Bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather
dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to
him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
says, "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
"Christ!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night that I
shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
arse?"

"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"

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Bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather
dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to
him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
says, "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
"Christ!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night that I
shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
arse?"

"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"

Boom tish :-D

How is your son's English coming along?
--
fred
it's a ba-na-na . . . .