagined it constantly emptying
down't pipe like...

Then they can turn off the water - if need be at the stop cock except
when they need it to fill the bucket, wash, cook...

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reply-to address is (intended to be) valid

On 15/07/2018 11:30, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:20, Max Demian wrote:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a
bucket of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday
in normal working hours, it is not an emergency".

It's better to poor the water into the cistern if you can get the lid
off.



They are a bit thick. They are more likely to **** into the bucket I
lent them and when it is full then pour it into the toilet.


That might explain why nobody will employ them?

ARW Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:51, Jim K wrote:
Broadback Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a bucket
of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday in normal
working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

Seems reasonable to me!


Are they on a water meter?

No. But what actual difference will that make over 24 hours? You don't
need to flush after a ****.

Obviously they haven't got a bucket, they knocked on my door to borrow
one of mine.


As the bog won't "fill up" I imagined it constantly emptying
down't pipe like...
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Robin Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 11:43, Jim K wrote:
ARW Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:51, Jim K wrote:
Broadback Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a bucket
of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday in normal
working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

Seems reasonable to me!


Are they on a water meter?

No. But what actual difference will that make over 24 hours? You don't
need to flush after a ****.

Obviously they haven't got a bucket, they knocked on my door to borrow
one of mine.


As the bog won't "fill up" I imagined it constantly emptying
down't pipe like...

Then they can turn off the water - if need be at the stop cock except
when they need it to fill the bucket, wash, cook...


No ****! :-D
Remember these folks don't own a bucket....
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On 15/07/2018 11:52, Jim K wrote:
Robin Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 11:43, Jim K wrote:
ARW Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:51, Jim K wrote:
Broadback Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a bucket
of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday in normal
working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

Seems reasonable to me!


Are they on a water meter?

No. But what actual difference will that make over 24 hours? You don't
need to flush after a ****.

Obviously they haven't got a bucket, they knocked on my door to borrow
one of mine.


As the bog won't "fill up" I imagined it constantly emptying
down't pipe like...

Then they can turn off the water - if need be at the stop cock except
when they need it to fill the bucket, wash, cook...


No ****! :-D
Remember these folks don't own a bucket....

Well they do know.

Chances of getting mine back?

And even if I do get it back it might be full of **** and ****.

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On 15/07/2018 11:57, GB wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:30, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:20, Max Demian wrote:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a
bucket of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday
in normal working hours, it is not an emergency".

It's better to poor the water into the cistern if you can get the lid
off.



They are a bit thick. They are more likely to **** into the bucket I
lent them and when it is full then pour it into the toilet.


That might explain why nobody will employ them?

He would make a good labourer or light infantry soldier.

She is good at having babies.



--
Adam

On 15/07/2018 12:08, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:57, GB wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:30, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:20, Max Demian wrote:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a
bucket of water for now and we will get someone out to you on
Monday in normal working hours, it is not an emergency".

It's better to poor the water into the cistern if you can get the
lid off.



They are a bit thick. They are more likely to **** into the bucket I
lent them and when it is full then pour it into the toilet.


That might explain why nobody will employ them?

He would make a good labourer or light infantry soldier.

She is good at having babies.

Up to £60k 'expenses' for having a surrogate baby, according to the
newspaper a couple of day ago, and £20k is considered absolutely
standard. She could make a pretty good living.

On 15/07/2018 12:10, GB wrote:
On 15/07/2018 12:08, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:57, GB wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:30, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:20, Max Demian wrote:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a
bucket of water for now and we will get someone out to you on
Monday in normal working hours, it is not an emergency".

It's better to poor the water into the cistern if you can get the
lid off.



They are a bit thick. They are more likely to **** into the bucket I
lent them and when it is full then pour it into the toilet.


That might explain why nobody will employ them?

He would make a good labourer or light infantry soldier.

She is good at having babies.

Up to £60k 'expenses' for having a surrogate baby, according to the
newspaper a couple of day ago, and £20k is considered absolutely
standard. She could make a pretty good living.


:-))


Not quite the minimum wage if calculating all 40 weeks on a per hour charge.

But as it is only "expenses" she gets paid for and the baby is passed
away as sundries on the final bill you are correct, she could make a
good living.


--
Adam

On 15/07/18 12:08, ARW wrote:

That might explain why nobody will employ them?

He would make a good labourer or light infantry soldier.

She is good at having babies.

And he was asleep during GCSE Biology?

On 15/07/2018 11:52, Jim K wrote:
Robin Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 11:43, Jim K wrote:
ARW Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:51, Jim K wrote:
Broadback Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a bucket
of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday in normal
working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

Seems reasonable to me!


Are they on a water meter?

No. But what actual difference will that make over 24 hours? You don't
need to flush after a ****.

Obviously they haven't got a bucket, they knocked on my door to borrow
one of mine.


As the bog won't "fill up" I imagined it constantly emptying
down't pipe like...

Then they can turn off the water - if need be at the stop cock except
when they need it to fill the bucket, wash, cook...


No ****! :-D

good advice for the sake of Adam's bucket but health-wise questionable

Remember these folks don't own a bucket....


Yerrbut I bet they were shown were the stop tap was when they moved in;
and that the ALMO (if it's still an ALMO) in Barnsley would tell them
where to find it if they've forgotten.

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reply-to address is (intended to be) valid

On 15/07/2018 11:30, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:20, Max Demian wrote:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a
bucket of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday
in normal working hours, it is not an emergency".

It's better to poor the water into the cistern if you can get the lid
off.



They are a bit thick. They are more likely to **** into the bucket I
lent them and when it is full then pour it into the toilet.


Just wait until they bring it back and ask you to swap it as its full.

On 15/07/2018 11:09, ARW wrote:
It's not cuts, it is sound economic sense.
If you owned your own home would you pay Sunday rates for a plumber or
just use a bucket to flush for 24 hours?

I'd just fix it myself

SteveW



Yes one might have e expected that this was what they were doing already.
However its the cuts you see. It will cost more for out of hours
services.
Â* Brian

On 15/07/2018 13:44, Tim Watts wrote:
On 15/07/18 12:08, ARW wrote:

That might explain why nobody will employ them?

He would make a good labourer or light infantry soldier.

She is good at having babies.

And he was asleep during GCSE Biology?


I think that is was during that exam he got her pregnant.

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Adam

On 15/07/2018 17:50, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 13:44, Tim Watts wrote:
On 15/07/18 12:08, ARW wrote:

That might explain why nobody will employ them?

He would make a good labourer or light infantry soldier.

She is good at having babies.

And he was asleep during GCSE Biology?


I think that is was during that exam he got her pregnant.

Ah, the practical session!

SteveW

On 15/07/2018 17:57, Steve Walker wrote:
On 15/07/2018 17:50, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 13:44, Tim Watts wrote:
On 15/07/18 12:08, ARW wrote:

That might explain why nobody will employ them?

He would make a good labourer or light infantry soldier.

She is good at having babies.

And he was asleep during GCSE Biology?


I think that is was during that exam he got her pregnant.

Ah, the practical session!

Thanks for that thought.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lRGIkLEYoA

--
Adam

On 15/07/2018 18:24, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 17:57, Steve Walker wrote:
On 15/07/2018 17:50, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 13:44, Tim Watts wrote:
On 15/07/18 12:08, ARW wrote:

That might explain why nobody will employ them?

He would make a good labourer or light infantry soldier.

She is good at having babies.

And he was asleep during GCSE Biology?


I think that is was during that exam he got her pregnant.

Ah, the practical session!

Thanks for that thought.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lRGIkLEYoA

An excellent film.

SteveW

"ARW" wrote in message
...
On 15/07/2018 11:57, GB wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:30, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:20, Max Demian wrote:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a
bucket of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday
in normal working hours, it is not an emergency".

It's better to poor the water into the cistern if you can get the lid
off.



They are a bit thick. They are more likely to **** into the bucket I
lent them and when it is full then pour it into the toilet.


That might explain why nobody will employ them?

He would make a good labourer

Nor really, too much farting around telling him
everything which is obvious to someone less stupid.

or light infantry soldier.

Not anymore.

She is good at having babies.

The last thing you need, more like that.

Robin Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 11:52, Jim K wrote:
Robin Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 11:43, Jim K wrote:
ARW Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:51, Jim K wrote:
Broadback Wrote in message:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a bucket
of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday in normal
working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

Seems reasonable to me!


Are they on a water meter?

No. But what actual difference will that make over 24 hours? You don't
need to flush after a ****.

Obviously they haven't got a bucket, they knocked on my door to borrow
one of mine.


As the bog won't "fill up" I imagined it constantly emptying
down't pipe like...

Then they can turn off the water - if need be at the stop cock except
when they need it to fill the bucket, wash, cook...


No ****! :-D

good advice for the sake of Adam's bucket but health-wise questionable

Remember these folks don't own a bucket....


Yerrbut I bet they were shown were the stop tap was when they moved in;
and that the ALMO (if it's still an ALMO) in Barnsley would tell them
where to find it if they've forgotten.


Shame the council apparently didn't point that out? Or they
couldn't be arsed?

I feel sure you have the answer... ;-)
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On 15/07/2018 11:13, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:07, Robin wrote:
On 15/07/2018 10:50, Broadback wrote:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a
bucket of water for now and we will get someone out to you on Monday
in normal working hours, it is not an emergency".

Well done Barnsley council.

Seems reasonable to me!

+1 (unless the neighbours are unable to carry & lift a bucket)


Both young and physically fit, just unable for some reason to be able to
get a job....

Why should they? They already have a free house + everything else.

A cardboard box in the street instead would have certainly focused their
minds.

On 15/07/2018 12:10, GB wrote:
On 15/07/2018 12:08, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:57, GB wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:30, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:20, Max Demian wrote:
On 15/07/2018 10:40, ARW wrote:
Next door neighbours toilet will not fill up.

So they called the council who told them "flush the toilet with a
bucket of water for now and we will get someone out to you on
Monday in normal working hours, it is not an emergency".

It's better to poor the water into the cistern if you can get the
lid off.



They are a bit thick. They are more likely to **** into the bucket I
lent them and when it is full then pour it into the toilet.


That might explain why nobody will employ them?

He would make a good labourer or light infantry soldier.

She is good at having babies.

Up to £60k 'expenses' for having a surrogate baby, according to the
newspaper a couple of day ago, and £20k is considered absolutely
standard. She could make a pretty good living.

She can earn substantially more if she allows for a "natural"
insemination...

On 15/07/2018 22:32, JoeJoe wrote:

She is good at having babies.

Up to £60k 'expenses' for having a surrogate baby, according to the
newspaper a couple of day ago, and £20k is considered absolutely
standard. She could make a pretty good living.

She can earn substantially more if she allows for a "natural"
insemination...


You mean, use her egg? With her genes?

On Sunday, 15 July 2018 22:53:18 UTC+1, GB wrote:
She can earn substantially more if she allows for a "natural"
insemination...
You mean, use her egg? With her genes?

With her looks?

Owain

On 15/07/2018 22:53, GB wrote:
On 15/07/2018 22:32, JoeJoe wrote:

She is good at having babies.

Up to £60k 'expenses' for having a surrogate baby, according to the
newspaper a couple of day ago, and £20k is considered absolutely
standard. She could make a pretty good living.

She can earn substantially more if she allows for a "natural"
insemination...


You mean, use her egg? With her genes?

Well her eldest one drew this today at school.

http://wiki.diyfaq.org.uk/index.php/File:TobyNDN.jpg

I think she is about 5 or 6 years old and the teacher has no doubt
touched up the picture on the cat's face to make it look like a cat.

She was asked to draw something very important to her.

I was asked to give it to Toby as a present. I did.



--
Adam

On 15/07/2018 23:01, wrote:
On Sunday, 15 July 2018 22:53:18 UTC+1, GB wrote:
She can earn substantially more if she allows for a "natural"
insemination...
You mean, use her egg? With her genes?

With her looks?

Slim with reasonable sized tits.


--
Adam

On 15/07/2018 17:48, Steve Walker wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:09, ARW wrote:
It's not cuts, it is sound economic sense.
If you owned your own home would you pay Sunday rates for a plumber or
just use a bucket to flush for 24 hours?

I'd just fix it myself



Well I might buy the parts to fix it myself on a Sunday. But it would
only get fixed on Wednesday after she has complained enough.


--
Adam

On Monday, 16 July 2018 20:27:35 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
She was asked to draw something very important to her.
I was asked to give it to Toby as a present. I did.

That's nice.

Are you going to stick it up next to his litter tray?

Owain

On 16/07/2018 20:53, wrote:
On Monday, 16 July 2018 20:27:35 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
She was asked to draw something very important to her.
I was asked to give it to Toby as a present. I did.

That's nice.

Are you going to stick it up next to his litter tray?

What litter tray?

YEDL have a lot of gravel next to the substation in my back garden.


--
Adam

On 16/07/2018 20:41, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 17:48, Steve Walker wrote:
On 15/07/2018 11:09, ARW wrote:
It's not cuts, it is sound economic sense.
If you owned your own home would you pay Sunday rates for a plumber
or just use a bucket to flush for 24 hours?

I'd just fix it myself



Well I might buy the parts to fix it myself on a Sunday. But it would
only get fixed on Wednesday after she has complained enough.

Well to be completely honest - we have a second toilet, so the faulty
one could be left unused until I got round to it. However, since I put a
better fill valve and flush mechanism in the main bathroom, I still have
a spare set to hand, so I wouldn't even need to go out and buy one.

SteveW

On 16/07/18 20:30, ARW wrote:
On 15/07/2018 23:01, wrote:
On Sunday, 15 July 2018 22:53:18 UTC+1, GBÂ* wrote:
She can earn substantially more if she allows for a "natural"
insemination...
You mean, use her egg? With her genes?

With her looks?

Slim with reasonable sized tits.




So as long as she doesn't try to talk, it's Game On?