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I was loitering in the beer section of Morrisons and there was an
attractive woman in her thirties picking up bottles, peering at them, and putting a few in her trolley. Like all old men I will do anything to engage in conversation with passable ladies half my age, so I asked, "Having trouble choosing?" "Yes I am!" she replied. "It's for his birthday. But they've got to be on special offer or he's not having them!" "Oh, surely you can get him a few really nice ones if it's for his birthday!" She scowled at this suggestion, but I sailed on, saying grandly, "Let us broaden his horizons!" As I was pointing out various stouts and dark bitters she snapped, "He only drinks pale beers, and anyway he likes lager best. And he manages a pub so he knows his own mind." So that telled me, and chastened I went about my business, but as it happened our paths crossed in Housewares. She gave me a tiny smile and I saw that she'd taken all the bottles out of her trolley and had replaced them with a pack of Stella. Bill |
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As I was pointing out various stouts and dark bitters she snapped, "He only drinks pale beers, and anyway he likes lager best. And he manages a pub so he knows his own mind." So that telled me, and chastened I went about my business, but as it happened our paths crossed in Housewares. She gave me a tiny smile and I saw that she'd taken all the bottles out of her trolley and had replaced them with a pack of Stella. Coals to Newcastle? Chris -- Chris J Dixon Nottingham UK Plant amazing Acers. |
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"Bill Wright" wrote in message
... I was loitering in the beer section of Morrisons and there was an attractive woman in her thirties picking up bottles, peering at them, and putting a few in her trolley. Like all old men I will do anything to engage in conversation with passable ladies half my age, Half your age when she in her thirties? So that's a woman in her early thirties then:-)? Yep I agree - women in their thirtys are well shagable. -- Adam |
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If he managed a pub, seems a bit like a busman's holiday to buy him beer for
his birthday. One should be more inventive surely? A book of humorous 'spontaneous' quotes to use on staff and punters is one idea, or how about a diy relaxation DVD? Brian -- From the Sofa of Brian Gaff Reply address is active "Bill Wright" wrote in message ... I was loitering in the beer section of Morrisons and there was an attractive woman in her thirties picking up bottles, peering at them, and putting a few in her trolley. Like all old men I will do anything to engage in conversation with passable ladies half my age, so I asked, "Having trouble choosing?" "Yes I am!" she replied. "It's for his birthday. But they've got to be on special offer or he's not having them!" "Oh, surely you can get him a few really nice ones if it's for his birthday!" She scowled at this suggestion, but I sailed on, saying grandly, "Let us broaden his horizons!" As I was pointing out various stouts and dark bitters she snapped, "He only drinks pale beers, and anyway he likes lager best. And he manages a pub so he knows his own mind." So that telled me, and chastened I went about my business, but as it happened our paths crossed in Housewares. She gave me a tiny smile and I saw that she'd taken all the bottles out of her trolley and had replaced them with a pack of Stella. Bill |
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writes Yep I agree - women in their thirtys are well shagable. Isn't that an age thing? I have finally realised that the world is not full of lusty 18 year olds dreaming of nothing more than bonking a fat, bald 60+ year old. When I was 18, 50 was *old*. Now, at 62, I notice crumpet at 30+, 40+ and 50+. Yeah, there are some dogs, especially those (hypocrite alert) who need a wheelbarrow for their gut and a trailer for their arse, but there are plenty of tasty birds out there. Being a married man, I don't notice any of them, of course. -- Graeme |
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On Wed, 15 Jul 2015 20:58:06 +0100, News wrote:
In message , ARW writes Yep I agree - women in their thirtys are well shagable. Isn't that an age thing? I have finally realised that the world is not full of lusty 18 year olds dreaming of nothing more than bonking a fat, bald 60+ year old. When I was 18, 50 was *old*. Now, at 62, I notice crumpet at 30+, 40+ and 50+. Yeah, there are some dogs, especially those (hypocrite alert) who need a wheelbarrow for their gut and a trailer for their arse, but there are plenty of tasty birds out there. Couldn't agree more. Being a married man, I don't notice any of them, of course. +1 ! |
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"News" wrote in message
... In message , ARW writes Yep I agree - women in their thirtys are well shagable. Isn't that an age thing? I have finally realised that the world is not full of lusty 18 year olds dreaming of nothing more than bonking a fat, bald 60+ year old. When I was 18, 50 was *old*. Now, at 62, I notice crumpet at 30+, 40+ and 50+. Yeah, there are some dogs, especially those (hypocrite alert) who need a wheelbarrow for their gut and a trailer for their arse, but there are plenty of tasty birds out there. Being a married man, I don't notice any of them, of course. I still use the test "is her mother still shaggable?" -- Adam |
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On Thursday, 16 July 2015 20:17:52 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
"News" wrote in message ... In message , ARW writes Yep I agree - women in their thirtys are well shagable. Isn't that an age thing? I have finally realised that the world is not full of lusty 18 year olds dreaming of nothing more than bonking a fat, bald 60+ year old. When I was 18, 50 was *old*. Now, at 62, I notice crumpet at 30+, 40+ and 50+. Yeah, there are some dogs, especially those (hypocrite alert) who need a wheelbarrow for their gut and a trailer for their arse, but there are plenty of tasty birds out there. Being a married man, I don't notice any of them, of course. I still use the test "is her mother still shaggable?" Does that change if their mother has passed away ;-) |
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