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entire-first-day-back-in-office-trying-to-install-windows-81.html

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Just tickled me :-)

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On 08/02/2014 12:37, David.WE.Roberts wrote:
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Just tickled me :-)

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Amusing, but I don't believe a word of it!
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I get content not found.
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On 08/02/2014 16:38, Brian Gaff wrote:
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The URL wrapped.

Never mind, Here is the text

REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’s first day at work
in the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
Windows 8.1 upgrade.

The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates
repeatedly received an error message informing him that his PC ran into
a problem that it could not handle and needed to restart.

After failing to install the upgrade by lunchtime, Mr. Gates summoned
the new Microsoft C.E.O. Satya Nadella, who attempted to help him with
the installation, but with no success.

While the two men worked behind closed doors, one source described the
situation as “tense.”

“Bill is usually a pretty calm guy, so it was weird to hear some of that
language coming out of his mouth,” the source said.

A Microsoft spokesman said only that Mr. Gates’s first day in his new
job had been “a learning experience” and that, for the immediate future,
he would go back to running Windows 7."

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On 08/02/2014 12:37, David.WE.Roberts wrote:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blog.../gates-spends-
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Just tickled me :-)

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Priceless! You couldn't make it up! [Although, one or two have
questioned its authenticity].
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Roger Mills wrote:

On 08/02/2014 12:37, David.WE.Roberts wrote:
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spends-
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Apologies if it is here somewhere down stream.

Just tickled me :-)

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Priceless! You couldn't make it up! [Although, one or two have
questioned its authenticity].


well, it didnt end with..
His secretary then handed him a copy of Ubuntu which booted and updated
perfectly.


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On 08/02/14 22:52, Mark wrote:
Roger Mills wrote:

On 08/02/2014 12:37, David.WE.Roberts wrote:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blog...2014/02/gates-

spends-
entire-first-day-back-in-office-trying-to-install-windows-81.html

Apologies if it is here somewhere down stream.

Just tickled me :-)

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Dave R


Priceless! You couldn't make it up! [Although, one or two have
questioned its authenticity].


well, it didnt end with..
His secretary then handed him a copy of Ubuntu which booted and updated
perfectly.



ROFLMAO..

And he said 'why can't we make something this good?'

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The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 08/02/14 22:52, Mark wrote:
Roger Mills wrote:

On 08/02/2014 12:37, David.WE.Roberts wrote:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blog...2014/02/gates-

spends-
entire-first-day-back-in-office-trying-to-install-windows-81.html

Apologies if it is here somewhere down stream.

Just tickled me :-)

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Dave R

Priceless! You couldn't make it up! [Although, one or two have
questioned its authenticity].


well, it didnt end with..
His secretary then handed him a copy of Ubuntu which booted and updated
perfectly.



ROFLMAO..

And he said 'why can't we make something this good?'


Not "can't": "don't". And I suspect the answer is to be found in the
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