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Crazy phone call
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"brass monkey" writes: Had a terrific phone call today - Him - I have information that you had an RTA in the last 3 years On several occasions, I've instantly responded to that by saying "lier!". That comes as quite a surprise, and the call goes completely off their script (and comfort zone) from that point on. Me - You're dreaming it up, mate Him - Do you think I waste my ****ing time phoning people up on a dream, you ****ing knob Me - Well, you're wasting MY time followed by much hilarity and telling the wife that some **** is calling me a ****ing knob. If anyone was near him they'd have heard me laughing my goolies off. Anyway, I said thanks very much and put the phone down. Number withheld, there's a surprise. I had a WITHHELD in the morning a few days ago... "Is that Mr Gabriel?" in a broad Indian accent. "Who's asking?" is always my initial response to this. "It's Robert Smith" I forget the name he actually gave now, but it was very English, given in a very Indian accent. "I'm calling you from [I forget the company] in London. How are you this afternoon, Mr Gabriel?" Why on earth do they ask this? I must think up some response which is going to take half an hour to explain with no opportunity for interruption, but I haven't done that yet. However, this time the reponse was dead easy. I said "Well, actually it's the morning in this country." That buggered up his call script. There were a few "Oh", "um", and the like, and then he tried to continue with his script, but it went to pieces because I laughed, and then he got the giggles and couldn't get the words out, and eventually he cleared down the call mid-sentence. At least that one left me laughing afterwards, rather than annoyed. Then there was another one this morning, showing INTERNATIONAL "Hello", I said. "Is that Mrs Gabriel?" was the response. "Not unless she's suddenly got a very deep voice". Click - the call is cut off. -- Andrew Gabriel [email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup] |
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