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Surely being handled thousands of times, shoved into pockets and wallets
will have the same effect?


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On Sun, 30 Oct 2016 18:36:27 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...il-eraser.html

Surely being handled thousands of times, shoved into pockets and wallets
will have the same effect?


Haven't got any new ones just now, but they've been plastic in Scotland for a year now, and I've never seen one worn.

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On 30/10/2016 18:40, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Haven't got any new ones just now, but they've been plastic in Scotland
for a year now, and I've never seen one worn.


It's a bit chilly in Scotland to wear just one.


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On 30/10/2016 18:40, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Haven't got any new ones just now, but they've been plastic in
Scotland for a year now, and I've never seen one worn.


It's a bit chilly in Scotland to wear just one.


Not in Mr Hucker's back garden.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...derwearman.JPG


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On Sun, 30 Oct 2016 20:13:55 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

GB wrote:
On 30/10/2016 18:40, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Haven't got any new ones just now, but they've been plastic in
Scotland for a year now, and I've never seen one worn.


It's a bit chilly in Scotland to wear just one.


Not in Mr Hucker's back garden.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...derwearman.JPG


More like: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...74_634x286.jpg

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GB wrote:
On 30/10/2016 18:40, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Haven't got any new ones just now, but they've been plastic in
Scotland for a year now, and I've never seen one worn.

It's a bit chilly in Scotland to wear just one.


Not in Mr Hucker's back garden.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...derwearman.JPG


More like:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...74_634x286.jpg




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GB wrote:
On 30/10/2016 18:40, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Haven't got any new ones just now, but they've been plastic in
Scotland for a year now, and I've never seen one worn.

It's a bit chilly in Scotland to wear just one.


Not in Mr Hucker's back garden.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...derwearman.JPG


More like:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...74_634x286.jpg


None of those are actually silly enough to go anywhere near your backyard.

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On 30/10/2016 18:40, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Haven't got any new ones just now, but they've been plastic in Scotland
for a year now, and I've never seen one worn.


It's a bit chilly in Scotland to wear just one.


I prefer to be naked.

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On 30/10/2016 18:40, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Haven't got any new ones just now, but they've been plastic in Scotland
for a year now, and I've never seen one worn.


It's a bit chilly in Scotland to wear just one.


I prefer to be naked.


And everyone around you prefers you weren't because
they can't stop pointing and laughing at your microdick.

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On Sun, 30 Oct 2016 18:54:27 -0000, GB wrote:

On 30/10/2016 18:40, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Haven't got any new ones just now, but they've been plastic in Scotland
for a year now, and I've never seen one worn.

It's a bit chilly in Scotland to wear just one.


I prefer to be naked.


And everyone around you prefers you weren't because
they can't stop pointing and laughing at your microdick.


It's larger than the national average.

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On Sunday, 30 October 2016 18:40:29 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 30 Oct 2016 18:36:27 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...il-eraser.html

Surely being handled thousands of times, shoved into pockets and wallets
will have the same effect?


Haven't got any new ones just now, but they've been plastic in Scotland for a year now, and I've never seen one worn.

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In Scotland they stroke and cuddle £5 notes don't they?
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On Mon, 31 Oct 2016 07:06:36 -0000, harry wrote:

On Sunday, 30 October 2016 18:40:29 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 30 Oct 2016 18:36:27 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...il-eraser.html

Surely being handled thousands of times, shoved into pockets and wallets
will have the same effect?


Haven't got any new ones just now, but they've been plastic in Scotland for a year now, and I've never seen one worn.

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Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"


In Scotland they stroke and cuddle £5 notes don't they?


Lots of people seem to collect the new windowed ones, god knows why.

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That is not supposed to be possible could this be a forgery?

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Surely being handled thousands of times, shoved into pockets and wallets
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Well it isn't working on a CB Scottish one, using a normal pencil eraser. I don't have an ink eraser though.


On Mon, 31 Oct 2016 07:46:09 -0000, Brian Gaff wrote:

That is not supposed to be possible could this be a forgery?

Brian



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Just tried an English one with a pencil eraser, it doesn't damage it.


On Mon, 31 Oct 2016 16:28:05 -0000, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Well it isn't working on a CB Scottish one, using a normal pencil eraser. I don't have an ink eraser though.


On Mon, 31 Oct 2016 07:46:09 -0000, Brian Gaff wrote:

That is not supposed to be possible could this be a forgery?

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