Parked cock on box wise in a railway station car park at 0630 in the dark.

https://goo.gl/maps/4euz7Zi4Ysj

Ticket machine was unlit and so I didn't see it.

https://goo.gl/maps/Vej9XNKrbDP2

Won't be paying the £80 fine.

Simon Mason wrote:

Ticket machine was unlit and so I didn't see it.

Regardless of the various signs, who expects any railway car-park to be
free these days?

On Thursday, 13 October 2016 07:07:24 UTC+1, Andy Burns wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:

Ticket machine was unlit and so I didn't see it.

Regardless of the various signs, who expects any railway car-park to be
free these days?

Hessle and Ferriby are nearby and are both free.
See them in court.

On 13/10/16 07:13, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 07:07:24 UTC+1, Andy Burns wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:

Ticket machine was unlit and so I didn't see it.

Regardless of the various signs, who expects any railway car-park to be
free these days?

Hessle and Ferriby are nearby and are both free.
See them in court.


Good luck with that!

Can you cite any case law (or appeal cases) where an unlit machine and
signage got the bloke off? If not, best give up now...

On Thursday, 13 October 2016 07:35:07 UTC+1, Tim Watts wrote:
On 13/10/16 07:13, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 07:07:24 UTC+1, Andy Burns wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:

Ticket machine was unlit and so I didn't see it.

Regardless of the various signs, who expects any railway car-park to be
free these days?

Hessle and Ferriby are nearby and are both free.
See them in court.


Good luck with that!

Can you cite any case law (or appeal cases) where an unlit machine and
signage got the bloke off? If not, best give up now...

Don't give a toss - worst case is £400 costs and £80 fine.
I will take my cheque book and give it to his face in court.
Should be a good day out.

"Tim Watts" wrote in message
...
On 13/10/16 07:13, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 07:07:24 UTC+1, Andy Burns wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:

Ticket machine was unlit and so I didn't see it.

Regardless of the various signs, who expects any railway car-park to be
free these days?

Hessle and Ferriby are nearby and are both free.
See them in court.


Good luck with that!

Can you cite any case law (or appeal cases) where an unlit machine and
signage got the bloke off? If not, best give up now...

Makes more sense to represent yourself in court and hope you
might strike a magistrate who has a clue about the basics.

On Thursday, 13 October 2016 07:51:47 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
"Tim Watts" wrote in message
...
On 13/10/16 07:13, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 07:07:24 UTC+1, Andy Burns wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:

Ticket machine was unlit and so I didn't see it.

Regardless of the various signs, who expects any railway car-park to be
free these days?

Hessle and Ferriby are nearby and are both free.
See them in court.


Good luck with that!

Can you cite any case law (or appeal cases) where an unlit machine and
signage got the bloke off? If not, best give up now...

Makes more sense to represent yourself in court and hope you
might strike a magistrate who has a clue about the basics.

Yes - well I won't be paying for a brief if it gets that far anyway.
Just ordered a new suit for the day - always planning ahead!

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...

Hessle and Ferriby are nearby and are both free.
See them in court.


Good luck with that!

Can you cite any case law (or appeal cases) where an unlit machine and
signage got the bloke off? If not, best give up now...

Makes more sense to represent yourself in court and hope you
might strike a magistrate who has a clue about the basics.

Yes - well I won't be paying for a brief if it gets that far anyway.
Just ordered a new suit for the day - always planning ahead!


They'll issue you with a new suit at the Jail, printed with nice black broad
arrows


Andrew

On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:
Parked cock on box wise in a railway station car park at 0630 in the dark.

https://goo.gl/maps/4euz7Zi4Ysj

Ticket machine was unlit and so I didn't see it.

https://goo.gl/maps/Vej9XNKrbDP2

Won't be paying the £80 fine.


So why not blame your guide dog?

On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

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On 13/10/2016 10:57, Mike Tomlinson wrote:


On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

"I parked accurately within a marked bay", I think.

"Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message
...


On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

Either he's ****ed or he parked accurately within the marked parking area.
But anyway, £80 is only a few % of a watch.

On Thursday, 13 October 2016 11:15:58 UTC+1, bm wrote:
"Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message
...


On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

Either he's ****ed or he parked accurately within the marked parking area..
But anyway, �80 is only a few % of a watch.


Will be even more expensive due to BREXIT. ;-)

On Thu, 13 Oct 2016 11:11:36 +0100, Chris Bartram
wrote:

On 13/10/2016 10:57, Mike Tomlinson wrote:


On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

"I parked accurately within a marked bay", I think.

It makes perfect sense (along with 'spot / bob on') and certainly when
supported by the context (if you are able to understand such clues).
;-)

Cheers, T i m

En el artículo . com,
bm escribió:

Either he's ****ed or he parked accurately within the marked parking area.

Aye fank yew (thanks to Chris too)

But anyway, £80 is only a few % of a watch.

And all the other expensive tech **** he's fond of posting a badly
Photoshopped pic of, but which probably isn't his.

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"Mike Tomlinson" wrote in message
...
En el artículo . com,
bm escribió:

Either he's ****ed or he parked accurately within the marked parking area.

Aye fank yew (thanks to Chris too)
Arthur Askey?

But anyway, £80 is only a few % of a watch.

And all the other expensive tech **** he's fond of posting a badly
Photoshopped pic of, but which probably isn't his.

On Thursday, 13 October 2016 10:57:33 UTC+1, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

It's Hull for spot on, old chap.
That acidity result I just reported was cock on.

On Thursday, 13 October 2016 11:39:07 UTC+1, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
En el artÃ*culo . com,
bm escribió:

Either he's ****ed or he parked accurately within the marked parking area.

Aye fank yew (thanks to Chris too)

But anyway, £80 is only a few % of a watch.

And all the other expensive tech **** he's fond of posting a badly
Photoshopped pic of, but which probably isn't his.


Here is my latest gadget - a GPS that has USA, OZ, NZ and SA.
Perfect for cruises.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuoG2JTXgAAc0TN.jpg

On Thursday, 13 October 2016 12:17:57 UTC+1, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 10:57:33 UTC+1, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

It's Hull for spot on, old chap.
That acidity result I just reported was cock on.

Hull.
Identified on the Beeb this morning as the worst place in the country.

On Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:33:46 UTC+1, harry wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 12:17:57 UTC+1, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 10:57:33 UTC+1, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

It's Hull for spot on, old chap.
That acidity result I just reported was cock on.

Hull.
Identified on the Beeb this morning as the worst place in the country.

City of Culture 2017 to you, pleb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXJkDgBUR9c

On 13/10/2016 07:55, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 07:51:47 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
"Tim Watts" wrote in message
...
On 13/10/16 07:13, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 07:07:24 UTC+1, Andy Burns wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:

Ticket machine was unlit and so I didn't see it.

Regardless of the various signs, who expects any railway car-park to be
free these days?

Hessle and Ferriby are nearby and are both free.
See them in court.


Good luck with that!

Can you cite any case law (or appeal cases) where an unlit machine and
signage got the bloke off? If not, best give up now...

Makes more sense to represent yourself in court and hope you
might strike a magistrate who has a clue about the basics.

Yes - well I won't be paying for a brief if it gets that far anyway.
Just ordered a new suit for the day - always planning ahead!

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client



--
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On 13/10/2016 17:54, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:33:46 UTC+1, harry wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 12:17:57 UTC+1, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 10:57:33 UTC+1, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

It's Hull for spot on, old chap.
That acidity result I just reported was cock on.

Hull.
Identified on the Beeb this morning as the worst place in the country.

City of Culture 2017 to you, pleb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXJkDgBUR9c

€˜From Hell, Hull and Halifax, may the Good Lord deliver us€¦


--
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Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:33:46 UTC+1, harry wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 12:17:57 UTC+1, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 10:57:33 UTC+1, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

It's Hull for spot on, old chap.
That acidity result I just reported was cock on.

Hull.
Identified on the Beeb this morning as the worst place in the
country.

City of Culture 2017 to you, pleb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXJkDgBUR9c

Been there, it's a ********.

Simon Mason wrote
Mike Tomlinson wrote
bm wrote

Either he's ****ed or he parked accurately within the marked parking
area.

Aye fank yew (thanks to Chris too)

But anyway, £80 is only a few % of a watch.

And all the other expensive tech **** he's fond of posting a badly
Photoshopped pic of, but which probably isn't his.

Here is my latest gadget - a GPS that has USA, OZ, NZ and SA.
Perfect for cruises.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuoG2JTXgAAc0TN.jpg

Makes much more sense to use a decent smartphone and google maps.
That way you get full street view even in the wilds of russia etc.
https://www.google.com.au/maps/place...9492!6m 1!1e1

On Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:20:29 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:


Here is my latest gadget - a GPS that has USA, OZ, NZ and SA.
Perfect for cruises.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuoG2JTXgAAc0TN.jpg

Makes much more sense to use a decent smartphone and google maps.
That way you get full street view even in the wilds of russia etc.

Yes - I believe there are loads of Samsungs going cheap now.
Mind you, I don't want my arse pocket catching fire in the Big Apple.

On Thu, 13 Oct 2016 18:18:49 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:33:46 UTC+1, harry wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 12:17:57 UTC+1, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 10:57:33 UTC+1, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

It's Hull for spot on, old chap.
That acidity result I just reported was cock on.

Hull.
Identified on the Beeb this morning as the worst place in the
country.

City of Culture 2017 to you, pleb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXJkDgBUR9c

Been there, it's a ********.

You think everywhere's a ********, including your own street (because of the paki shop and Mr cat man).

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harry wrote
Simon Mason wrote
Mike Tomlinson wrote
Simon Mason wrote

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

It's Hull for spot on, old chap.
That acidity result I just reported was cock on.

Hull.
Identified on the Beeb this morning as the worst place in the country.

Corse even you should have noticed how wrong they got it on BRexit.

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:33:46 UTC+1, harry wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 12:17:57 UTC+1, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 10:57:33 UTC+1, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

It's Hull for spot on, old chap.
That acidity result I just reported was cock on.

Hull.
Identified on the Beeb this morning as the worst place in the country.

City of Culture 2017 to you, pleb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXJkDgBUR9c

Presumably that is why they kicked you out and you have
to slum around the world until they let you back in again.

Rather like what happened in Brazil with the Olympics when the
kicked the dregs out of Rio while the Olympics were in progress.

On Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:01:12 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:


Presumably that is why they kicked you out and you have
to slum around the world until they let you back in again.

Yes - I have been banished to deepest Swanland.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swanland

"David Lang" wrote in message
...
On 13/10/2016 07:55, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 07:51:47 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
"Tim Watts" wrote in message
...
On 13/10/16 07:13, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 07:07:24 UTC+1, Andy Burns wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:

Ticket machine was unlit and so I didn't see it.

Regardless of the various signs, who expects any railway car-park to
be
free these days?

Hessle and Ferriby are nearby and are both free.
See them in court.


Good luck with that!

Can you cite any case law (or appeal cases) where an unlit machine and
signage got the bloke off? If not, best give up now...

Makes more sense to represent yourself in court and hope you
might strike a magistrate who has a clue about the basics.

Yes - well I won't be paying for a brief if it gets that far anyway.
Just ordered a new suit for the day - always planning ahead!

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client

So stupid it hasnt even noticed that that was always just another lawyers'
scam.

"Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote in message
...
Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:33:46 UTC+1, harry wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 12:17:57 UTC+1, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 10:57:33 UTC+1, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

It's Hull for spot on, old chap.
That acidity result I just reported was cock on.

Hull.
Identified on the Beeb this morning as the worst place in the
country.

City of Culture 2017 to you, pleb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXJkDgBUR9c

Been there, it's a ********.

Everything is a ******** when you are there, you're the ****.

Simon Mason wrote
Rod Speed wrote

Here is my latest gadget - a GPS that has USA, OZ, NZ and SA.
Perfect for cruises.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuoG2JTXgAAc0TN.jpg

Makes much more sense to use a decent smartphone and google maps.
That way you get full street view even in the wilds of russia etc.

Yes - I believe there are loads of Samsungs going cheap now.
Mind you, I don't want my arse pocket catching fire in the Big Apple.

None of the iphones catch fire.

On 13/10/2016 11:11, Chris Bartram wrote:
On 13/10/2016 10:57, Mike Tomlinson wrote:


On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

"I parked accurately within a marked bay", I think.

Indeed. So he can see well enough in the pitch dark to be able to park
accurately, but not well enough to see the ticket machine!
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Simon Mason wrote
Rod Speed wrote

Presumably that is why they kicked you out and you have
to slum around the world until they let you back in again.

Yes - I have been banished to deepest Swanland.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swanland

And they have all been issued with mirror sunnys
so they dont have to see the beer gut and tits.

Simon Mason Wrote in message:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:01:12 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:


Presumably that is why they kicked you out and you have
to slum around the world until they let you back in again.

Yes - I have been banished to deepest Swanland.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swanland


You don't mean Swanland, voted one of the best villages to live in
in the UK?
The village regularly receiving village in bloom awards and noted
for its picturesque centre with well maintained wild life
pond?
The village depicted on its website http://www.swanland.info/ once
host to Mr ARW himself?

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"Roger Mills" wrote in message
...
On 13/10/2016 11:11, Chris Bartram wrote:
On 13/10/2016 10:57, Mike Tomlinson wrote:


On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

"I parked accurately within a marked bay", I think.

Indeed. So he can see well enough in the pitch dark to be able to park
accurately,

Not hard with the headlights on.

but not well enough to see the ticket machine!

The headlights didn’t illuminate that.

On Thu, 13 Oct 2016 20:50:13 +0100 (GMT+01:00), TheChief
wrote:

Simon Mason Wrote in message:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 20:01:12 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:


Presumably that is why they kicked you out and you have
to slum around the world until they let you back in again.

Yes - I have been banished to deepest Swanland.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swanland


You don't mean Swanland, voted one of the best villages to live in
in the UK?
The village regularly receiving village in bloom awards and noted
for its picturesque centre with well maintained wild life
pond?
The village depicted on its website http://www.swanland.info/ once
host to Mr ARW himself?


I liked Swanland. Very nice. It made a nice change from working in the
******** of Anlaby


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On Thu, 13 Oct 2016 20:09:07 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote in message
...
Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:33:46 UTC+1, harry wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 12:17:57 UTC+1, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 10:57:33 UTC+1, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

It's Hull for spot on, old chap.
That acidity result I just reported was cock on.

Hull.
Identified on the Beeb this morning as the worst place in the
country.

City of Culture 2017 to you, pleb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXJkDgBUR9c

Been there, it's a ********.

Everything is a ******** when you are there, you're the ****.

Is he the only caucasian to ever have been kicked out of Australia?

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"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

On Thursday, 13 October 2016 21:58:54 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
host to Mr ARW himself?


I liked Swanland. Very nice. It made a nice change from working in the
******** of Anlaby


`Anlaby Common is just Hull with different bins.

"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message
news
On Thu, 13 Oct 2016 20:09:07 +0100, Rod Speed
wrote:



"Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote in message
...
Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 17:33:46 UTC+1, harry wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 12:17:57 UTC+1, Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, 13 October 2016 10:57:33 UTC+1, Mike Tomlinson wrote:
On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

It's Hull for spot on, old chap.
That acidity result I just reported was cock on.

Hull.
Identified on the Beeb this morning as the worst place in the
country.

City of Culture 2017 to you, pleb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXJkDgBUR9c

Been there, it's a ********.

Everything is a ******** when you are there, you're the ****.

Is he the only caucasian to ever have been kicked out of Australia?

Nope, we kick out hordes of illegal caucasians and lots
of you poms that end up with criminal convictions too.