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No amount of logic could solve this which happened to me 300 miles from Rotterdam - Nuremburg in 2015. Limped to hotel after breaking down 3 times when engine got too hot until it started when I let it cool down.

ALFA 159 2.2JTS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT WAS - I WILL TELL YOU AFTER YOU HAVE GIVEN UP!

i have a 2.2 s and i have had problems for 5 months now . mine does nt cut out , but when you come to a stop a depress the brake i get the fuel gauge dropping to zero and asr vdc and hill holder inactive , plus i loose cruise control. and it does nt seem to do it when the car is cold.

people keep telling me its an injector wiring problem but i have no miss fires codes coming up just p0100 and p0564 which is air flow meter and cruise control malfunction . and i have already replaced the maf the brake and the clutch switch , the exhaust solinoid and a cam sensor..

.. i have checked the injector wires once which involves removing the air pelem . im up to £1000 in bills and still got no where . the car has a K&n airfilter fitted by Mangos but apart from that the engine is standard.

the only thngs i can think to do now is to try and get a original air box and filter and put that back on , and then replace the engine loom!

really need help with this please people

i am willing to drive to see anyone if they have any idea what could help
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On Friday, 6 January 2017 05:14:36 UTC, Simon Mason wrote:
No amount of logic could solve this which happened to me 300 miles from Rotterdam - Nuremburg in 2015. Limped to hotel after breaking down 3 times when engine got too hot until it started when I let it cool down.

ALFA 159 2.2JTS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT WAS - I WILL TELL YOU AFTER YOU HAVE GIVEN UP!

i have a 2.2 s and i have had problems for 5 months now . mine does nt cut out , but when you come to a stop a depress the brake i get the fuel gauge dropping to zero and asr vdc and hill holder inactive , plus i loose cruise control. and it does nt seem to do it when the car is cold.

people keep telling me its an injector wiring problem but i have no miss fires codes coming up just p0100 and p0564 which is air flow meter and cruise control malfunction . and i have already replaced the maf the brake and the clutch switch , the exhaust solinoid and a cam sensor..

. i have checked the injector wires once which involves removing the air pelem . im up to £1000 in bills and still got no where . the car has a K&n airfilter fitted by Mangos but apart from that the engine is standard.

the only thngs i can think to do now is to try and get a original air box and filter and put that back on , and then replace the engine loom!

really need help with this please people

i am willing to drive to see anyone if they have any idea what could help


The fault is obvious, you bought an Alfa.
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The fault is obvious, you bought an Alfa.


No - these parts are fitted to every modern car, even Kraut ones.
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On 06/01/2017 05:14, Simon Mason wrote:
No amount of logic could solve this which happened to me 300 miles from Rotterdam - Nuremburg in 2015. Limped to hotel after breaking down 3 times when engine got too hot until it started when I let it cool down.

ALFA 159 2.2JTS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT WAS - I WILL TELL YOU AFTER YOU HAVE GIVEN UP!

i have a 2.2 s and i have had problems for 5 months now . mine does nt cut out , but when you come to a stop a depress the brake i get the fuel gauge dropping to zero and asr vdc and hill holder inactive , plus i loose cruise control. and it does nt seem to do it when the car is cold.

people keep telling me its an injector wiring problem but i have no miss fires codes coming up just p0100 and p0564 which is air flow meter and cruise control malfunction . and i have already replaced the maf the brake and the clutch switch , the exhaust solinoid and a cam sensor..

. i have checked the injector wires once which involves removing the air pelem . im up to £1000 in bills and still got no where . the car has a K&n airfilter fitted by Mangos but apart from that the engine is standard.

the only thngs i can think to do now is to try and get a original air box and filter and put that back on , and then replace the engine loom!

really need help with this please people

i am willing to drive to see anyone if they have any idea what could help


Possibly, an air leak, which became bigger when one bit or another got
hot. Or a component that had a fault when hot.

As I have no idea what a pelem is, for example, that doesn't help.




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On 06/01/17 11:15, GB wrote:
On 06/01/2017 05:14, Simon Mason wrote:
No amount of logic could solve this which happened to me 300 miles
from Rotterdam - Nuremburg in 2015. Limped to hotel after breaking
down 3 times when engine got too hot until it started when I let it
cool down.

ALFA 159 2.2JTS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT WAS - I WILL
TELL YOU AFTER YOU HAVE GIVEN UP!

i have a 2.2 s and i have had problems for 5 months now . mine does nt
cut out , but when you come to a stop a depress the brake i get the
fuel gauge dropping to zero and asr vdc and hill holder inactive ,
plus i loose cruise control. and it does nt seem to do it when the car
is cold.

people keep telling me its an injector wiring problem but i have no
miss fires codes coming up just p0100 and p0564 which is air flow
meter and cruise control malfunction . and i have already replaced the
maf the brake and the clutch switch , the exhaust solinoid and a cam
sensor..

. i have checked the injector wires once which involves removing the
air pelem . im up to £1000 in bills and still got no where . the car
has a K&n airfilter fitted by Mangos but apart from that the engine is
standard.

the only thngs i can think to do now is to try and get a original air
box and filter and put that back on , and then replace the engine loom!

really need help with this please people

i am willing to drive to see anyone if they have any idea what could help


Possibly, an air leak, which became bigger when one bit or another got
hot. Or a component that had a fault when hot.

As I have no idea what a pelem is, for example, that doesn't help.




Had this on a pug. Faulty water temperature sensor i.e. 'full choke'
even when warm...would only run above 3000 rpm when hot, and wouldn't
start when hot at all.




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Simon Mason wrote:
No amount of logic could solve this which happened to me 300 miles from Rotterdam - Nuremburg in 2015. Limped to hotel after breaking down 3 times when engine got too hot until it started when I let it cool down.

ALFA 159 2.2JTS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT WAS - I WILL TELL YOU AFTER YOU HAVE GIVEN UP!

i have a 2.2 s and i have had problems for 5 months now . mine does nt cut out , but when you come to a stop a depress the brake i get the fuel gauge dropping to zero and asr vdc and hill holder inactive , plus i loose cruise control. and it does nt seem to do it when the car is cold.

people keep telling me its an injector wiring problem but i have no miss fires codes coming up just p0100 and p0564 which is air flow meter and cruise control malfunction . and i have already replaced the maf the brake and the clutch switch , the exhaust solinoid and a cam sensor..

. i have checked the injector wires once which involves removing the air pelem . im up to £1000 in bills and still got no where . the car has a K&n airfilter fitted by Mangos but apart from that the engine is standard.

the only thngs i can think to do now is to try and get a original air box and filter and put that back on , and then replace the engine loom!

really need help with this please people

i am willing to drive to see anyone if they have any idea what could help


It's all a bit random. I'd guess that the connectors have been snagged
off a couple of somethings that need to talk to the computer.
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There wasn't much mind to blow, to be fair.
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On Thu, 5 Jan 2017 21:14:34 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
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No amount of logic could solve this which happened to me 300 miles from Rotterdam - Nuremburg in 2015. Limped to hotel after breaking down 3 times when engine got too hot until it started when I let it cool down.

ALFA 159 2.2JTS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT WAS - I WILL TELL YOU AFTER YOU HAVE GIVEN UP!


Your incompetence in some way?



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On 06/01/2017 05:14, Simon Mason wrote:
No amount of logic could solve this which happened to me 300 miles from Rotterdam - Nuremburg in 2015. Limped to hotel after breaking down 3 times when engine got too hot until it started when I let it cool down.

ALFA 159 2.2JTS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT WAS - I WILL TELL YOU AFTER YOU HAVE GIVEN UP!

i have a 2.2 s and i have had problems for 5 months now . mine does nt cut out , but when you come to a stop a depress the brake i get the fuel gauge dropping to zero and asr vdc and hill holder inactive , plus i loose cruise control. and it does nt seem to do it when the car is cold.

people keep telling me its an injector wiring problem but i have no miss fires codes coming up just p0100 and p0564 which is air flow meter and cruise control malfunction . and i have already replaced the maf the brake and the clutch switch , the exhaust solinoid and a cam sensor..

. i have checked the injector wires once which involves removing the air pelem . im up to £1000 in bills and still got no where . the car has a K&n airfilter fitted by Mangos but apart from that the engine is standard.

the only thngs i can think to do now is to try and get a original air box and filter and put that back on , and then replace the engine loom!

really need help with this please people

i am willing to drive to see anyone if they have any idea what could help


Nut on the steering wheel?

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On 06/01/2017 05:14, Simon Mason wrote:
No amount of logic could solve this which happened to me 300 miles
from Rotterdam - Nuremburg in 2015. Limped to hotel after breaking
down 3 times when engine got too hot until it started when I let it
cool down.

ALFA 159 2.2JTS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT WAS - I WILL
TELL YOU AFTER YOU HAVE GIVEN UP!

i have a 2.2 s and i have had problems for 5 months now . mine does nt
cut out , but when you come to a stop a depress the brake i get the
fuel gauge dropping to zero and asr vdc and hill holder inactive ,
plus i loose cruise control. and it does nt seem to do it when the car
is cold.

people keep telling me its an injector wiring problem but i have no
miss fires codes coming up just p0100 and p0564 which is air flow
meter and cruise control malfunction . and i have already replaced the
maf the brake and the clutch switch , the exhaust solinoid and a cam
sensor..

. i have checked the injector wires once which involves removing the
air pelem . im up to £1000 in bills and still got no where . the car
has a K&n airfilter fitted by Mangos but apart from that the engine is
standard.

the only thngs i can think to do now is to try and get a original air
box and filter and put that back on , and then replace the engine loom!

really need help with this please people

i am willing to drive to see anyone if they have any idea what could help


Nut on the steering wheel?


Very good! Like the old computer PEBCAK thing :-)


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On Friday, 6 January 2017 09:16:00 UTC, GB wrote:

Possibly, an air leak, which became bigger when one bit or another got
hot. Or a component that had a fault when hot.


You are getting very close with the latter comment.
It was OK cold, but faulty when hot.

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On Friday, 6 January 2017 12:31:04 UTC, Judith wrote:
On Thu, 5 Jan 2017 21:14:34 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
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No amount of logic could solve this which happened to me 300 miles from Rotterdam - Nuremburg in 2015. Limped to hotel after breaking down 3 times when engine got too hot until it started when I let it cool down.

ALFA 159 2.2JTS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT WAS - I WILL TELL YOU AFTER YOU HAVE GIVEN UP!


Your incompetence in some way?


It was OK at autobahn speeds, but as soon as you knocked it out of gear the engine died and so it only died at petrol stations as I coasted to the pump.

I had to use the starter motor to drive off.


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As I have no idea what a pelem is, for example, that doesn't help.


Probably the plenum chamber. The bit between the throttle body and inlet
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On 06/01/2017 05:14, Simon Mason wrote:
No amount of logic could solve this which happened to me 300 miles
from Rotterdam - Nuremburg in 2015. Limped to hotel after breaking
down 3 times when engine got too hot until it started when I let it
cool down.

ALFA 159 2.2JTS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED, BUT YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT WAS - I WILL
TELL YOU AFTER YOU HAVE GIVEN UP!

i have a 2.2 s and i have had problems for 5 months now . mine does
nt cut out , but when you come to a stop a depress the brake i get
the fuel gauge dropping to zero and asr vdc and hill holder inactive
, plus i loose cruise control. and it does nt seem to do it when the
car is cold.

people keep telling me its an injector wiring problem but i have no
miss fires codes coming up just p0100 and p0564 which is air flow
meter and cruise control malfunction . and i have already replaced
the maf the brake and the clutch switch , the exhaust solinoid and a
cam sensor..

. i have checked the injector wires once which involves removing the
air pelem . im up to £1000 in bills and still got no where . the car
has a K&n airfilter fitted by Mangos but apart from that the engine
is standard.

the only thngs i can think to do now is to try and get a original air
box and filter and put that back on , and then replace the engine
loom!

really need help with this please people

i am willing to drive to see anyone if they have any idea what could
help


I am assuming this is circa 2006?

If so get your self an OBD bluetooth pod from eBay and look for Torque
Lite on Android for real time monitoring. If necessary get Torque Pro,
its cheap enough.

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