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Nope. I could see it in the kitchen, as a paper towel holder. No
prob. But in the library, looking at me? No way. Unless I had
problems with dire-rear that is, and wanted to slow it up a bit, that I
think would work. I can picture this in some art exhibit, titled
"Instnt Constipation".



JOAT
What is life without challenge and a constant stream of new
humiliations?
- Peter Egan