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I have another way of dealing with the toilet seat hassle. Just leave the
seat down all the time. If when peeing you get some on the seat leave it,
women will simply think they have dribbled all over it. If a woman is
waiting to use it after you, then go back to leaving the seat up.
When on night shift we used to go into the ladies and leave all the seats
up. There were no ladies on nights. A wonderful wind up
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On 16/03/2012 14:37, Roberts wrote:
I have another way of dealing with the toilet seat hassle. Just leave the
seat down all the time. If when peeing you get some on the seat leave it,
women will simply think they have dribbled all over it.


Some hotels don't have toilet seats, so if ye are redecorating just
follow their cue...

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On 16/03/2012 14:56, Adrian C wrote:
On 16/03/2012 14:37, Roberts wrote:
I have another way of dealing with the toilet seat hassle. Just leave the
seat down all the time. If when peeing you get some on the seat leave it,
women will simply think they have dribbled all over it.


Some hotels don't have toilet seats, so if ye are redecorating just
follow their cue...

I ma always puzzled by this "leaving the seat up problem. I notice that
very few women put the lid down. This is, I think, of greater importance.

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On 16/03/2012 14:56, Adrian C wrote:

Some hotels don't have toilet seats, so if ye are redecorating just
follow their cue...


Hotels like Parkhurst, Pentonville, Strangeways etc. ???


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On 16/03/2012 21:33, Derek Geldard wrote:
On 16/03/2012 14:56, Adrian C wrote:

Some hotels don't have toilet seats, so if ye are redecorating just
follow their cue...


Hotels like Parkhurst, Pentonville, Strangeways etc. ???


http://www.accor.com/en/brands/brand...is-budget.html

In me Etap room.

http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...r/IMG_4057.jpg

Formule1 (More popular on the european mainland) is worse, the
automatically cleaned cubicle is shared with four of your inmates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu5jCKsFUMY

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Adrian C wrote
Derek Geldard wrote
Adrian C wrote


Some hotels don't have toilet seats, so if ye are redecorating just follow their cue...


Hotels like Parkhurst, Pentonville, Strangeways etc. ???


http://www.accor.com/en/brands/brand...is-budget.html


In me Etap room.


http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...r/IMG_4057.jpg


Formule1 (More popular on the european mainland) is worse, the
automatically cleaned cubicle is shared with four of your inmates.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu5jCKsFUMY


Beat India where you get to **** on the ground in public.


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Adrian C wrote
Derek Geldard wrote
Adrian C wrote


Some hotels don't have toilet seats, so if ye are redecorating just
follow their cue...


Hotels like Parkhurst, Pentonville, Strangeways etc. ???


http://www.accor.com/en/brands/brand...is-budget.html


In me Etap room.


http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...r/IMG_4057.jpg


Formule1 (More popular on the european mainland) is worse, the
automatically cleaned cubicle is shared with four of your inmates.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu5jCKsFUMY


Beat India where you get to **** on the ground in public.



Thats what the railway lines are for

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