"Roger Mills" wrote in message
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On 13/10/2016 11:11, Chris Bartram wrote:
On 13/10/2016 10:57, Mike Tomlinson wrote:


On 13/10/2016 00:51, Simon Mason wrote:

Parked cock on box wise

wtf does this even mean?

"I parked accurately within a marked bay", I think.

Indeed. So he can see well enough in the pitch dark to be able to park
accurately,

Not hard with the headlights on.

but not well enough to see the ticket machine!

The headlights didn’t illuminate that.