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Default Sometimes I doubt the sanity of the human race

On 28/10/2015 20:25, Bod wrote:
On 28/10/2015 20:22, Tough Guy no. 1265 wrote:
I'm driving along and end up in a queue at roadworks traffic lights.
The roadworks are literally 2-3 car lengths, and the road is straight
for a mile either side. The lights are only there to improve traffic
flow during rush hour, which it currently isn't. I'm in position 4 and
the lights are red. A car comes the other way about every minute.
After literally 5 minutes of waiting, the lights are still red, they're
clearly broken. I try the horn and nothing happens, so I get out and
knock on the window of the first car. He winds down the window and says
"Can I help you?" I say "The lights are broken, you're going to have to
go." He says "That would be illegal, I have to wait, it's red!" I use
a few swearwords and go back to my car, and everybody except him moves
back a bit then pulls round him. I heard at least 5 horns by the time I
was out of earshot.

The moral of this is, there's always one ****wit, and he's always in
front of you.

Wasn't Mr Pounder by any chance? ;-)



Hell No bod would have been Mrs Bounder, It's her car.
 
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