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The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six Nicked |
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On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:18:12 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six ROFLMAO! Have we played any matches yet? -- Cheers Dave. |
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"Jabba" wrote in message ldhosting.com... Mr Pounder scribbled... The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six Nicked From where? |
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Mr Pounder scribbled...
"Jabba" wrote in message ldhosting.com... Mr Pounder scribbled... The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six Nicked From where? From you |
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On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:18:12 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six ROFLMAO! Have we played any matches yet? No, but England have lost a couple. |
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On 19/06/2014 23:19, Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:18:12 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six ROFLMAO! Have we played any matches yet? Of course we have. I don't think we got enough runs though. Or perhaps we were bowled out. -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.co.uk... On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:18:12 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six ROFLMAO! Have we played any matches yet? On our way home already I've heard. |
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On 20/06/2014 06:59, harryagain wrote:
"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.co.uk... On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:18:12 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six ROFLMAO! Have we played any matches yet? On our way home already I've heard. A series of highly unlikely things need to happen if we are to progress. Don't you just love Suarez! Even if you hate football, a craftsman at the top of his game is a joy to behold |
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"stuart noble" wrote in message ... On 20/06/2014 06:59, harryagain wrote: "Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.co.uk... On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:18:12 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six ROFLMAO! Have we played any matches yet? On our way home already I've heard. A series of highly unlikely things need to happen if we are to progress. Don't you just love Suarez! Even if you hate football, a craftsman at the top of his game is a joy to behold He certainly took a bite out of England's dreams. mark |
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On 20/06/2014 06:59, harryagain wrote:
"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.co.uk... On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:18:12 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six ROFLMAO! Have we played any matches yet? On our way home already I've heard. It is possible to go through to the next round (on paper). One more match to play, which we must win, plus Italy must win their next two matches. If that happens, then we should go through on goal difference. |
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On 20/06/2014 10:14, stuart noble wrote:
On 20/06/2014 06:59, harryagain wrote: "Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.co.uk... On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:18:12 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six ROFLMAO! Have we played any matches yet? On our way home already I've heard. A series of highly unlikely things need to happen if we are to progress. Don't you just love Suarez! Even if you hate football, a craftsman at the top of his game is a joy to behold Yes, he's arguably the best striker in the world. |
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On 20/06/14 12:59, Huge wrote:
I am utterly indifferent to the whole thing. +100 -- Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc-ra-cy) €“ a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. |
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On Friday, 20 June 2014 13:08:14 UTC+1, Bod wrote:
On 20/06/2014 06:59, harryagain wrote: "Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.co.uk... On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:18:12 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six ROFLMAO! Have we played any matches yet? On our way home already I've heard. It is possible to go through to the next round (on paper). One more match to play, which we must win, plus Italy must win their next two matches. If that happens, then we should go through on goal difference. Who's this 'we' the royal we. I don;t hate the game football, just what it has become how much it costs and the idea that it's so important. |
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On Friday, 20 June 2014 13:10:06 UTC+1, Bod wrote:
On 20/06/2014 10:14, stuart noble wrote: On 20/06/2014 06:59, harryagain wrote: "Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.co.uk... On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:18:12 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six ROFLMAO! Have we played any matches yet? On our way home already I've heard. A series of highly unlikely things need to happen if we are to progress. Don't you just love Suarez! Even if you hate football, a craftsman at the top of his game is a joy to behold Yes, he's arguably the best striker in the world. I was thinking that honour went to london underground ;-) |
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"Huge" wrote in message ... "stuart noble" wrote in message Don't you just love Suarez! Who? Even if you hate football, a craftsman at the top of his game is a joy to behold Err, no. I used to think I hated football, but recently I realised that I don't even care about it that much. I am utterly indifferent to the whole thing. You should be an avid follower like I am. The most recent match I watched was the 66 world cup final. |
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"Jabba" wrote in message ldhosting.com... Mr Pounder scribbled... "Jabba" wrote in message ldhosting.com... Mr Pounder scribbled... The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six Nicked From where? From you :-) |
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On Fri, 20 Jun 2014 05:50:41 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave wrote:
I don;t hate the game football, ... Niether do I. Went to about 25, mainly Premier League matches, last season. The only time I get almost interested is at the end of the season when the relegation/promotion teams start to be come clear. Any team south of Stoke can get relegated, any team north of Stoke promoted to make me happy. ... just what it has become how much it costs ... Well the more the great unwashed are willing to pay for it the better, their subs pay a considerable part of this households bills... ... and the idea that it's so important. That is what really bugs me about the "big events" everyone is supposed to get all excited and involved. Why? I guess the sheple just have to be have to lead. -- Cheers Dave. |
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On 20/06/2014 13:51, whisky-dave wrote:
On Friday, 20 June 2014 13:10:06 UTC+1, Bod wrote: On 20/06/2014 10:14, stuart noble wrote: On 20/06/2014 06:59, harryagain wrote: "Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.co.uk... On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:18:12 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six ROFLMAO! Have we played any matches yet? On our way home already I've heard. A series of highly unlikely things need to happen if we are to progress. Don't you just love Suarez! Even if you hate football, a craftsman at the top of his game is a joy to behold Yes, he's arguably the best striker in the world. I was thinking that honour went to london underground ;-) A close second. |
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On 20/06/14 12:59, Huge wrote:
"stuart noble" wrote in message Don't you just love Suarez! Who? Even if you hate football, a craftsman at the top of his game is a joy to behold Err, no. I used to think I hated football, but recently I realised that I don't even care about it that much. I am utterly indifferent to the whole thing. I've never watched a whole match in my life. Barring the games at school I was forced to be in. I am however looking at a scores app on my phone just so I'm not completely out of it at lunchtime when everyone's wibbling about it. |
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On 20/06/2014 13:34, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 20/06/14 12:59, Huge wrote: I am utterly indifferent to the whole thing. +100 +200 -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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On 20/06/2014 13:10, Bod wrote:
On 20/06/2014 10:14, stuart noble wrote: On 20/06/2014 06:59, harryagain wrote: "Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.co.uk... On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:18:12 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six ROFLMAO! Have we played any matches yet? On our way home already I've heard. A series of highly unlikely things need to happen if we are to progress. Don't you just love Suarez! Even if you hate football, a craftsman at the top of his game is a joy to behold Yes, he's arguably the best striker in the world. Do you need a striker for a match? :-) -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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On 20/06/2014 15:42, Huge wrote:
On 2014-06-20, Tim Watts wrote: On 20/06/14 12:59, Huge wrote: "stuart noble" wrote in message Don't you just love Suarez! Who? Even if you hate football, a craftsman at the top of his game is a joy to behold Err, no. I used to think I hated football, but recently I realised that I don't even care about it that much. I am utterly indifferent to the whole thing. I've never watched a whole match in my life. I watched the 1966 World Cup final. I missed that one. One game of football per lifetime is quite enough. Probably a little excessive IMO I've never actually *been* to a game. I hadn't even been inside a stadium until the office Christmas party was at one a few years ago. I used to go to rugby matches when I was at University. However, that probably had more to do with the drinking afterwards. Barring the games at school I was forced to be in. I bunked off games unless it was something I wanted to do. Good for a detention at my school, until cross-country running became an option (5th year I think). The master in charge used to watch us run up a hill, then go back inside the changing rooms to smoke his pipe until pupils started to return. Obviously, most of us went no further than the other side of the brow of the hill, where we waited for the keen ones to return, then waited a bit more before straggling in. I am however looking at a scores app on my phone just so I'm not completely out of it at lunchtime when everyone's wibbling about it. That makes you a raving fanatic by my standards. :-) -- Colin Bignell |
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On 20/06/2014 13:51, whisky-dave wrote:
On Friday, 20 June 2014 13:10:06 UTC+1, Bod wrote: .... Yes, he's arguably the best striker in the world. I was thinking that honour went to london underground ;-) The French are the champions at that. -- Colin Bignell |
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bm wrote: You should be an avid follower like I am. The most recent match I watched was the 66 world cup final. I saw it about a dozen times. Doing foreign language dubs at the BBC for overseas. In a part of TV centre that was still being built. And now it's been closed down. -- *I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
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"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.co.uk... On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:18:12 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six ROFLMAO! Have we played any matches yet? played two lost two, ******s why is this crap on prime time tv |
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In article , The Natural Philosopher
scribeth thus On 20/06/14 12:59, Huge wrote: I am utterly indifferent to the whole thing. +100 + 100 + 1 !... -- Tony Sayer |
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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message ... On 20/06/2014 13:34, The Natural Philosopher wrote: On 20/06/14 12:59, Huge wrote: I am utterly indifferent to the whole thing. +100 +200 +300 -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.co.uk... On Fri, 20 Jun 2014 05:50:41 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave wrote: I don;t hate the game football, ... Niether do I. Went to about 25, mainly Premier League matches, last season. The only time I get almost interested is at the end of the season when the relegation/promotion teams start to be come clear. Any team south of Stoke can get relegated, any team north of Stoke promoted to make me happy. ... just what it has become how much it costs ... Well the more the great unwashed are willing to pay for it the better, their subs pay a considerable part of this households bills... ... and the idea that it's so important. That is what really bugs me about the "big events" everyone is supposed to get all excited and involved. Why? I guess the sheple just have to be have to lead. It's sheeple and you are correct. |
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"Mark" wrote in message ... "Dave Liquorice" wrote in message ll.co.uk... On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 22:18:12 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six ROFLMAO! Have we played any matches yet? played two lost two, ******s why is this crap on prime time tv To entertain the masses. |
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On 20/06/14 15:29, Tim Watts wrote:
I've never watched a whole match in my life. Barring the games at school I was forced to be in. + 1 I am however looking at a scores app on my phone just so I'm not completely out of it at lunchtime when everyone's wibbling about it. So its you that's causing my mobile broadband to slow to a crawl this last week. -- djc |
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On 20 Jun 2014 19:15:52 GMT, Huge wrote:
I bunked off games unless it was something I wanted to do. Good for a detention at my school, One day, there were so few people at Games that they actually bothered to call the roll, only to discover there were 22 people missing. We were summoned before the The Head. I bunked off that, too, rightly assuming that they wouldn't call the roll for that. I bunked off as my school had a saturday morning session and I was determined to get that lost time back. Had to use the time productively to get parental support or at least a blind eye turned and so did jobs connected with the farm, one joyful "Sports" afternoon I was collecting logs from some woodland where dad had previously cut them and bursting out of bracken and Rhodendron with a Tractor and trailer avoiding a startled headmaster and accompanying wife and free running dog by about two feet . I couldn't stop for a chat as there was a risk of getting bogged down. Summoned to the head next morning the conversation was interesting and brief." What will your father think of you skipping off school sports" " He already knows and thinks I'm better off doing something useful and asked me to tell you that if he finds you walking your dog on our land without permission and off a lead one of you may get shot." He never bothered to summon me again. G.harman |
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On 19/06/2014 23:38, Jabba wrote:
Mr Pounder scribbled... "Jabba" wrote in message ldhosting.com... Mr Pounder scribbled... The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six Nicked From where? From you From 2010 and probably previous World Cups too. https://twitter.com/TimMontgomerie/status/16685803117 -- Reentrant |
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"Mr Pounder" wrote in message ... The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six Coleen Rooney has leapt to the defence of her husband on Twitter, telling critics that they wouldn't be able to do any better. That might be true, but I'm sure they could have done the same job for a lot less money. |
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"Reentrant" wrote in message ... On 19/06/2014 23:38, Jabba wrote: Mr Pounder scribbled... "Jabba" wrote in message ldhosting.com... Mr Pounder scribbled... The English team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," Said Jose, aged six Nicked From where? From you From 2010 and probably previous World Cups too. https://twitter.com/TimMontgomerie/status/16685803117 It has a long future ahead of it. |
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