Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?
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Bill

On Sunday, April 21, 2013 10:47:18 PM UTC+1, Bill wrote:

Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

Are you scrooge?

NT

"Bill" wrote in message
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Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

hahahahahaha, thats made my Sunday night

Owain wrote:
On Apr 21, 10:47 pm, Bill wrote:
Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

Yes, WH Smith sell it, they call it a "receipt book" and you can get
it with 2 or 3 same-numbered sheets per ****, usually in books of 100
****s.

Cheaper to buy the Daily Express.

The online version of the Daily Express always says "Done, but with errors
on page". It's not often that IE is correct:.

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On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:47:18 +0100, Bill
wrote:

Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

www.dailymail.co.uk

On 21/04/2013 22:47, Bill wrote:

Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/no...g-toilet-paper

Colin Bignell

On 22/04/13 01:27, Nightjar wrote:
On 21/04/2013 22:47, Bill wrote:

Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/no...g-toilet-paper

Colin Bignell
I bet there's an app for that..



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On Apr 21, 10:47*pm, Bill wrote:
Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?
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Bill

Nothing stopping you putting your own numbers on with a felt tip pen.
Or is this a secret surveillance job?

Do you suspect someone is nicking your toilet paper?
Or just being extravagant?

NB, Don't forget, you will need a log book to record the numbers.

You could put a cctv camera in there to really see who's up to no good.

On 22/04/2013 01:27, Nightjar wrote:
On 21/04/2013 22:47, Bill wrote:

Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/no...g-toilet-paper

Good grief. So the answer to the OP is actually "yes"


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David

On 22/04/2013 07:48, Lobster wrote:
On 22/04/2013 01:27, Nightjar wrote:
On 21/04/2013 22:47, Bill wrote:

Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/no...g-toilet-paper

Good grief. So the answer to the OP is actually "yes"


Although I suspect he meant sequentially numbered, which I have seen
suggested (counting down) as a way to know how many sheets are left on a
roll in an enclosed holder.

Colin Bignell

On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 09:09:29 +0100, Nightjar wrote:

On 22/04/2013 07:48, Lobster wrote:
On 22/04/2013 01:27, Nightjar wrote:
On 21/04/2013 22:47, Bill wrote:

Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/no...g-toilet-paper

Good grief. So the answer to the OP is actually "yes"


Although I suspect he meant sequentially numbered, which I have seen
suggested (counting down) as a way to know how many sheets are left on a
roll in an enclosed holder.

Colin Bignell

Having wondered how long a roll lasts, I wrote the date on one but by the
time I'd finished the roll the date had faded or something.
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Peter.
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whilst religions hold sway

In article ,
Nightjar wrote:

On 21/04/2013 22:47, Bill wrote:

Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/no...g-toilet-paper

Colin Bignell

Absolutely superb Colin!

Thanks also to Bill the OP, for this daft post: guaranteed to amuse.

J.

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harry wrote:

NB, Don't forget, you will need a log book to record the numbers.

Are you being funny Harry? :-D [Deadpan Harry: I think he is.]

"2013/4/21 0950 : Nos 37-38 - False alarm.
2013/4/21 1135 : Nos 39-63 - Major log jam cleared."

J.

On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:47:18 +0100, Bill
wrote:


Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

Counting up or down as you remove sheets?

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On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 12:16:44 +0100, Frank Erskine wrote:

On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:47:18 +0100, Bill
wrote:


Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

Counting up or down as you remove sheets?

Just fix a calculator beside the holder.



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On 22/04/2013 09:42, PeterC wrote:
On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 09:09:29 +0100, Nightjar wrote:

On 22/04/2013 07:48, Lobster wrote:
On 22/04/2013 01:27, Nightjar wrote:
On 21/04/2013 22:47, Bill wrote:

Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/no...g-toilet-paper

Good grief. So the answer to the OP is actually "yes"


Although I suspect he meant sequentially numbered, which I have seen
suggested (counting down) as a way to know how many sheets are left on a
roll in an enclosed holder.

Having wondered how long a roll lasts, I wrote the date on one but by the
time I'd finished the roll the date had faded or something.

Blimey, there wouldn't be time for it to fade in our house

BTW - I'm now trying to visualize this... did you unwind the entire
roll, write the date on the end and then wind it all up again...?!
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David

On 22/04/2013 18:05, Lobster wrote:
On 22/04/2013 09:42, PeterC wrote:
On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 09:09:29 +0100, Nightjar wrote:

On 22/04/2013 07:48, Lobster wrote:
On 22/04/2013 01:27, Nightjar wrote:
On 21/04/2013 22:47, Bill wrote:

Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/no...g-toilet-paper

Good grief. So the answer to the OP is actually "yes"


Although I suspect he meant sequentially numbered, which I have seen
suggested (counting down) as a way to know how many sheets are left on a
roll in an enclosed holder.

Having wondered how long a roll lasts, I wrote the date on one but by the
time I'd finished the roll the date had faded or something.

Blimey, there wouldn't be time for it to fade in our house

BTW - I'm now trying to visualize this... did you unwind the entire
roll, write the date on the end and then wind it all up again...?!

He wrote it on the first sheet :-)

Colin Bignell

On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 18:05:30 +0100, Lobster wrote:

Having wondered how long a roll lasts, I wrote the date on one but by
the time I'd finished the roll the date had faded or something.

Blimey, there wouldn't be time for it to fade in our house

BTW - I'm now trying to visualize this... did you unwind the entire
roll, write the date on the end and then wind it all up again...?!

Naw he just wrote it on the side of the roll.

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Cheers
Dave.

In message ,
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On Sunday, April 21, 2013 10:47:18 PM UTC+1, Bill wrote:

Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

Are you scrooge?

I have never considered myself so, but ideas are changing!

Having been around the toilets in the house stocking up on loo rolls I
realised how recently I had done the same trip and got to thinking it
would be "fun" to keep a log of usage for a while. I can't believe I
just said "log"...........


Thanks to all for your comments, an interesting thread.
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Bill

On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 18:37:14 +0100, Nightjar wrote:

On 22/04/2013 18:05, Lobster wrote:
On 22/04/2013 09:42, PeterC wrote:
On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 09:09:29 +0100, Nightjar wrote:

On 22/04/2013 07:48, Lobster wrote:
On 22/04/2013 01:27, Nightjar wrote:
On 21/04/2013 22:47, Bill wrote:

Does anyone know if it is possible to get toilet paper with numbered
sheets?

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/no...g-toilet-paper

Good grief. So the answer to the OP is actually "yes"


Although I suspect he meant sequentially numbered, which I have seen
suggested (counting down) as a way to know how many sheets are left on a
roll in an enclosed holder.

Having wondered how long a roll lasts, I wrote the date on one but by the
time I'd finished the roll the date had faded or something.

Blimey, there wouldn't be time for it to fade in our house

BTW - I'm now trying to visualize this... did you unwind the entire
roll, write the date on the end and then wind it all up again...?!

He wrote it on the first sheet :-)

Colin Bignell

Of course - where else?
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Peter.
The gods will stay away
whilst religions hold sway

On Apr 22, 3:34*pm, Owain wrote:
On Apr 22, 12:19*pm, Bob Eager *wrote:

Just fix a calculator beside the holder.

Or a rev counter on the shaft.

Pull out the roll, reset the counter, then wind the roll back on. You
then have a countdown to zero.

You might get some skidding (in more ways than one).

MBQ