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I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!!
This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...vent%20Ra nge -- http://petersparrots.com http://petersphotos.com Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. |
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On 30/04/2012 15:44, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...vent%20Ra nge Yes it will. Flash point for standard white spirit is around 31 - 54 C (Wikipedia) so you can't light a pool of it, but it will burn on a wick, like paraffin. |
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:43:51 +0100, newshound wrote:
On 30/04/2012 15:44, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...vent%20Ra nge Yes it will. Flash point for standard white spirit is around 31 - 54 C (Wikipedia) so you can't light a pool of it, but it will burn on a wick, like paraffin. I placed a lit cigarette lighter above it, and even into it, but it did not light. -- http://petersparrots.com http://petersphotos.com Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father." |
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On Apr 30, 8:00*pm, "Lieutenant Scott" wrote:
On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:43:51 +0100, newshound wrote: On 30/04/2012 15:44, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...=23&Group=Solv... Yes it will. Flash point for standard white spirit is around 31 - 54 C (Wikipedia) so you can't light a pool of it, but it will burn on a wick, like paraffin. I placed a lit cigarette lighter above it, and even into it, but it did not light. You ARE a halfwit. Only the vapour will burn. No vapour, no fire. Simples. |
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 20:39:33 +0100, harry wrote:
On Apr 30, 8:00 pm, "Lieutenant Scott" wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:43:51 +0100, newshound wrote: On 30/04/2012 15:44, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...=23&Group=Solv... Yes it will. Flash point for standard white spirit is around 31 - 54 C (Wikipedia) so you can't light a pool of it, but it will burn on a wick, like paraffin. I placed a lit cigarette lighter above it, and even into it, but it did not light. You ARE a halfwit. Only the vapour will burn. No vapour, no fire. Simples. Read again...... I placed a lit cigarette lighter ABOVE it. -- http://petersparrots.com http://petersphotos.com The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. -- Calvin Trillin |
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"Lieutenant Scott" wrote in message newsp.wdlgmza0ytk5n5@i7-940... Read again...... I placed a lit cigarette lighter ABOVE it. Put it under it and it will *warm up* and burn. |
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Lieutenant Scott wrote:
On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 20:39:33 +0100, harry wrote: On Apr 30, 8:00 pm, "Lieutenant Scott" wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:43:51 +0100, newshound wrote: On 30/04/2012 15:44, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...=23&Group=Solv... Yes it will. Flash point for standard white spirit is around 31 - 54 C (Wikipedia) so you can't light a pool of it, but it will burn on a wick, like paraffin. I placed a lit cigarette lighter above it, and even into it, but it did not light. You ARE a halfwit. Only the vapour will burn. No vapour, no fire. Simples. Read again...... I placed a lit cigarette lighter ABOVE it. Until it gets to its flash point there is no vapour to burn. For white spirit, the easiest way to get enough of it above its flash point so that combustion can start is to use a wick. It's like diesel, you can extinguish a burning cigarette in a pool of it of you're not too slow, but it burns very well indeed using a wick or some other way of vapourising a small amount. -- Tciao for Now! John. |
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On Apr 30, 4:43*pm, newshound wrote:
On 30/04/2012 15:44, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...=23&Group=Solv... Yes it will. Flash point for standard white spirit is around 31 - 54 C (Wikipedia) so you can't light a pool of it, but it will burn on a wick, like paraffin. It is paraffin. Also it is kerosene. 16 carbon atoms per molecule puts it half way between petrol and diesel. |
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"Lieutenant Scott" wrote:
I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Excellent idea, remember to use as much petrol as possible. |
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On 30/04/2012 16:46, Steve Firth wrote:
"Lieutenant wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Excellent idea, remember to use as much petrol as possible. and remember to put the video on YouTube in case it merits submission to the Darwin awards |
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:56:39 +0100, Nospam wrote:
On 30/04/2012 16:46, Steve Firth wrote: "Lieutenant wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Excellent idea, remember to use as much petrol as possible. and remember to put the video on YouTube in case it merits submission to the Darwin awards erm you mean arrange your will to include whoever finds your remains to post said video on youpube? Jim K |
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:06:09 +0100, Jim K wrote:
On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:56:39 +0100, Nospam wrote: On 30/04/2012 16:46, Steve Firth wrote: "Lieutenant wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Excellent idea, remember to use as much petrol as possible. and remember to put the video on YouTube in case it merits submission to the Darwin awards erm you mean arrange your will to include whoever finds your remains to post said video on youpube? I did manage to set fire to a jug of petrol I was holding while soaking the stump next to the one that was burning, that would have looked funny on video. -- http://petersparrots.com http://petersphotos.com When eating a tongue sandwich, how do you know when you've finished? |
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On Apr 30, 8:01*pm, "Lieutenant Scott" wrote:
On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:06:09 +0100, Jim K wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:56:39 +0100, Nospam wrote: On 30/04/2012 16:46, Steve Firth wrote: "Lieutenant *wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Excellent idea, remember to use as much petrol as possible. and remember to put the video on YouTube in case it merits submission to the Darwin awards erm you mean arrange your will to include whoever finds your remains to post said video on youpube? I did manage to set fire to a jug of petrol I was holding while soaking the stump next to the one that was burning, that would have looked funny on video. A bit like that silly cow that was decanting petrol in her kitchen a couple of weeks back eh? |
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:46:37 +0000 (UTC), Steve Firth wrote:
I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Excellent idea, remember to use as much petrol as possible. And leave it to soak in for few minutes before attempting to light it with a lighter. -- Cheers Dave. |
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:44:47 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...&Group=Solvent %20Range as someone who has BTDTGTT I suggest you get a decent ax, pick, and shovel, expose the roots around the stump, and chop it out. |
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On 30/04/2012 17:11, Jethro_uk wrote:
On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:44:47 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...&Group=Solvent %20Range as someone who has BTDTGTT I suggest you get a decent ax, pick, and shovel, expose the roots around the stump, and chop it out. Agreed; although you can also use one of those "chainsaw" disks in an angle grinder! A Mattock is also a useful supplement to your list. |
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:24:43 +0100, newshound wrote:
On 30/04/2012 17:11, Jethro_uk wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:44:47 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...&Group=Solvent %20Range as someone who has BTDTGTT I suggest you get a decent ax, pick, and shovel, expose the roots around the stump, and chop it out. Agreed; although you can also use one of those "chainsaw" disks in an angle grinder! Unfortunately my angle grinder is the small kind, it can't cut deep enough through a big stump. -- http://petersparrots.com http://petersphotos.com How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its titalot. |
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On 30/04/2012 20:03, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:24:43 +0100, newshound wrote: On 30/04/2012 17:11, Jethro_uk wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:44:47 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...&Group=Solvent %20Range as someone who has BTDTGTT I suggest you get a decent ax, pick, and shovel, expose the roots around the stump, and chop it out. Agreed; although you can also use one of those "chainsaw" disks in an angle grinder! Unfortunately my angle grinder is the small kind, it can't cut deep enough through a big stump. A stump grinder is rather like what I was proposing. You attack it from one side and carry on until you are through to the other, having reduced it all to chips. As others have said, usually the best approach is to dig all the way round and sever the roots below ground level before pulling it out. But you can't always do that, and this is where the stump grinder comes in. It was half a joke, actually, given that some of us like to use them to solve all problems. |
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On 30/04/2012 21:23, newshound wrote:
On 30/04/2012 20:03, Lieutenant Scott wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:24:43 +0100, newshound wrote: On 30/04/2012 17:11, Jethro_uk wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:44:47 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...&Group=Solvent %20Range as someone who has BTDTGTT I suggest you get a decent ax, pick, and shovel, expose the roots around the stump, and chop it out. Agreed; although you can also use one of those "chainsaw" disks in an angle grinder! Unfortunately my angle grinder is the small kind, it can't cut deep enough through a big stump. A stump grinder is rather like what I was proposing. You attack it from one side and carry on until you are through to the other, having reduced it all to chips. As others have said, usually the best approach is to dig all the way round and sever the roots below ground level before pulling it out. But you can't always do that, and this is where the stump grinder comes in. It was half a joke, actually, given that some of us like to use them to solve all problems. BTDTGTTS many times. DON'T use a chainsaw, ever! Do be patient and dig around the roots with a trowel. A bowsaw is a good tool as is a reciprocating saw with a suitable blade for tricky bits. Have an axe or two and a 5' metal lever bar too. Even big ones only take a few hours of patience. I don't imagine they can be burnt out except by building a big bonfire and leaving it burning overnight. Alternatively take the Baster Bates approach and blow the bu**ers up :-) -- Pete Lose (rhymes with fuse) is a verb, the opposite of find. Loose (rhymes with juice) is an adjective, the opposite of tight. |
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On Apr 30, 9:23*pm, newshound wrote:
On 30/04/2012 20:03, Lieutenant Scott wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:24:43 +0100, newshound wrote: On 30/04/2012 17:11, Jethro_uk wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:44:47 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...&Group=Solvent %20Range as someone who has BTDTGTT I suggest you get a decent ax, pick, and shovel, expose the roots around the stump, and chop it out. Agreed; although you can also use one of those "chainsaw" disks in an angle grinder! Unfortunately my angle grinder is the small kind, it can't cut deep enough through a big stump. A stump grinder is rather like what I was proposing. You attack it from one side and carry on until you are through to the other, having reduced it all to chips. As others have said, usually the best approach is to dig all the way round and sever the roots below ground level before pulling it out. But you can't always do that, and this is where the stump grinder comes in. It was half a joke, actually, given that some of us like to use them to solve all problems.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Before that, one should cut trees off four or five feet above ground level to give some leverage to get the stump out. |
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:11:03 +0100, Jethro_uk wrote:
On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:44:47 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...&Group=Solvent %20Range as someone who has BTDTGTT I suggest you get a decent ax, pick, and shovel, expose the roots around the stump, and chop it out. I have a pick and shovel but it was taking ages - there were 10 of them. -- http://petersparrots.com http://petersphotos.com How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its titalot. |
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:44:47 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...vent%20Ra nge Sorted. I bought a jerry can of petrol and tried burning them, but they kept going out. So I took the easy option. To my neighbour's horror, I reversed the car into the back garden, tied the tree stumps to the towbar, and yanked them out of the ground. She was particularly concerned that my car (or flying tree stump) was aiming directly for her kitchen window. She took the dog for a walk while I did it :-) -- http://petersparrots.com http://petersphotos.com My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' So I bought her a set of scales. And then the fight started... |
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On 30/04/2012 19:58, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:44:47 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...vent%20Ra nge Sorted. I bought a jerry can of petrol and tried burning them, but they kept going out. So I took the easy option. To my neighbour's horror, I reversed the car into the back garden, tied the tree stumps to the towbar, and yanked them out of the ground. She was particularly concerned that my car (or flying tree stump) was aiming directly for her kitchen window. She took the dog for a walk while I did it :-) Glad it's sorted. Can't have been much of a tree stump in that case, though (unless it was very rotten below ground). When it's the other way round, a small tree can stop a surprisingly fast or heavy vehicle. |
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:27:02 +0100, newshound wrote:
On 30/04/2012 19:58, Lieutenant Scott wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:44:47 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...vent%20Ra nge Sorted. I bought a jerry can of petrol and tried burning them, but they kept going out. So I took the easy option. To my neighbour's horror, I reversed the car into the back garden, tied the tree stumps to the towbar, and yanked them out of the ground. She was particularly concerned that my car (or flying tree stump) was aiming directly for her kitchen window. She took the dog for a walk while I did it :-) Glad it's sorted. Can't have been much of a tree stump in that case, though (unless it was very rotten below ground). When it's the other way round, a small tree can stop a surprisingly fast or heavy vehicle. It's a 1.9 turbo diesel, and I took a good run at it. Snapped a tow rope and a chain before getting all 10 out. Automatic gearbox helps too. -- http://petersparrots.com http://petersphotos.com I was on a Southwest flight once that was delayed at the gate after everyone boarded. The flight attendant said over the intercom, "We're sorry for the delay. The machine that normally rips the handles off your luggage is broken, so we're having to do it by hand. We should be finished and on our way shortly." |
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"Lieutenant Scott" wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:27:02 +0100, newshound wrote: On 30/04/2012 19:58, Lieutenant Scott wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:44:47 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...vent%20Ra nge Sorted. I bought a jerry can of petrol and tried burning them, but they kept going out. So I took the easy option. To my neighbour's horror, I reversed the car into the back garden, tied the tree stumps to the towbar, and yanked them out of the ground. She was particularly concerned that my car (or flying tree stump) was aiming directly for her kitchen window. She took the dog for a walk while I did it :-) Glad it's sorted. Can't have been much of a tree stump in that case, though (unless it was very rotten below ground). When it's the other way round, a small tree can stop a surprisingly fast or heavy vehicle. It's a 1.9 turbo diesel, and I took a good run at it. Snapped a tow rope and a chain before getting all 10 out. Automatic gearbox helps too. Remind me not to buy a car from you. -- Davey. |
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:45:59 +0100, Davey wrote:
On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:44:06 +0100 "Lieutenant Scott" wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:27:02 +0100, newshound wrote: On 30/04/2012 19:58, Lieutenant Scott wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:44:47 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...vent%20Ra nge Sorted. I bought a jerry can of petrol and tried burning them, but they kept going out. So I took the easy option. To my neighbour's horror, I reversed the car into the back garden, tied the tree stumps to the towbar, and yanked them out of the ground. She was particularly concerned that my car (or flying tree stump) was aiming directly for her kitchen window. She took the dog for a walk while I did it :-) Glad it's sorted. Can't have been much of a tree stump in that case, though (unless it was very rotten below ground). When it's the other way round, a small tree can stop a surprisingly fast or heavy vehicle. It's a 1.9 turbo diesel, and I took a good run at it. Snapped a tow rope and a chain before getting all 10 out. Automatic gearbox helps too. Remind me not to buy a car from you. You seem to be under the mistaken idea that a car can't pull something that hard. Think how tough a towbar and attachments has to be to pull a caravan safely. -- http://petersparrots.com http://petersphotos.com Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. |
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On Apr 30, 9:44*pm, "Lieutenant Scott" wrote:
On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:27:02 +0100, newshound wrote: On 30/04/2012 19:58, Lieutenant Scott wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:44:47 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...=23&Group=Solv... Sorted. I bought a jerry can of petrol and tried burning them, but they kept going out. So I took the easy option. To my neighbour's horror, I reversed the car into the back garden, tied the tree stumps to the towbar, and yanked them out of the ground. She was particularly concerned that my car (or flying tree stump) was aiming directly for her kitchen window. She took the dog for a walk while I did it :-) Glad it's sorted. Can't have been much of a tree stump in that case, though (unless it was very rotten below ground). When it's the other way round, a small tree can stop a surprisingly fast or heavy vehicle. It's a 1.9 turbo diesel, and I took a good run at it. *Snapped a tow rope and a chain before getting all 10 out. *Automatic gearbox helps too. You're lucky you didn't break something. |
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White spirit won't burn?
On Tue, 01 May 2012 07:24:04 +0100, harry wrote:
On Apr 30, 9:44 pm, "Lieutenant Scott" wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:27:02 +0100, newshound wrote: On 30/04/2012 19:58, Lieutenant Scott wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:44:47 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: I was going to burn down some tree stumps aided by some petrol to get it going. Having a bottle of white spirit to hand I thought I'd use that instead of going to the garage to get petrol. It won't light!!!! This is the exact product, and it says flammable on the side. But it bloody well isn't. http://www.bartoline.co.uk/products_...=23&Group=Solv... Sorted. I bought a jerry can of petrol and tried burning them, but they kept going out. So I took the easy option. To my neighbour's horror, I reversed the car into the back garden, tied the tree stumps to the towbar, and yanked them out of the ground. She was particularly concerned that my car (or flying tree stump) was aiming directly for her kitchen window. She took the dog for a walk while I did it :-) Glad it's sorted. Can't have been much of a tree stump in that case, though (unless it was very rotten below ground). When it's the other way round, a small tree can stop a surprisingly fast or heavy vehicle. It's a 1.9 turbo diesel, and I took a good run at it. Snapped a tow rope and a chain before getting all 10 out. Automatic gearbox helps too.. You're lucky you didn't break something. Like what? -- http://petersparrots.com http://petersphotos.com Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy replies "I don't know! Its your flipping plane!" |
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White spirit won't burn?
On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:58:37 +0100, "Lieutenant Scott"
wrote: To my neighbour's horror, I reversed the car into the back garden, tied the tree stumps to the towbar, and yanked them out of the ground. ****'s sake. |
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On Tue, 01 May 2012 00:12:12 +0100, wrote:
On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:58:37 +0100, "Lieutenant Scott" wrote: To my neighbour's horror, I reversed the car into the back garden, tied the tree stumps to the towbar, and yanked them out of the ground. ****'s sake. It worked. And considerably faster than doing it by hand. -- http://petersparrots.com http://petersphotos.com Why do I have to wear a shirt and tie to go in a bar to see a topless dancer? |
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:58:37 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
Sorted. I bought a jerry can of petrol and tried burning them, but they kept going out. So I took the easy option. To my neighbour's horror, I reversed the car into the back garden, tied the tree stumps to the towbar, and yanked them out of the ground. What was wrong with using explosives? |
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White spirit won't burn?
Jules Richardson wrote
Lieutenant Scott wrote Sorted. I bought a jerry can of petrol and tried burning them, but they kept going out. So I took the easy option. To my neighbour's horror, I reversed the car into the back garden, tied the tree stumps to the towbar, and yanked them out of the ground. What was wrong with using explosives? The invididual using them in that case. |
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On Wed, 02 May 2012 02:06:07 +0100, Jules Richardson wrote:
On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:58:37 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: Sorted. I bought a jerry can of petrol and tried burning them, but they kept going out. So I took the easy option. To my neighbour's horror, I reversed the car into the back garden, tied the tree stumps to the towbar, and yanked them out of the ground. What was wrong with using explosives? Getting hold of the explosives. -- http://petersparrots.com http://petersphotos.com There are more men than women in mental hospitals - which just goes to show who's driving who crazy. |
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White spirit won't burn?
"Lieutenant Scott" wrote in message newsp.wdo28jlvytk5n5@i7-940... On Wed, 02 May 2012 02:06:07 +0100, Jules Richardson wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:58:37 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: Sorted. I bought a jerry can of petrol and tried burning them, but they kept going out. So I took the easy option. To my neighbour's horror, I reversed the car into the back garden, tied the tree stumps to the towbar, and yanked them out of the ground. What was wrong with using explosives? Getting hold of the explosives. Hey, that's your funniest line, keep it up. |
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White spirit won't burn?
On Wed, 02 May 2012 22:32:38 +0100, brass monkey wrote:
"Lieutenant Scott" wrote in message newsp.wdo28jlvytk5n5@i7-940... On Wed, 02 May 2012 02:06:07 +0100, Jules Richardson wrote: On Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:58:37 +0100, Lieutenant Scott wrote: Sorted. I bought a jerry can of petrol and tried burning them, but they kept going out. So I took the easy option. To my neighbour's horror, I reversed the car into the back garden, tied the tree stumps to the towbar, and yanked them out of the ground. What was wrong with using explosives? Getting hold of the explosives. Hey, that's your funniest line, keep it up. What was funny about it? -- http://petersparrots.com http://petersphotos.com I got invited to a Muslim party the other night. It was the fastest game of pass the parcel I've even seen! |
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