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Roof tiles made of bitumen?
On Friday, 8 July 2016 21:30:21 UTC+1, harry wrote:
US houses are total **** compared with any European country. Wrong. Only fit for demolition in twenty or thirty years. Any unmaintained building will be. Very poor energy performances are the norm there too. BULL****. Episode 233: Where Harry demonstates no working knowledge of the idea of different countries having different climates and different housing needs. Holy **** Harry. This is ignorant, even by your standards. |
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On Fri, 08 Jul 2016 21:30:18 +0100, harry wrote:
On Sunday, 3 July 2016 23:12:16 UTC+1, wrote: On Sunday, 3 July 2016 22:58:19 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote: I accidentally spotted some A5 sized pieces of roof felt/bitumen (like we use on garages and sheds here in the UK) on an American house, placed to look like tiles. Is that common over there and why? Shingles are probably the most common roof type there. NT US houses are total **** compared with any European country. Only fit for demolition in twenty or thirty years. Very poor energy performances are the norm there too. Doesn't matter, energy is cheaper in a country that isn't overcrowded. -- A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want. |
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Roof tiles made of bitumen?
On Mon, 04 Jul 2016 23:24:41 +0100, David Paste wrote:
On Monday, 4 July 2016 23:18:27 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote: Stick that in the middle of a city and it would be ugly. Anything "different" looks good in a scene like that, as it impinges less on the natural beauty. You asked for a good looking flat roof. You got a good looking flat roof! Relatively perhaps. -- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. |
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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 01:30:56 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 05 Jul 2016 05:59:06 +0100, harry wrote: On Monday, 4 July 2016 11:51:49 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 04 Jul 2016 11:45:23 +0100, John Rumm wrote: On 04/07/2016 10:28, Tim Watts wrote: On 03/07/16 23:27, James Wilkinson wrote: On Sun, 03 Jul 2016 23:01:07 +0100, Tim Watts wrote: On 03/07/16 22:58, James Wilkinson wrote: I accidentally spotted some A5 sized pieces of roof felt/bitumen (like we use on garages and sheds here in the UK) on an American house, placed to look like tiles. Is that common over there and why? I believe they are called asphalt shingles. Wouldn't that leak? No - they're laid like tiles - or wooden shingles. They are not used on flat roofs. The also have an advantage, they can be laid very fast since they are just nailed on to a fully boarded roof. No need for tile battens etc. With pneumatic roofing nailers, you can get a whole roof finished in a couple of hours. The big advantage is they are very light so a minimal roof structure is needed. Quick to install. Apart from that, they are ****. Especially if the house catches fire. Burns like a torch. Also proper tiles/ slates last for more then a hundred years, these last a couple of decades. Isn't the roof structure quite sturdy to be strong enough to hold itself and the ceiling up anyway? It has to be a lot more sturdy for a tiled or slate roof. The weight of the tiles can't be much more. Wrong. Prove it. Completely trivial to do that, look at any of the sites that cover the design of tiled roofs. |
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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 01:28:13 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 05 Jul 2016 06:39:33 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "harry" wrote in message ... On Monday, 4 July 2016 23:30:08 UTC+1, S Viemeister wrote: On 7/4/2016 6:08 PM, David Paste wrote: On Monday, 4 July 2016 21:29:29 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote: Show me a good looking flat roof. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallingwater It's known to have severe leakage problems. All flat roofs are a disaster (leaks) after a few years. Even sillier and Ever heard of gravity? Best to work with it. Don't get leaks with metal decking. That's one piece. Nope, metal roof decking comes in long strips about 18" wide. |
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It's the chuckle brothers again.
LMFAO. |
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On Friday, 8 July 2016 21:57:47 UTC+1, David Paste wrote:
On Friday, 8 July 2016 21:30:21 UTC+1, harry wrote: US houses are total **** compared with any European country. Wrong. Only fit for demolition in twenty or thirty years. Any unmaintained building will be. Very poor energy performances are the norm there too. BULL****. Episode 233: Where Harry demonstates no working knowledge of the idea of different countries having different climates and different housing needs. Holy **** Harry. This is ignorant, even by your standards. A few years back I took the opportunity to walk round a construction site in the US. Construction standards were total crap. Both design and workmanship. It was all about appearance. |
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"harry" wrote in message ... On Friday, 8 July 2016 21:57:47 UTC+1, David Paste wrote: On Friday, 8 July 2016 21:30:21 UTC+1, harry wrote: US houses are total **** compared with any European country. Wrong. Only fit for demolition in twenty or thirty years. Any unmaintained building will be. Very poor energy performances are the norm there too. BULL****. Episode 233: Where Harry demonstates no working knowledge of the idea of different countries having different climates and different housing needs. Holy **** Harry. This is ignorant, even by your standards. A few years back I took the opportunity to walk round a construction site in the US. Construction standards were total crap. Both design and workmanship. It was all about appearance. Even sillier than you usually manage. Just one site proves sweet **** all about anything at all. There are plenty of the best designs and builds there, just like with anywhere else. |
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On Saturday, 9 July 2016 07:09:22 UTC+1, harry wrote:
A few years back I took the opportunity to walk round a construction site in the US. Construction standards were total crap. Both design and workmanship. It was all about appearance. Now go and walk around any given building site in the UK. Then try to reconcile what you say about US standards with their needs in winter in cold places, and their needs in summer in hot places. |
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On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 01:48:17 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 01:28:13 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 05 Jul 2016 06:39:33 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "harry" wrote in message ... On Monday, 4 July 2016 23:30:08 UTC+1, S Viemeister wrote: On 7/4/2016 6:08 PM, David Paste wrote: On Monday, 4 July 2016 21:29:29 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote: Show me a good looking flat roof. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallingwater It's known to have severe leakage problems. All flat roofs are a disaster (leaks) after a few years. Even sillier and Ever heard of gravity? Best to work with it. Don't get leaks with metal decking. That's one piece. Nope, metal roof decking comes in long strips about 18" wide. Roof decking? In the UK (and the USA I believe), decking is what you stand on. It's what you make a patio out of. -- Scots are tightwads who are saving up to become Jewish. |
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On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 01:42:09 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 01:30:56 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 05 Jul 2016 05:59:06 +0100, harry wrote: On Monday, 4 July 2016 11:51:49 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote: On Mon, 04 Jul 2016 11:45:23 +0100, John Rumm wrote: On 04/07/2016 10:28, Tim Watts wrote: On 03/07/16 23:27, James Wilkinson wrote: On Sun, 03 Jul 2016 23:01:07 +0100, Tim Watts wrote: On 03/07/16 22:58, James Wilkinson wrote: I accidentally spotted some A5 sized pieces of roof felt/bitumen (like we use on garages and sheds here in the UK) on an American house, placed to look like tiles. Is that common over there and why? I believe they are called asphalt shingles. Wouldn't that leak? No - they're laid like tiles - or wooden shingles. They are not used on flat roofs. The also have an advantage, they can be laid very fast since they are just nailed on to a fully boarded roof. No need for tile battens etc. With pneumatic roofing nailers, you can get a whole roof finished in a couple of hours. The big advantage is they are very light so a minimal roof structure is needed. Quick to install. Apart from that, they are ****. Especially if the house catches fire. Burns like a torch. Also proper tiles/ slates last for more then a hundred years, these last a couple of decades. Isn't the roof structure quite sturdy to be strong enough to hold itself and the ceiling up anyway? It has to be a lot more sturdy for a tiled or slate roof. The weight of the tiles can't be much more. Wrong. Prove it. Completely trivial to do that, look at any of the sites that cover the design of tiled roofs. I'm too lazy to comply. -- Why isn;t the apostrophe next to the L? Who ever uses the semicolon??? |
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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 01:48:17 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 01:28:13 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 05 Jul 2016 06:39:33 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "harry" wrote in message ... On Monday, 4 July 2016 23:30:08 UTC+1, S Viemeister wrote: On 7/4/2016 6:08 PM, David Paste wrote: On Monday, 4 July 2016 21:29:29 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote: Show me a good looking flat roof. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallingwater It's known to have severe leakage problems. All flat roofs are a disaster (leaks) after a few years. Even sillier and Ever heard of gravity? Best to work with it. Don't get leaks with metal decking. That's one piece. Nope, metal roof decking comes in long strips about 18" wide. Roof decking? Yep. In the UK (and the USA I believe), decking is what you stand on. Wrong, as always. It's what you make a patio out of. Not METAL decking you don't. |
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On Sun, 10 Jul 2016 22:29:35 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 01:48:17 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 01:28:13 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 05 Jul 2016 06:39:33 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "harry" wrote in message ... On Monday, 4 July 2016 23:30:08 UTC+1, S Viemeister wrote: On 7/4/2016 6:08 PM, David Paste wrote: On Monday, 4 July 2016 21:29:29 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote: Show me a good looking flat roof. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallingwater It's known to have severe leakage problems. All flat roofs are a disaster (leaks) after a few years. Even sillier and Ever heard of gravity? Best to work with it. Don't get leaks with metal decking. That's one piece. Nope, metal roof decking comes in long strips about 18" wide. Roof decking? Yep. In the UK (and the USA I believe), decking is what you stand on. Wrong, as always. This is what you get if you type decking into google images: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=de...w=1455&bih=991 It's what you make a patio out of. Not METAL decking you don't. -- It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit! |
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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Sun, 10 Jul 2016 22:29:35 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 01:48:17 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 01:28:13 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 05 Jul 2016 06:39:33 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "harry" wrote in message ... On Monday, 4 July 2016 23:30:08 UTC+1, S Viemeister wrote: On 7/4/2016 6:08 PM, David Paste wrote: On Monday, 4 July 2016 21:29:29 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote: Show me a good looking flat roof. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallingwater It's known to have severe leakage problems. All flat roofs are a disaster (leaks) after a few years. Even sillier and Ever heard of gravity? Best to work with it. Don't get leaks with metal decking. That's one piece. Nope, metal roof decking comes in long strips about 18" wide. Roof decking? Yep. In the UK (and the USA I believe), decking is what you stand on. Wrong, as always. This is what you get if you type decking into google images: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=de...w=1455&bih=991 This is what you get if you type tiles into google images https://www.google.com/search?q=tiles&tbm=isch It's what you make a patio out of. Not METAL decking you don't. |
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On Tue, 12 Jul 2016 20:30:08 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Sun, 10 Jul 2016 22:29:35 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 01:48:17 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 01:28:13 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 05 Jul 2016 06:39:33 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "harry" wrote in message ... On Monday, 4 July 2016 23:30:08 UTC+1, S Viemeister wrote: On 7/4/2016 6:08 PM, David Paste wrote: On Monday, 4 July 2016 21:29:29 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote: Show me a good looking flat roof. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallingwater It's known to have severe leakage problems. All flat roofs are a disaster (leaks) after a few years. Even sillier and Ever heard of gravity? Best to work with it. Don't get leaks with metal decking. That's one piece. Nope, metal roof decking comes in long strips about 18" wide. Roof decking? Yep. In the UK (and the USA I believe), decking is what you stand on. Wrong, as always. This is what you get if you type decking into google images: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=de...w=1455&bih=991 This is what you get if you type tiles into google images https://www.google.com/search?q=tiles&tbm=isch Scroll down a bit. It's what you make a patio out of. Not METAL decking you don't. -- A can of diet coke floats in water, but a can of regular coke sinks. |
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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 12 Jul 2016 20:30:08 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Sun, 10 Jul 2016 22:29:35 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 01:48:17 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 01:28:13 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 05 Jul 2016 06:39:33 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "harry" wrote in message ... On Monday, 4 July 2016 23:30:08 UTC+1, S Viemeister wrote: On 7/4/2016 6:08 PM, David Paste wrote: On Monday, 4 July 2016 21:29:29 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote: Show me a good looking flat roof. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallingwater It's known to have severe leakage problems. All flat roofs are a disaster (leaks) after a few years. Even sillier and Ever heard of gravity? Best to work with it. Don't get leaks with metal decking. That's one piece. Nope, metal roof decking comes in long strips about 18" wide. Roof decking? Yep. In the UK (and the USA I believe), decking is what you stand on. Wrong, as always. This is what you get if you type decking into google images: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=de...w=1455&bih=991 This is what you get if you type tiles into google images https://www.google.com/search?q=tiles&tbm=isch Scroll down a bit. Just as true of yours. It's what you make a patio out of. Not METAL decking you don't. |
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Can life get any worse for me?
I'm a killer, I kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL
YOU FOR FREE !! |
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On Tue, 12 Jul 2016 21:10:39 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 12 Jul 2016 20:30:08 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Sun, 10 Jul 2016 22:29:35 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 01:48:17 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 01:28:13 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson" wrote in message news On Tue, 05 Jul 2016 06:39:33 +0100, Rod Speed wrote: "harry" wrote in message ... On Monday, 4 July 2016 23:30:08 UTC+1, S Viemeister wrote: On 7/4/2016 6:08 PM, David Paste wrote: On Monday, 4 July 2016 21:29:29 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote: Show me a good looking flat roof. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallingwater It's known to have severe leakage problems. All flat roofs are a disaster (leaks) after a few years. Even sillier and Ever heard of gravity? Best to work with it. Don't get leaks with metal decking. That's one piece. Nope, metal roof decking comes in long strips about 18" wide. Roof decking? Yep. In the UK (and the USA I believe), decking is what you stand on. Wrong, as always. This is what you get if you type decking into google images: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=de...w=1455&bih=991 This is what you get if you type tiles into google images https://www.google.com/search?q=tiles&tbm=isch Scroll down a bit. Just as true of yours. Do you know what this phrase means? "He really ****ed me off, so I decked him". -- Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. |
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