Please accept €“ with no obligation of any kind, whether oral or written,
actual or potential, explicit or implicit €“ our very best wishes for a
non-culture-specific, environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible,
low-stress, zero-carbon, non-addictive, gender-neutral,
politically-correct happy holiday celebration of the winter solstice,
within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or
secular practice of your choice (with due consideration for the
religious or secular persuasions or traditions of others, or for their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, or for
genuine and legitimate differences of opinion as to the timing or
significance of the solstice), and a fiscally-successful,
personally-fulfilling and medically-uncomplicated recognition of the
onset of the generally-accepted calendar year 2018, but not without due
respect for the calendar choices of other cultures whose contributions
to society have helped to make America great (not to imply that America
is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only America in
the western or any hemisphere), and without regard to the wishees race,
creed, color, age, religious faith, choice of computer platform,
physical ability or sexual preference or prowess. By accepting this
greeting and not entering any defense or other plea with 14 days or such
other period as may be applicable as specified in federal or state law,
you are accepting the following terms: This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher
actually to implement any of the wishes personally or for others. It is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. It is warranted to
perform as expected within the parameters for the reasonable application
of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever shall first have occurred.
Warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. This greeting constitutes the
entire wish. It is void where prohibited by law. Should any part of this
greeting be held unlawful or otherwise invalid, all remaining parts
shall continue to have effect in terms of generally accepted wishing
traditions or conventions to the full extent permissible under law.

Thank you and merry Christmas to you

I thought generally, Lawyers were not included in the greetings?
Brian

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Please accept - with no obligation of any kind, whether oral or written,
actual or potential, explicit or implicit - our very best wishes for a
non-culture-specific, environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible,
low-stress, zero-carbon, non-addictive, gender-neutral,
politically-correct happy holiday celebration of the winter solstice,
within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or
secular practice of your choice (with due consideration for the religious
or secular persuasions or traditions of others, or for their choice not to
practice religious or secular traditions at all, or for genuine and
legitimate differences of opinion as to the timing or significance of the
solstice), and a fiscally-successful, personally-fulfilling and
medically-uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally-accepted
calendar year 2018, but not without due respect for the calendar choices
of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped to make
America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any
other country or is the only America in the western or any hemisphere),
and without regard to the wishee's race, creed, color, age, religious
faith, choice of computer platform, physical ability or sexual preference
or prowess. By accepting this greeting and not entering any defense or
other plea with 14 days or such other period as may be applicable as
specified in federal or state law, you are accepting the following terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher actually to implement any of the wishes personally
or for others. It is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. It is
warranted to perform as expected within the parameters for the reasonable
application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever shall first have occurred.
Warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish
at the sole discretion of the wisher. This greeting constitutes the entire
wish. It is void where prohibited by law. Should any part of this greeting
be held unlawful or otherwise invalid, all remaining parts shall continue
to have effect in terms of generally accepted wishing traditions or
conventions to the full extent permissible under law.