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harry wrote
Phil L wrote
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote

There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,
also the plumbing appears to be steel

Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK.

But that type of stair construction isnt.

You can make stairs any way you want.


And no one in Britain does the stairs that way, essentially
because the marble to do it that way is too expensive there.


It's not that expensive, I see it used all over.


Not on grotty stairs like that you haven't.

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James Wilkinson wrote:
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Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,

I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that
anywhere
in
the entire UK.

Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks
like
a
********? - marble is far more common in places like
Turkey and
Greece

What makes you think it's a ********?

Only a ******** would have such an abortion.

There must be crap plumbers everywhere.

Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion.

Nope, it happens everywhere.

Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in
Britain.

Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country
each is
from.

But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain.

What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain?

Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s.

If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be
plumbing
like that in Britain.

Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like that
construction.


Have you seen every single one?


Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that in
Britain.

also the plumbing appears to be steel

I've seen old gas pipes like that.

Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a
drain
though.

It's butane you idiot, it sinks.

Old gas pipes weren't butane.

I was using poetic license.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper
bag.

I made a joke and it went right over your head.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Get your head out of the sand.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Re-engage your brain and stop using cut and paste.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

I will have to assume you have no brain.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.


Could someone kick Rod? He's stuck again!


You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

You have a very limited vocabulary. The sort I would expect of a 3 year
old, and a similar form of childish behaviour to boot.

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harry wrote
Phil L wrote
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote

There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,
also the plumbing appears to be steel

Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK.

But that type of stair construction isnt.

You can make stairs any way you want.

And no one in Britain does the stairs that way, essentially
because the marble to do it that way is too expensive there.


It's not that expensive, I see it used all over.


Not on grotty stairs like that you haven't.


Why do you call them grotty?

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James Wilkinson wrote:
On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L

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Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,

I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that
anywhere
in
the entire UK.

Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks
like
a
********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey
and
Greece

What makes you think it's a ********?

Only a ******** would have such an abortion.

There must be crap plumbers everywhere.

Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion.

Nope, it happens everywhere.

Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in Britain.

Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country each is
from.

But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain.

What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain?

Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s.

If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be
plumbing
like that in Britain.

Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like that
construction.


Have you seen every single one?


Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that in
Britain.


There is no reason marble would cost more here.

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James Wilkinson wrote:
On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L

wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step
construction,

I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that
anywhere
in
the entire UK.

Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks
like
a
********? - marble is far more common in places like
Turkey and
Greece

What makes you think it's a ********?

Only a ******** would have such an abortion.

There must be crap plumbers everywhere.

Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion.

Nope, it happens everywhere.

Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in
Britain.

Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country
each is
from.

But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain.

What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain?

Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s.

If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be
plumbing
like that in Britain.

Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like that
construction.

Have you seen every single one?


Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that in
Britain.

also the plumbing appears to be steel

I've seen old gas pipes like that.

Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into
a
drain
though.

It's butane you idiot, it sinks.

Old gas pipes weren't butane.

I was using poetic license.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper
bag.

I made a joke and it went right over your head.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Get your head out of the sand.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Re-engage your brain and stop using cut and paste.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

I will have to assume you have no brain.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Could someone kick Rod? He's stuck again!


You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

You have a very limited vocabulary. The sort I would expect of a 3 year
old, and a similar form of childish behaviour to boot.


Is this where I'm sposed to curl up and die or sumfin ?

Soorree...needs something...



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harry wrote
Phil L wrote
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote

There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,
also the plumbing appears to be steel

Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK.

But that type of stair construction isnt.

You can make stairs any way you want.

And no one in Britain does the stairs that way, essentially
because the marble to do it that way is too expensive there.

It's not that expensive, I see it used all over.


Not on grotty stairs like that you haven't.


Why do you call them grotty?


No where else would such an utter abortion of plumbing be tolerated.

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news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L

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James Wilkinson wrote:
On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L

wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step
construction,

I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that
anywhere
in
the entire UK.

Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks
like
a
********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey
and
Greece

What makes you think it's a ********?

Only a ******** would have such an abortion.

There must be crap plumbers everywhere.

Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion.

Nope, it happens everywhere.

Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in
Britain.

Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country each
is
from.

But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain.

What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain?

Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s.

If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be
plumbing
like that in Britain.

Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like that
construction.

Have you seen every single one?


Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that in
Britain.


There is no reason marble would cost more here.


Corse there is, there is **** all in the way of local sources of it.

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news On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:24:10 +0100, Phil L

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James Wilkinson wrote:
On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L

wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step
construction,

I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that
anywhere
in
the entire UK.

Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks
like
a
********? - marble is far more common in places like
Turkey and
Greece

What makes you think it's a ********?

Only a ******** would have such an abortion.

There must be crap plumbers everywhere.

Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion.

Nope, it happens everywhere.

Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in
Britain.

Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country
each is
from.

But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain.

What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain?

Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s.

If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be
plumbing
like that in Britain.

Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like that
construction.

Have you seen every single one?

Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that in
Britain.

also the plumbing appears to be steel

I've seen old gas pipes like that.

Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into
a
drain
though.

It's butane you idiot, it sinks.

Old gas pipes weren't butane.

I was using poetic license.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper
bag.

I made a joke and it went right over your head.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Get your head out of the sand.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Re-engage your brain and stop using cut and paste.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

I will have to assume you have no brain.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Could someone kick Rod? He's stuck again!

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

You have a very limited vocabulary. The sort I would expect of a 3 year
old, and a similar form of childish behaviour to boot.


Is this where I'm sposed to curl up and die or sumfin ?


It's "supposed".

Soorree...needs something...


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harry wrote
Phil L wrote
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote

There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,
also the plumbing appears to be steel

Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK.

But that type of stair construction isnt.

You can make stairs any way you want.

And no one in Britain does the stairs that way, essentially
because the marble to do it that way is too expensive there.

It's not that expensive, I see it used all over.

Not on grotty stairs like that you haven't.


Why do you call them grotty?


No where else would such an utter abortion of plumbing be tolerated.


There are stupid plumbers everywhere. Ask Adam.

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James Wilkinson wrote:
On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L

wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step
construction,

I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that
anywhere
in
the entire UK.

Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks
like
a
********? - marble is far more common in places like Turkey
and
Greece

What makes you think it's a ********?

Only a ******** would have such an abortion.

There must be crap plumbers everywhere.

Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion.

Nope, it happens everywhere.

Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in
Britain.

Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country each
is
from.

But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain.

What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain?

Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s.

If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be
plumbing
like that in Britain.

Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like that
construction.

Have you seen every single one?

Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that in
Britain.


There is no reason marble would cost more here.


Corse there is, there is **** all in the way of local sources of it.


http://www.marble-city.co.uk

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sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
'Then you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready,' the customs
officer said. The elderly gentleman replied, 'The last time I was here, I
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harry wrote
Phil L wrote
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote

There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,
also the plumbing appears to be steel

Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK.

But that type of stair construction isnt.

You can make stairs any way you want.

And no one in Britain does the stairs that way, essentially
because the marble to do it that way is too expensive there.

It's not that expensive, I see it used all over.

Not on grotty stairs like that you haven't.

Why do you call them grotty?


No where else would such an utter abortion of plumbing be tolerated.


There are stupid plumbers everywhere. Ask Adam.


There are **** all who would pay for an abortion like that.

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James Wilkinson wrote:
On Mon, 01 Aug 2016 20:28:33 +0100, Phil L

wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step
construction,

I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that
anywhere
in
the entire UK.

Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what
looks
like
a
********? - marble is far more common in places like
Turkey
and
Greece

What makes you think it's a ********?

Only a ******** would have such an abortion.

There must be crap plumbers everywhere.

Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion.

Nope, it happens everywhere.

Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in
Britain.

Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country
each
is
from.

But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain.

What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain?

Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s.

If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be
plumbing
like that in Britain.

Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like that
construction.

Have you seen every single one?

Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that in
Britain.

There is no reason marble would cost more here.


Corse there is, there is **** all in the way of local sources of it.


http://www.marble-city.co.uk


Pity about the price for stairs done like that.

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harry wrote
Phil L wrote
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote

There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,
also the plumbing appears to be steel

Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK.

But that type of stair construction isnt.

You can make stairs any way you want.

And no one in Britain does the stairs that way, essentially
because the marble to do it that way is too expensive there.

It's not that expensive, I see it used all over.

Not on grotty stairs like that you haven't.

Why do you call them grotty?

No where else would such an utter abortion of plumbing be tolerated.


There are stupid plumbers everywhere. Ask Adam.


There are **** all who would pay for an abortion like that.


Who says the plumber got paid or the job is complete?

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There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step
construction,

I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that
anywhere
in
the entire UK.

Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what
looks
like
a
********? - marble is far more common in places like
Turkey
and
Greece

What makes you think it's a ********?

Only a ******** would have such an abortion.

There must be crap plumbers everywhere.

Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion.

Nope, it happens everywhere.

Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in
Britain.

Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country
each
is
from.

But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain.

What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain?

Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s.

If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be
plumbing
like that in Britain.

Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like that
construction.

Have you seen every single one?

Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that in
Britain.

There is no reason marble would cost more here.

Corse there is, there is **** all in the way of local sources of it.


http://www.marble-city.co.uk


Pity about the price for stairs done like that.


Can't be much more than a bathroom.

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Phil L wrote
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote

There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,
also the plumbing appears to be steel

Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK.

But that type of stair construction isnt.

You can make stairs any way you want.

And no one in Britain does the stairs that way, essentially
because the marble to do it that way is too expensive there.

It's not that expensive, I see it used all over.

Not on grotty stairs like that you haven't.

Why do you call them grotty?

No where else would such an utter abortion of plumbing be tolerated.

There are stupid plumbers everywhere. Ask Adam.


There are **** all who would pay for an abortion like that.


Who says the plumber got paid or the job is complete?


Some with fancy expensive stairs like that in Britain
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There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step
construction,

I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that
anywhere
in
the entire UK.

Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what
looks
like
a
********? - marble is far more common in places like
Turkey
and
Greece

What makes you think it's a ********?

Only a ******** would have such an abortion.

There must be crap plumbers everywhere.

Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion.

Nope, it happens everywhere.

Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in
Britain.

Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country
each
is
from.

But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain.

What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain?

Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s.

If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be
plumbing
like that in Britain.

Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like that
construction.

Have you seen every single one?

Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that
in
Britain.

There is no reason marble would cost more here.

Corse there is, there is **** all in the way of local sources of it.

http://www.marble-city.co.uk


Pity about the price for stairs done like that.


Can't be much more than a bathroom.


No one in Britain pay more for a short set of stairs like
that than for a bathroom and then allows an abortion
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There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,

I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that
anywhere
in
the entire UK.

Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what looks
like
a
********? - marble is far more common in places like
Turkey and
Greece

What makes you think it's a ********?

Only a ******** would have such an abortion.

There must be crap plumbers everywhere.

Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion.

Nope, it happens everywhere.

Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in
Britain.

Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country
each is
from.

But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain.

What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain?

Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s.

If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be
plumbing
like that in Britain.

Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like that
construction.


Have you seen every single one?


Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that in
Britain.

also the plumbing appears to be steel

I've seen old gas pipes like that.

Yeah me too, not many of them were open ended and ran into a
drain
though.

It's butane you idiot, it sinks.

Old gas pipes weren't butane.

I was using poetic license.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper
bag.

I made a joke and it went right over your head.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Get your head out of the sand.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Re-engage your brain and stop using cut and paste.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

I will have to assume you have no brain.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.


Could someone kick Rod? He's stuck again!


You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.


Standard halfwit reply.


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You have a very limited vocabulary. The sort I would expect of a 3 year
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Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that in
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There is no reason marble would cost more here.

Please stop confusing Speed with facts.


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Corse there is, there is **** all in the way of local sources of it.

http://www.marble-city.co.uk


Pity about the price for stairs done like that.


Can't be much more than a bathroom.

Speed doesn't have a bathroom, he has a dunny.

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harry wrote
Phil L wrote
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote

There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,
also the plumbing appears to be steel

Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the UK.

But that type of stair construction isnt.

You can make stairs any way you want.

And no one in Britain does the stairs that way, essentially
because the marble to do it that way is too expensive there.

It's not that expensive, I see it used all over.

Not on grotty stairs like that you haven't.

Why do you call them grotty?

No where else would such an utter abortion of plumbing be tolerated.

There are stupid plumbers everywhere. Ask Adam.

There are **** all who would pay for an abortion like that.


Who says the plumber got paid or the job is complete?


Some with fancy expensive stairs like that in Britain
would have got that abortion ripped out and replaced.


It's in a public place. You're clearly not familiar with councils in the UK.

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You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Get your head out of the sand.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Re-engage your brain and stop using cut and paste.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

I will have to assume you have no brain.

You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Could someone kick Rod? He's stuck again!


You never could bull**** and lie your way out of a wet paper bag.

Standard halfwit reply.


I disagree. I vote for quarterwit.

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Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step
construction,

I find it hard to believe there are no steps like that
anywhere
in
the entire UK.

Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what
looks
like
a
********? - marble is far more common in places like
Turkey
and
Greece

What makes you think it's a ********?

Only a ******** would have such an abortion.

There must be crap plumbers everywhere.

Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion.

Nope, it happens everywhere.

Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in
Britain.

Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country
each
is
from.

But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain.

What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain?

Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s.

If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be
plumbing
like that in Britain.

Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like that
construction.

Have you seen every single one?

Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that
in
Britain.

There is no reason marble would cost more here.

Corse there is, there is **** all in the way of local sources of it.

http://www.marble-city.co.uk

Pity about the price for stairs done like that.


Can't be much more than a bathroom.


No one in Britain pay more for a short set of stairs like
that than for a bathroom


Councils waste money. Or it could be in front of a fancy business block.

and then allows an abortion like that plumbing to stay there.


Who says it stayed?

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Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that in
Britain.


There is no reason marble would cost more here.

Please stop confusing Speed with facts.


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Corse there is, there is **** all in the way of local sources of it.

http://www.marble-city.co.uk

Pity about the price for stairs done like that.


Can't be much more than a bathroom.

Speed doesn't have a bathroom, he has a dunny.


Do they still have them outside down there?

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Phil L wrote
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote

There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,
also the plumbing appears to be steel

Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the
UK.

But that type of stair construction isnt.

You can make stairs any way you want.

And no one in Britain does the stairs that way, essentially
because the marble to do it that way is too expensive there.

It's not that expensive, I see it used all over.

Not on grotty stairs like that you haven't.

Why do you call them grotty?

No where else would such an utter abortion of plumbing be tolerated.

There are stupid plumbers everywhere. Ask Adam.

There are **** all who would pay for an abortion like that.

Who says the plumber got paid or the job is complete?


Some with fancy expensive stairs like that in Britain
would have got that abortion ripped out and replaced.


It's in a public place.


You don't know where it is.

You're clearly not familiar with councils in the UK.


It isnt in Britain.

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There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step
construction,

I find it hard to believe there are no steps like
that
anywhere
in
the entire UK.

Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what
looks
like
a
********? - marble is far more common in places like
Turkey
and
Greece

What makes you think it's a ********?

Only a ******** would have such an abortion.

There must be crap plumbers everywhere.

Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion.

Nope, it happens everywhere.

Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in
Britain.

Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country
each
is
from.

But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain.

What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain?

Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s.

If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be
plumbing
like that in Britain.

Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like
that
construction.

Have you seen every single one?

Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that
in
Britain.

There is no reason marble would cost more here.

Corse there is, there is **** all in the way of local sources of it.

http://www.marble-city.co.uk

Pity about the price for stairs done like that.

Can't be much more than a bathroom.


No one in Britain pay more for a short set of stairs like
that than for a bathroom


Councils waste money.


It isnt in Britain.

Or it could be in front of a fancy business block.


Not a chance. They'd have that ripped out and replaced.

and then allows an abortion like that plumbing to stay there.


Who says it stayed?


Who says it didn't ?

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harry wrote
Phil L wrote
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote

There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,
also the plumbing appears to be steel

Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the
UK.

But that type of stair construction isnt.

You can make stairs any way you want.

And no one in Britain does the stairs that way, essentially
because the marble to do it that way is too expensive there.

It's not that expensive, I see it used all over.

Not on grotty stairs like that you haven't.

Why do you call them grotty?

No where else would such an utter abortion of plumbing be tolerated.

There are stupid plumbers everywhere. Ask Adam.

There are **** all who would pay for an abortion like that.

Who says the plumber got paid or the job is complete?

Some with fancy expensive stairs like that in Britain
would have got that abortion ripped out and replaced.


It's in a public place.


You don't know where it is.


It clearly looks like a public place.

You're clearly not familiar with councils in the UK.


It isnt in Britain.


I never said it was, I said UK councils WOULD have allowed that abortion.

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There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step
construction,

I find it hard to believe there are no steps like
that
anywhere
in
the entire UK.

Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in what
looks
like
a
********? - marble is far more common in places like
Turkey
and
Greece

What makes you think it's a ********?

Only a ******** would have such an abortion.

There must be crap plumbers everywhere.

Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion.

Nope, it happens everywhere.

Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that in
Britain.

Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what country
each
is
from.

But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain.

What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain?

Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s.

If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will be
plumbing
like that in Britain.

Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like
that
construction.

Have you seen every single one?

Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like that
in
Britain.

There is no reason marble would cost more here.

Corse there is, there is **** all in the way of local sources of it.

http://www.marble-city.co.uk

Pity about the price for stairs done like that.

Can't be much more than a bathroom.

No one in Britain pay more for a short set of stairs like
that than for a bathroom


Councils waste money.


It isnt in Britain.


I never said it was, I was disagreeing with your conjecture that the UK wouldn't allow a plumbing abortion.

Or it could be in front of a fancy business block.


Not a chance. They'd have that ripped out and replaced.


After the photo was taken.

and then allows an abortion like that plumbing to stay there.


Who says it stayed?


Who says it didn't ?


Asking the opposite question as an answer is illogical.

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harry wrote
Phil L wrote
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote

There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,
also the plumbing appears to be steel

Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the
UK.

But that type of stair construction isnt.

You can make stairs any way you want.

And no one in Britain does the stairs that way, essentially
because the marble to do it that way is too expensive there.

It's not that expensive, I see it used all over.

Not on grotty stairs like that you haven't.

Why do you call them grotty?

No where else would such an utter abortion of plumbing be
tolerated.

There are stupid plumbers everywhere. Ask Adam.

There are **** all who would pay for an abortion like that.

Who says the plumber got paid or the job is complete?

Some with fancy expensive stairs like that in Britain
would have got that abortion ripped out and replaced.

It's in a public place.


You don't know where it is.


It clearly looks like a public place.


Nope.

You're clearly not familiar with councils in the UK.


It isnt in Britain.


I never said it was, I said UK councils WOULD have allowed that abortion.


But no one in britain would be stupid enough to leave
an utter abortion like that on such expensive stairs.

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Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step
construction,

I find it hard to believe there are no steps like
that
anywhere
in
the entire UK.

Red marble risers and black marble treads? - in
what
looks
like
a
********? - marble is far more common in places
like
Turkey
and
Greece

What makes you think it's a ********?

Only a ******** would have such an abortion.

There must be crap plumbers everywhere.

Only a ******** would let them do such an abortion.

Nope, it happens everywhere.

Then you wont have any trouble posting examples of that
in
Britain.

Most websites with that stuff on them don't say what
country
each
is
from.

But it isnt hard to work out that they arent in Britain.

What percentage of the world's population lives in Britain?

Irrelevant to how many of them are in ********s.

If you thin Britain has ********s, you must accept there will
be
plumbing
like that in Britain.

Not when none of the Brit ********s have stairs anything like
that
construction.

Have you seen every single one?

Don't need to. All I need to know is the cost of doing it like
that
in
Britain.

There is no reason marble would cost more here.

Corse there is, there is **** all in the way of local sources of
it.

http://www.marble-city.co.uk

Pity about the price for stairs done like that.

Can't be much more than a bathroom.

No one in Britain pay more for a short set of stairs like
that than for a bathroom

Councils waste money.


It isnt in Britain.


I never said it was, I was disagreeing with your conjecture that the UK
wouldn't allow a plumbing abortion.


Never said allow for longer than it takes to rip it out.

Or it could be in front of a fancy business block.


Not a chance. They'd have that ripped out and replaced.


After the photo was taken.

and then allows an abortion like that plumbing to stay there.

Who says it stayed?


Who says it didn't ?


Asking the opposite question as an answer is illogical.


Wrong, as always.

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Mr Pounder Esquire wrote

There just has to be a better way.

http://imgur.com/a/JpODL

It's not in this country judging by the step construction,
also the plumbing appears to be steel

Steel screwed pipe and fittings are freely available in the
UK.

But that type of stair construction isnt.

You can make stairs any way you want.

And no one in Britain does the stairs that way, essentially
because the marble to do it that way is too expensive there.

It's not that expensive, I see it used all over.

Not on grotty stairs like that you haven't.

Why do you call them grotty?

No where else would such an utter abortion of plumbing be
tolerated.

There are stupid plumbers everywhere. Ask Adam.

There are **** all who would pay for an abortion like that.

Who says the plumber got paid or the job is complete?

Some with fancy expensive stairs like that in Britain
would have got that abortion ripped out and replaced.

It's in a public place.

You don't know where it is.


It clearly looks like a public place.


Nope.


Yep.

You're clearly not familiar with councils in the UK.

It isnt in Britain.


I never said it was, I said UK councils WOULD have allowed that abortion.


But no one in britain would be stupid enough to leave
an utter abortion like that on such expensive stairs.


Who says they left it?
Plumber makes abortion.
Member of public spots it and takes photo.
Owners insist on plumbing correction.

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Corse there is, there is **** all in the way of local sources of
it.

http://www.marble-city.co.uk

Pity about the price for stairs done like that.

Can't be much more than a bathroom.

No one in Britain pay more for a short set of stairs like
that than for a bathroom

Councils waste money.

It isnt in Britain.


I never said it was, I was disagreeing with your conjecture that the UK
wouldn't allow a plumbing abortion.


Never said allow for longer than it takes to rip it out.


Who never didn't what? You're drunk sir.

Or it could be in front of a fancy business block.

Not a chance. They'd have that ripped out and replaced.


After the photo was taken.

and then allows an abortion like that plumbing to stay there.

Who says it stayed?

Who says it didn't ?


Asking the opposite question as an answer is illogical.


Wrong, as always.


Only in your mind.

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Corse there is, there is **** all in the way of local sources of it.

http://www.marble-city.co.uk

Pity about the price for stairs done like that.

Can't be much more than a bathroom.

Speed doesn't have a bathroom, he has a dunny.


Troll enablers are trolls themselves.


Yeah right. That's like saying the shopkeeper is a burglar for not putting in enough CCTV.

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