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On 8/1/2016 5:11 PM, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL Paid by the joint? By the hour? |
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On 8/1/2016 5:50 PM, newshound wrote:
On 8/1/2016 5:11 PM, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL Paid by the joint? By the hour? One of Adam's ex-apprentices? |
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... On 8/1/2016 5:50 PM, newshound wrote: On 8/1/2016 5:11 PM, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL Paid by the joint? By the hour? One of Adam's ex-apprentices? There will two more ex-apprentices if I get my way. -- Adam |
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Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL Probably a handrail for height-challenged people such as yourself. Or In other words - short arses. |
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On Monday, 1 August 2016 17:11:18 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL Shouldn't it discharge below the gulley? Owain |
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Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, also the plumbing appears to be steel |
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:27:51 +0100, Phil L wrote:
wrote: On Monday, 1 August 2016 17:11:18 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL Shouldn't it discharge below the gulley? Not really as water tends not to climb over 3 inches of concrete to get into the gulley. I assume he meant inside it, directly below. -- A can of diet coke floats in water, but a can of regular coke sinks. |
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. -- Apparently Jimmy Savile isn't dead, he was recently seen off the Scarborough coast bobbing up and down on a small buoy. |
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. |
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L wrote:
James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece What makes you think it's a ********? also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. It's butane you idiot, it sinks. -- Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. |
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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L wrote: James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece What makes you think it's a ********? Only a ******** would have such an abortion. also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. It's butane you idiot, it sinks. Old gas pipes weren't butane. |
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:57:03 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L wrote: James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece What makes you think it's a ********? Only a ******** would have such an abortion. There must be crap plumbers everywhere. also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. It's butane you idiot, it sinks. Old gas pipes weren't butane. I was using poetic license. -- We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart -- H. L. Mencken |
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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:57:03 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L wrote: James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece What makes you think it's a ********? Only a ******** would have such an abortion. There must be crap plumbers everywhere. Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion. also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. It's butane you idiot, it sinks. Old gas pipes weren't butane. I was using poetic license. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. |
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:11:10 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:57:03 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L wrote: James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece What makes you think it's a ********? Only a ******** would have such an abortion. There must be crap plumbers everywhere. Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion. Nope, it happens everywhere. also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. It's butane you idiot, it sinks. Old gas pipes weren't butane. I was using poetic license. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. I made a joke and it went right over your head. -- Plan A is always more effective when the device you are working on understands that Plan B involves either a large hammer or a screwdriver. |
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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:11:10 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:57:03 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L wrote: James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece What makes you think it's a ********? Only a ******** would have such an abortion. There must be crap plumbers everywhere. Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion. Nope, it happens everywhere. Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in Britain. also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. It's butane you idiot, it sinks. Old gas pipes weren't butane. I was using poetic license. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. I made a joke and it went right over your head. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. |
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:38:40 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:11:10 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:57:03 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L wrote: James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece What makes you think it's a ********? Only a ******** would have such an abortion. There must be crap plumbers everywhere. Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion. Nope, it happens everywhere. Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in Britain. Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country each is from. also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. It's butane you idiot, it sinks. Old gas pipes weren't butane. I was using poetic license. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. I made a joke and it went right over your head. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Get your head out of the sand. -- An Ohio teen has pleaded innocent to stealing his mother's credit card to pay for a friend's breast enlargement surgery. Police say it's lucky they caught the guy quickly; otherwise, it may have turned into a bigger bust. |
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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:38:40 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:11:10 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:57:03 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L wrote: James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece What makes you think it's a ********? Only a ******** would have such an abortion. There must be crap plumbers everywhere. Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion. Nope, it happens everywhere. Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in Britain. Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country each is from. But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain. also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. It's butane you idiot, it sinks. Old gas pipes weren't butane. I was using poetic license. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. I made a joke and it went right over your head. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Get your head out of the sand. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. |
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:19:35 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:38:40 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:11:10 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:57:03 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L wrote: James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece What makes you think it's a ********? Only a ******** would have such an abortion. There must be crap plumbers everywhere. Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion. Nope, it happens everywhere. Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in Britain. Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country each is from. But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain. What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain? also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. It's butane you idiot, it sinks. Old gas pipes weren't butane. I was using poetic license. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. I made a joke and it went right over your head. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Get your head out of the sand. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Re-engage your brain and stop using cut and paste. -- How do you play Iraqi bingo? B-52...F-16...B-2 |
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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:19:35 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:38:40 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:11:10 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:57:03 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L wrote: James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece What makes you think it's a ********? Only a ******** would have such an abortion. There must be crap plumbers everywhere. Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion. Nope, it happens everywhere. Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in Britain. Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country each is from. But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain. What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain? Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s. also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. It's butane you idiot, it sinks. Old gas pipes weren't butane. I was using poetic license. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. I made a joke and it went right over your head. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Get your head out of the sand. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Re-engage your brain and stop using cut and paste. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. |
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On Monday, 1 August 2016 20:27:58 UTC+1, Phil L wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, also the plumbing appears to be steel Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK. |
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On 8/2/2016 8:28 AM, harry wrote:
On Monday, 1 August 2016 20:27:58 UTC+1, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, also the plumbing appears to be steel Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK. There's a fair bit of work gone into that. All those threads need to be tapped (or is it died?). |
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harry writes: On Monday, 1 August 2016 20:27:58 UTC+1, Phil L wrote: It's not in this country judging by the step construction, also the plumbing appears to be steel Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK. 10+ years ago, I was in a building trades FE college, and they were teaching steel pipework on a plumbing course. For the practical, there was a row of perhaps 10 small rooms built in the warehouse, all with open fronts for easy access. The task was obviously to plumb in two radiators using steel pipework. As you stood and looked down all the rooms through the open fronts, you could see every one had the radiators installed with a different degree of wonkyness. They did mostly have the pipe runs horizontal and vertical, but hadn't got the vertical radiator tails the correct lengths. I couldn't help laughing. The students were not there at the time. -- Andrew Gabriel [email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup] |
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Phil L wrote Mr Pounder Esquire wrote There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, also the plumbing appears to be steel Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK. But that type of stair construction isnt. |
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:50:19 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:19:35 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:38:40 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:11:10 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:57:03 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L wrote: James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece What makes you think it's a ********? Only a ******** would have such an abortion. There must be crap plumbers everywhere. Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion. Nope, it happens everywhere. Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in Britain. Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country each is from. But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain. What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain? Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s. If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be plumbing like that in Britain. also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. It's butane you idiot, it sinks. Old gas pipes weren't butane. I was using poetic license. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. I made a joke and it went right over your head. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Get your head out of the sand. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Re-engage your brain and stop using cut and paste. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. I will have to assume you have no brain. -- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? |
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On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 10:08:21 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:
harry wrote Phil L wrote Mr Pounder Esquire wrote There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, also the plumbing appears to be steel Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK. But that type of stair construction isnt. You can make stairs any way you want. -- Is a booby trap only dangerous for women? |
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On 02/08/2016 13:07, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:50:19 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: I will have to assume you have no brain. Is the correct answer. -- Dave - The Medway Handyman |
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On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 15:54:52 +0100, David Lang wrote:
On 02/08/2016 13:07, James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:50:19 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: I will have to assume you have no brain. Is the correct answer. That is most unfair, maybe he just overdosed on the grog :-) -- Attila the Hun died during a bout of rough sex where his partner broke his nose causing a haemorrhage. |
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On 02/08/2016 16:09, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 15:54:52 +0100, David Lang wrote: On 02/08/2016 13:07, James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:50:19 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: I will have to assume you have no brain. Is the correct answer. That is most unfair, maybe he just overdosed on the grog :-) Trust me, he's always like that..... -- Dave - The Medway Handyman |
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On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 18:07:09 +0100, David Lang wrote:
On 02/08/2016 16:09, James Wilkinson wrote: On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 15:54:52 +0100, David Lang wrote: On 02/08/2016 13:07, James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:50:19 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: I will have to assume you have no brain. Is the correct answer. That is most unfair, maybe he just overdosed on the grog :-) Trust me, he's always like that..... Aussie culture innit? -- The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as "English Weather". Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as "Muslim Weather" - (Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite). |
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On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 18:07:09 +0100, David Lang wrote:
On 02/08/2016 16:09, James Wilkinson wrote: On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 15:54:52 +0100, David Lang wrote: On 02/08/2016 13:07, James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:50:19 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: I will have to assume you have no brain. Is the correct answer. That is most unfair, maybe he just overdosed on the grog :-) Trust me, he's always like that..... Aussie culture innit? -- The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as "English Weather". Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as "Muslim Weather" - (Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite). |
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On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 18:07:09 +0100, David Lang wrote:
On 02/08/2016 16:09, James Wilkinson wrote: On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 15:54:52 +0100, David Lang wrote: On 02/08/2016 13:07, James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:50:19 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: I will have to assume you have no brain. Is the correct answer. That is most unfair, maybe he just overdosed on the grog :-) Trust me, he's always like that..... Aussie culture innit? -- The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as "English Weather". Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as "Muslim Weather" - (Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite). |
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On Tuesday, 2 August 2016 18:07:11 UTC+1, David Lang wrote:
On 02/08/2016 16:09, James Wilkinson wrote: On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 15:54:52 +0100, David Lang wrote: On 02/08/2016 13:07, James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:50:19 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: I will have to assume you have no brain. Is the correct answer. That is most unfair, maybe he just overdosed on the grog :-) Trust me, he's always like that..... or worse. NT |
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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:50:19 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:19:35 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:38:40 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:11:10 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:57:03 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L wrote: James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece What makes you think it's a ********? Only a ******** would have such an abortion. There must be crap plumbers everywhere. Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion. Nope, it happens everywhere. Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in Britain. Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country each is from. But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain. What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain? Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s. If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be plumbing like that in Britain. Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like that construction. also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. It's butane you idiot, it sinks. Old gas pipes weren't butane. I was using poetic license. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. I made a joke and it went right over your head. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Get your head out of the sand. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Re-engage your brain and stop using cut and paste. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. I will have to assume you have no brain. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. |
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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 10:08:21 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: harry wrote Phil L wrote Mr Pounder Esquire wrote There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, also the plumbing appears to be steel Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK. But that type of stair construction isnt. You can make stairs any way you want. And no one in Britain does the stairs that way, essentially because the marble to do it that way is too expensive there. |
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On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 19:47:59 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:50:19 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:19:35 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:38:40 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:11:10 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:57:03 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L wrote: James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece What makes you think it's a ********? Only a ******** would have such an abortion. There must be crap plumbers everywhere. Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion. Nope, it happens everywhere. Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in Britain. Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country each is from. But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain. What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain? Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s. If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be plumbing like that in Britain. Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like that construction. Have you seen every single one? also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. It's butane you idiot, it sinks. Old gas pipes weren't butane. I was using poetic license. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. I made a joke and it went right over your head. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Get your head out of the sand. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Re-engage your brain and stop using cut and paste. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. I will have to assume you have no brain. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Could someone kick Rod? He's stuck again! -- "Okay, okay, I take it back! Un**** you!" |
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On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 19:49:15 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 10:08:21 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: harry wrote Phil L wrote Mr Pounder Esquire wrote There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, also the plumbing appears to be steel Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK. But that type of stair construction isnt. You can make stairs any way you want. And no one in Britain does the stairs that way, essentially because the marble to do it that way is too expensive there. It's not that expensive, I see it used all over. -- It is impossible to hold a sandwich between your elbows and eat it. |
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 17:11:02 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It could be a baffle to slow the water down. -- Doctor: "Ask the accident victim his name so we can notify his family." Nurse: "I did! He said his family already knows his name." |
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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 19:47:59 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:50:19 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:19:35 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:38:40 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:11:10 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:57:03 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L wrote: James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L wrote: Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: There just has to be a better way. http://imgur.com/a/JpODL It's not in this country judging by the step construction, I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that anywhere in the entire UK. Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks like a ********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey and Greece What makes you think it's a ********? Only a ******** would have such an abortion. There must be crap plumbers everywhere. Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion. Nope, it happens everywhere. Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in Britain. Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country each is from. But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain. What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain? Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s. If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be plumbing like that in Britain. Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like that construction. Have you seen every single one? Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that in Britain. also the plumbing appears to be steel I've seen old gas pipes like that. Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a drain though. It's butane you idiot, it sinks. Old gas pipes weren't butane. I was using poetic license. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. I made a joke and it went right over your head. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Get your head out of the sand. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Re-engage your brain and stop using cut and paste. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. I will have to assume you have no brain. You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. Could someone kick Rod? He's stuck again! You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag. |
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