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While chatting to our decorator who was waiting for an application of
something to dry my mobile rang. Female: 'I'm calling from xyz. I understand you experienced a vehicle collision recently'. Me: 'Yes! At last someone believes me!' Female: (flabbergasted) 'Can you confirm the licence number?' Me: 'No it was too high for me to see' Female: 'Well can you describe it?' Me. 'Oh yes, it was Nimitz Class aircraft carrier'. Female: 'Did you say an aircraft?' Me: 'No. An aircraft carrier. I thought it strange at the time. We were in the middle of Yorkshire'. For some reason she rang off. -- Mageia 5.1 for x86_64, Kernel:4.4.114-desktop-1.mga5 KDE version 4.14.5 on an AMD Phenom II X4 Black edition. |
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