When I was 14 I could used better grammar than this bimbo.


Good Afternoon Steve

Thank you for your email. We are sorry to hear about your Pressure
Washer but unfortunately, we no longer manufacture the pressure washers
they are all now obsolete so all we can advise is that to check that you
have primed the unit before switching it on by running water through
with the trigger open before the unit is switched on and check all the
connectors are screwed on correctly (including the clear inlet
filter/connector) and if you are using an extension lead unwind all the
cable from the drum or try plugging it in without using the extension
lead and also try each of your lances in case one is faulty
If there is no change then you may have either a faulty trigger or a
fault within the main motor.


Thank You
Kind Regards
Karen

Karen Flaxman
Consumer Service Advisor
Hozelock Ltd | Gardening For Life
T: +44 (0)121 313 1122 | M: | E:
W: http://www.hozelock.com/
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On 01/06/15 18:06, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
When I was 14 I could used better grammar than this bimbo.


Good Afternoon Steve

Thank you for your email. We are sorry to hear about your Pressure
Washer but unfortunately, we no longer manufacture the pressure washers
they are all now obsolete so all we can advise is that to check that you
have primed the unit before switching it on by running water through
with the trigger open before the unit is switched on and check all the
connectors are screwed on correctly (including the clear inlet
filter/connector) and if you are using an extension lead unwind all the
cable from the drum or try plugging it in without using the extension
lead and also try each of your lances in case one is faulty
If there is no change then you may have either a faulty trigger or a
fault within the main motor.


Thank You
Kind Regards
Karen


Well, that's Hozelock for you. This is why I buy Gardena hose parts

Tim Watts wrote in news:71ju3c-tbt.ln1
@squidward.dionic.net:

On 01/06/15 18:06, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
When I was 14 I could used better grammar than this bimbo.


Good Afternoon Steve

Thank you for your email. We are sorry to hear about your Pressure
Washer but unfortunately, we no longer manufacture the pressure washers
they are all now obsolete so all we can advise is that to check that you
have primed the unit before switching it on by running water through
with the trigger open before the unit is switched on and check all the
connectors are screwed on correctly (including the clear inlet
filter/connector) and if you are using an extension lead unwind all the
cable from the drum or try plugging it in without using the extension
lead and also try each of your lances in case one is faulty
If there is no change then you may have either a faulty trigger or a
fault within the main motor.


Thank You
Kind Regards
Karen


Well, that's Hozelock for you. This is why I buy Gardena hose parts



All items become obsolete and spares only need to be held for a certain
period.

On 01/06/15 19:04, DerbyBorn wrote:
Tim Watts wrote in news:71ju3c-tbt.ln1
@squidward.dionic.net:

On 01/06/15 18:06, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
When I was 14 I could used better grammar than this bimbo.


Good Afternoon Steve

Thank you for your email. We are sorry to hear about your Pressure
Washer but unfortunately, we no longer manufacture the pressure washers
they are all now obsolete so all we can advise is that to check that you
have primed the unit before switching it on by running water through
with the trigger open before the unit is switched on and check all the
connectors are screwed on correctly (including the clear inlet
filter/connector) and if you are using an extension lead unwind all the
cable from the drum or try plugging it in without using the extension
lead and also try each of your lances in case one is faulty
If there is no change then you may have either a faulty trigger or a
fault within the main motor.


Thank You
Kind Regards
Karen


Well, that's Hozelock for you. This is why I buy Gardena hose parts



All items become obsolete and spares only need to be held for a certain
period.


Woosh...

"DerbyBorn" wrote in message
2.222...
Tim Watts wrote in news:71ju3c-tbt.ln1
@squidward.dionic.net:

On 01/06/15 18:06, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
When I was 14 I could used better grammar than this bimbo.


Good Afternoon Steve

Thank you for your email. We are sorry to hear about your Pressure
Washer but unfortunately, we no longer manufacture the pressure washers
they are all now obsolete so all we can advise is that to check that you
have primed the unit before switching it on by running water through
with the trigger open before the unit is switched on and check all the
connectors are screwed on correctly (including the clear inlet
filter/connector) and if you are using an extension lead unwind all the
cable from the drum or try plugging it in without using the extension
lead and also try each of your lances in case one is faulty
If there is no change then you may have either a faulty trigger or a
fault within the main motor.


Thank You
Kind Regards
Karen


Well, that's Hozelock for you. This is why I buy Gardena hose parts



All items become obsolete and spares only need to be held for a certain
period.

Four years?
Seems that Hozelock have a reputation for the bull**** of obsolescence.

"Chris Hogg" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 01 Jun 2015 18:57:27 +0100, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 01/06/15 18:06, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
When I was 14 I could used better grammar than this bimbo.


Good Afternoon Steve

Thank you for your email. We are sorry to hear about your Pressure
Washer but unfortunately, we no longer manufacture the pressure washers
they are all now obsolete so all we can advise is that to check that you
have primed the unit before switching it on by running water through
with the trigger open before the unit is switched on and check all the
connectors are screwed on correctly (including the clear inlet
filter/connector) and if you are using an extension lead unwind all the
cable from the drum or try plugging it in without using the extension
lead and also try each of your lances in case one is faulty
If there is no change then you may have either a faulty trigger or a
fault within the main motor.


Thank You
Kind Regards
Karen


Well, that's Hozelock for you. This is why I buy Gardena hose parts

Agreed. I won't buy Hozelock items. It does surprise me that they seem
so popular, bearing in mind how useless they are. I have hose parts
with the important bits made from brass; don't know who makes them,
but they're made in Israel.

I was 1/2 way through blasting the moss off the garage roof when the old
pressure washer started to smoke.
I just nipped out to B&Q and more or less bought the first one I saw.

Chris Hogg wrote in
:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2015 18:57:27 +0100, Tim Watts
wrote:

On 01/06/15 18:06, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
When I was 14 I could used better grammar than this bimbo.


Good Afternoon Steve

Thank you for your email. We are sorry to hear about your Pressure
Washer but unfortunately, we no longer manufacture the pressure
washers they are all now obsolete so all we can advise is that to
check that you have primed the unit before switching it on by
running water through with the trigger open before the unit is
switched on and check all the connectors are screwed on correctly
(including the clear inlet filter/connector) and if you are using an
extension lead unwind all the cable from the drum or try plugging it
in without using the extension lead and also try each of your lances
in case one is faulty If there is no change then you may have either
a faulty trigger or a fault within the main motor.


Thank You
Kind Regards
Karen


Well, that's Hozelock for you. This is why I buy Gardena hose parts

Agreed. I won't buy Hozelock items. It does surprise me that they seem
so popular, bearing in mind how useless they are. I have hose parts
with the important bits made from brass; don't know who makes them,
but they're made in Israel.


Most items are merely "branded". Many brands don't have a manufacturing
capabiity.

Agreed. I won't buy Hozelock items. It does surprise me that they seem
so popular, bearing in mind how useless they are. I have hose parts
with the important bits made from brass; don't know who makes them,
but they're made in Israel.


Aldi have some brass fittings from time to time. Very heavy.

Does she also report for Newsquest local papers by any chance?
Brian

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"Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote in message
...
When I was 14 I could used better grammar than this bimbo.


Good Afternoon Steve

Thank you for your email. We are sorry to hear about your Pressure
Washer but unfortunately, we no longer manufacture the pressure washers
they are all now obsolete so all we can advise is that to check that you
have primed the unit before switching it on by running water through
with the trigger open before the unit is switched on and check all the
connectors are screwed on correctly (including the clear inlet
filter/connector) and if you are using an extension lead unwind all the
cable from the drum or try plugging it in without using the extension
lead and also try each of your lances in case one is faulty
If there is no change then you may have either a faulty trigger or a
fault within the main motor.


Thank You
Kind Regards
Karen

Karen Flaxman
Consumer Service Advisor
Hozelock Ltd | Gardening For Life
T: +44 (0)121 313 1122 | M: | E:
W: http://www.hozelock.com/
This email (which includes any attachments) is intended for the above
named only and may be confidential and/or privileged. If this email has
come to you in error you must take no action based on it. Please reply and
highlight the error then delete this email. Any opinions or information
presented in this email are those of the sender and do not necessarily
reflect the views of Hozelock Group Limited. It is your responsibility to
check any attachments for viruses and defects and to the fullest extent
permitted by law we accept no liability for any losses resulting from this
email containing viruses. This email is sent on behalf of Hozelock Group
Limited (or one of its group companies) whose details can be found at
http://www.hozelockgroup.com/

Did anyone think that Hozelock made a pressure washer? Do JCB make
batteries?
It would be a no-brand item that Hozelock marketing decided to brand and
add to their range to increase Market Presence.

On 01/06/2015 18:06, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
When I was 14 I could used better grammar than this bimbo.


Good Afternoon Steve

Thank you for your email. We are sorry to hear about your Pressure
Washer but unfortunately, we no longer manufacture the pressure washers
they are all now obsolete so all we can advise is that to check that you
have primed the unit before switching it on by running water through
with the trigger open before the unit is switched on and check all the
connectors are screwed on correctly (including the clear inlet
filter/connector) and if you are using an extension lead unwind all the
cable from the drum or try plugging it in without using the extension
lead and also try each of your lances in case one is faulty
If there is no change then you may have either a faulty trigger or a
fault within the main motor.


Thank You
Kind Regards
Karen

Karen Flaxman
Consumer Service Advisor
Hozelock Ltd | Gardening For Life
T: +44 (0)121 313 1122 | M: | E:
W: http://www.hozelock.com/
This email (which includes any attachments) is intended for the above named
only and may be confidential and/or privileged. If this email has come to
you in error you must take no action based on it. Please reply and highlight
the error then delete this email. Any opinions or information presented in
this email are those of the sender and do not necessarily reflect the views
of Hozelock Group Limited. It is your responsibility to check any
attachments for viruses and defects and to the fullest extent permitted by
law we accept no liability for any losses resulting from this email
containing viruses. This email is sent on behalf of Hozelock Group Limited
(or one of its group companies) whose details can be found at
http://www.hozelockgroup.com/



While the style is certainly not brilliant, it is easy enough to
understand and seems quite a comprehensive response.