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New Football Team
Hello. Let me introduce myself. My name is Ado Chung, I moved from
China to the United States in 2004 to seek prosperity in American capitalism. With the new year right around the corner, I have decided to venture out and seek a new business venture. Throughout 2005, I have been looking at all the options. In my search, people kept telling me "football rules". Since I tend to use the metric system, I did some study of the American system of measurements and I soon agreed that any ball which measures to be a foot, is then twelve inches long, which therefore indicates it's exactly one foot long, and thus can be measured on a standard American RULE or tape meaure. With that in mind, I came to the conclusion that it's correct to state "football rules". After careful analysis by my team of ten professional and certified analyists, I came to the conclusion that my new business venture should involve football. After spending months of late nights doing research, I came to agree that football is indeed a successful business venture with much popularity in North America. I am happy to announce that in the first quarter of 2006, I will create a new American football team. I have named this team the "North American DragonS" (NADS for short). The team is being developed as I speak. In preparation of our grand opening game, I hired sixteen of the best cheerleaders I could find. Since we are going to be a football team, I wanted our first cheer to have something to do with balls. I am proud to announce our cheer. Our professional cheerleaders have now learned their opening cheer. The words are very easy to learn. The cheer goes like this "Go Nads", Go Nads, Go Nads...... Everyone repeat after me.... Go Nads Go Nads Go Nads GO NADS |
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