A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182

On Nov 12, 4:38*pm, Turk182 wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. *The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. *Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? *He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182

There is a video about him he http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRG9hUieBIg

"Turk182" wrote in message
...
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?



If the police genuinely refuse to act on cases of obvious fraud, ask your MP
to take it up with the Home Office. That's the sort of thing he is paid to
do. Or you could go straight to the Police Complaints Commission (or
whatever they are called).
--
Tinkerer

Turk182 wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182


Is Haworth the location used for the school trip on Rita, Sue and Bob Too?

It's not DIY I just want a threesome with two 16 year old schoolgirls.

--
Adam

On Nov 12, 4:53 pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:
Turk182 wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182

Is Haworth the location used for the school trip on Rita, Sue and Bob Too?

It's not DIY I just want a threesome with two 16 year old schoolgirls.

suspect by now you would need a particularly vivid imagination....

Jim K

On Nov 12, 4:38*pm, Turk182 wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. *The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. *Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? *He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182


Chain his van to a lamp post? Thick chain of course.

On Nov 12, 4:53 pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:
Turk182 wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182

Is Haworth the location used for the school trip on Rita, Sue and Bob Too?

It's not DIY I just want a threesome with two 16 year old schoolgirls.

suspect by now you would need a particularly vivid imagination....

Jim K

Turk182 wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182
LSD on the clamps?

On 12/11/2011 16:53, ARWadsworth wrote:
Turk182 wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182


Is Haworth the location used for the school trip on Rita, Sue and Bob Too?

It's not DIY I just want a threesome with two 16 year old schoolgirls.

Great film that!

--
Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

"Turk182" wrote in message
...
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182

Pity this lady's aim wasn't too good.....

http://www.youtube.com/user/MsWheelclamper
and
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/tra..._out_1_3241905

)

Turk182 wrote:

A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182

Private land or public roadway? If private, who owns it? If public, what do
the parking restrictions say?

I'm surprised the men of the village haven't turned out with baseball bats
if it's that persistent.

If it is clear cut fraud, I think I'd think about cutting or freezing them
off and leaving the bits in a big pile until he gets bored with buying
clamps.

If you want a legal approach, get a few people together, share the cost to
go to a solicitor and take an injunction out against him and enquire about
suing for "trespass of the goods" or anything else the laywer can think of.
Hint: you want a tenacious lawyer, not someone who does 99% conveyancing and
wills.

--
Tim Watts

harry wrote:

On Nov 12, 4:38 pm, Turk182 wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182


Chain his van to a lamp post? Thick chain of course.

Box it in with scaffold. And weld the nuts on - or slaver with superglue.

Don;t forget to "draw" a massive dong on the paintwork with nitromors.

--
Tim Watts

Tim Watts wrote:
harry wrote:

On Nov 12, 4:38 pm, Turk182 wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to
clamp cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182


Chain his van to a lamp post? Thick chain of course.

Box it in with scaffold. And weld the nuts on - or slaver with
superglue.

Don;t forget to "draw" a massive dong on the paintwork with nitromors.


Why is it always a cock and balls when doing "artwork"?

I passed a "large one" this morning that was sprayed onto one of the the
M180 M-Way signs that helped me find my way to Grimsby.


--
Adam

On 12/11/2011 17:09, harry wrote:
On Nov 12, 4:38 pm, wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182


Chain his van to a lamp post? Thick chain of course.

Polyurethane foam?

SteveW

On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 08:38:47 -0800 (PST), Turk182
wrote:

A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

I presume he doesn't have a truck with which to lift a car and take it
to a pound?

I'd favour four wheelclamps (with an optional notice on each reminding
that interfering with same is criminal damage) and one of those nice,
in-car video cams. Park the car somewhere that will really p!$$ him
off. Either he'll leave it alone or be filmed doing something the
police _can't avoid_ nicking him for.

Nick

On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 19:16:56 +0000, ARWadsworth wrote:
Why is it always a cock and balls when doing "artwork"?

I passed a "large one" this morning that was sprayed onto one of the the
M180 M-Way signs that helped me find my way to Grimsby.

I've never thought of them as a navigational aid before.

In message , Tim Watts
writes
harry wrote:

On Nov 12, 4:38 pm, Turk182 wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182


Chain his van to a lamp post? Thick chain of course.

Box it in with scaffold. And weld the nuts on - or slaver with superglue.

Don;t forget to "draw" a massive dong on the paintwork with nitromors.

Break a window and drop a molitov cocktail inside






--
geoff

On Nov 12, 8:53*pm, Steve Walker -
family.me.uk wrote:

Polyurethane foam?

That's the one.

Squirt some water into the exhaust then cut the top and bottom off a
tube of expanding foam adhesive and ram it in. You will need five
minutes or so for the effect to initiate. Half an hour would be best.
Repeat as necessary.

Wear gloves of course.

On Nov 12, 9:00*pm, Nick Odell
wrote:
On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 08:38:47 -0800 (PST), Turk182

wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. *The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. *Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? *He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

I presume he doesn't have a truck with which to lift a car and take it
to a pound?

I'd favour four wheelclamps (with an optional notice on each reminding
that interfering with same is criminal damage) and one of those nice,
in-car video cams. Park the car somewhere that will really p!$$ him
off. Either he'll leave it alone or be filmed doing something the
police _can't avoid_ nicking him for.

When the cops don't bother with a crook like that it indicates he is
in league with them over soemthing such as informing and having a
comfortable new identity that needs protecting, it being a problem for
the police to upset that.

Either that or they know he will intimidate witnesses and thus it will
prove a costly waste of time for them to prosecute.

On Nov 12, 9:00*pm, Nick Odell
wrote:
On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 08:38:47 -0800 (PST), Turk182

wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. *The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. *Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? *He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

I presume he doesn't have a truck with which to lift a car and take it
to a pound?

I'd favour four wheelclamps (with an optional notice on each reminding
that interfering with same is criminal damage) and one of those nice,
in-car video cams. Park the car somewhere that will really p!$$ him
off. Either he'll leave it alone or be filmed doing something the
police _can't avoid_ nicking him for.

Nick

This seems excellent. One of his ploys is to tell victims as soon as
they discover the clamp that he has now got a vehicle coming to tow
them away costing a further £150. People are so scared that they pay
on the spot. People are towed away but I don't know if this is an
entire car lift!

If one places objects in the car that could be damaged if moved, maybe
that too could add to his costs. I also wondered if loads of cars
turned up at the car park and simply drove around in circles, just
what he would be able to do about that!

He recently fleeced a dutch tourist by taking ALL her foregin curreny
(Euros) amounting to about £300, afterwards claiming that his thugs
did not know the exchange rate. A local councillor got the crook to
return it, but STILL the police did nothing. I read that the law on
Fraud has changed recently. It certainly seems that in the case I
mention, that there is fraud involved. I would dearly love to win the
lotttery now, simply so I could take this evil lowlife through every
stage of legal persecution.

Turk182

On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:47:00 -0800 (PST) Weatherlawyer wrote :
Polyurethane foam?

That's the one.

Squirt some water into the exhaust then cut the top and bottom off a
tube of expanding foam adhesive and ram it in. You will need five
minutes or so for the effect to initiate. Half an hour would be best.
Repeat as necessary.

Those of us of a certain age will remember the Jennings book where a
potato rammed up the exhaust has the same effect.

--
Tony Bryer, Greentram: 'Software to build on',
Melbourne, Australia www.greentram.com

On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 23:50:26 -0000, Weatherlawyer
wrote:

On Nov 12, 9:00 pm, Nick Odell
wrote:

When the cops don't bother with a crook like that it indicates he is
in league with them over soemthing such as informing and having a
comfortable new identity that needs protecting, it being a problem for
the police to upset that.

Either that or they know he will intimidate witnesses and thus it will
prove a costly waste of time for them to prosecute.

Given the stories I have seen from time to time where scum have even
clamped police vehicles, that seems rather less than likely.

--
Rod

Turk182 wrote:


He recently fleeced a dutch tourist by taking ALL her foregin curreny
(Euros) amounting to about £300, afterwards claiming that his thugs
did not know the exchange rate. A local councillor got the crook to
return it, but STILL the police did nothing.

If that is true, why is the media not all over it - and I mean national
media? That indicates police incompetance or corruption...

Just set fire to the c*nt's truck/car.

I read that the law on
Fraud has changed recently. It certainly seems that in the case I
mention, that there is fraud involved. I would dearly love to win the
lotttery now, simply so I could take this evil lowlife through every
stage of legal persecution.

Turk182

--
Tim Watts

polygonum wrote:

On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 23:50:26 -0000, Weatherlawyer
wrote:

On Nov 12, 9:00 pm, Nick Odell
wrote:

When the cops don't bother with a crook like that it indicates he is
in league with them over soemthing such as informing and having a
comfortable new identity that needs protecting, it being a problem for
the police to upset that.

Either that or they know he will intimidate witnesses and thus it will
prove a costly waste of time for them to prosecute.

Given the stories I have seen from time to time where scum have even
clamped police vehicles, that seems rather less than likely.


Troll surely. There is no way the police ar enot taking action after that...

--
Tim Watts

Tim Watts wrote:
Turk182 wrote:


He recently fleeced a dutch tourist by taking ALL her foregin curreny
(Euros) amounting to about £300, afterwards claiming that his thugs
did not know the exchange rate. A local councillor got the crook to
return it, but STILL the police did nothing.

If that is true, why is the media not all over it - and I mean
national media? That indicates police incompetance or corruption...

There was a documentary made about the bloke.

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/t...er/4od#2972942

--
Adam

Jim K wrote:
On Nov 12, 4:53 pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:
Turk182 wrote:
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to
clamp cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182

Is Haworth the location used for the school trip on Rita, Sue and
Bob Too?

It's not DIY I just want a threesome with two 16 year old
schoolgirls.

suspect by now you would need a particularly vivid imagination....

I turned the 14 year old down last year. I suspect that I would have got 5
years or worse from the family (she was a traveller)


--
Adam

On Sun, 13 Nov 2011 09:21:29 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:

polygonum wrote:

On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 23:50:26 -0000, Weatherlawyer
wrote:

On Nov 12, 9:00 pm, Nick Odell
wrote:

When the cops don't bother with a crook like that it indicates he is
in league with them over soemthing such as informing and having a
comfortable new identity that needs protecting, it being a problem for
the police to upset that.

Either that or they know he will intimidate witnesses and thus it will
prove a costly waste of time for them to prosecute.

Given the stories I have seen from time to time where scum have even
clamped police vehicles, that seems rather less than likely.


Troll surely. There is no way the police ar enot taking action after
that...

In one case the police at least started down the road of interfering with
police performing their duty (or whatever the phrasing is). Can't remember
outcome.

Ah!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-15496114

--
Rod

"Turk182" wrote in message
...
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

I don't understand why your local TSO isn't interested in the last item.

It is very much their remit to check that automatic machines function as
advertised and not at all difficult for them to do.

tim

In article , Ian
scribeth thus

"Turk182" wrote in message
...
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182

Pity this lady's aim wasn't too good.....

http://www.youtube.com/user/MsWheelclamper

Wonder what would have happened if she locked herself in his van until
he released the parking clamp?..


and
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/tra...lampers_after_
son_is_caught_out_1_3241905

)



--
Tony Sayer

On Nov 13, 9:21*am, Tim Watts wrote:

Troll surely. There is no way the police ar enot taking action after that....

Afraid not. It was in the national press a few years back after he
clamped Betty Boothroyd. Have a Google for "clamper Haworth Boothroyd"
or something similar.

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/....php?t=1628325

It seems he also has stooges giving people tickets valid until
midnight, then clamping them because the tickets are not
transferable.

The fact is that it is a civil contract, he can legally only claim
his losses if the parker is in breach of the contract and he cannot
impose penalty charges.
I'd have thought by now that some enterprising person could have
established a no-win, no-fee litigation service taking batches of
these frauds through the county court for a small fee.

On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 18:36:38 -0000, "Ian" wrote:

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/tra..._out_1_3241905

Somebody in the comments section was being a racist ******, but he
missed the entire point.

"Is it because I is black?"

"Nah, mate; it's because you is a ****."

On Nov 13, 9:50*am, polygonum wrote:
On Sun, 13 Nov 2011 09:21:29 -0000, Tim Watts wrote:
polygonum wrote:

On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 23:50:26 -0000, Weatherlawyer
wrote:

On Nov 12, 9:00 pm, Nick Odell
wrote:

When the cops don't bother with a crook like that it indicates he is
in league with them over soemthing such as informing and having a
comfortable new identity that needs protecting, it being a problem for
the police to upset that.

Either that or they know he will intimidate witnesses and thus it will
prove a costly waste of time for them to prosecute.

Given the stories I have seen from time to time where scum have even
clamped police vehicles, that seems rather less than likely.

Troll surely. There is no way the police ar enot taking action after
that...

In one case the police at least started down the road of interfering with
police performing their duty (or whatever the phrasing is). Can't remember
outcome.

Ah!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-15496114

"She was in Portsmouth to have lunch with NCP car park boss Sir Donald
Gosling

on his yacht. "

In message
,
Turk182 writes
A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182
Do what they do in France - fill the locks on the clamps with superglue
- then got to town on him when they can't undo the clamp.
--
hugh

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There is a video about him he http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRG9hUieBIg

"No dispensation for disabled"
"No time given to obtain change"

What a nice chap.

Is this a private car park with a pay-n-display board that looks
suspiciously like a council one?

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On Nov 12, 5:09*pm, harry wrote:
On Nov 12, 4:38*pm, Turk182 wrote:

A vile Yorkshire clamper called Ted Evans has stepped up his efforts
to trick people out of hundreds of pounds, by clamping their cars in
the village of Haworth. *The police say they will not get involved
except to protect Evans from the public. *Can anyone think of some
imaginitive ways of turning the tables on this villain with devices,
gadgets or solutions? *He has gone on a clamping frenzy now, as the
law will change next year and it will become illegal for him to clamp
cars in England.

He uses every trick in the book to confuse people, including using
parking spaces that are too small to get a car into, and a ticket
machine which gives out incorrectly timed tickets - yes, it's fraud,
yet still the police won't act for some reason?

Turk182

Chain his van to a lamp post? *Thick chain of course.

Dump a load of asbestos and old tyres in the car park?

Tony Bryer wrote:

On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:47:00 -0800 (PST) Weatherlawyer wrote :
Polyurethane foam?

That's the one.

Squirt some water into the exhaust then cut the top and bottom off a
tube of expanding foam adhesive and ram it in. You will need five
minutes or so for the effect to initiate. Half an hour would be best.
Repeat as necessary.

Those of us of a certain age will remember the Jennings book where a
potato rammed up the exhaust has the same effect.

Much cheaper than a tube of expanding foam,
and safer to use!

N Ron Hubbard wrote:

Tony Bryer wrote:

On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:47:00 -0800 (PST) Weatherlawyer wrote :
Polyurethane foam?

That's the one.

Squirt some water into the exhaust then cut the top and bottom off a
tube of expanding foam adhesive and ram it in. You will need five
minutes or so for the effect to initiate. Half an hour would be best.
Repeat as necessary.

Those of us of a certain age will remember the Jennings book where a
potato rammed up the exhaust has the same effect.

Much cheaper than a tube of expanding foam,
and safer to use!

Boring... Pack his door locks with wet nitrogen tri-iodide.

--
Tim Watts

In message , Tim Watts
writes
N Ron Hubbard wrote:

Tony Bryer wrote:

On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:47:00 -0800 (PST) Weatherlawyer wrote :
Polyurethane foam?

That's the one.

Squirt some water into the exhaust then cut the top and bottom off a
tube of expanding foam adhesive and ram it in. You will need five
minutes or so for the effect to initiate. Half an hour would be best.
Repeat as necessary.

Those of us of a certain age will remember the Jennings book where a
potato rammed up the exhaust has the same effect.

Much cheaper than a tube of expanding foam,
and safer to use!

Boring... Pack his door locks with wet nitrogen tri-iodide.

Nice stuff, had a test tube with rather a lot in in a locker, opened the
door one day to find it had changed state and the inside of the locker
was an interesting yellowish brown colour. Glad I wasn't around when it
did it...............


--
Bill

In message , Tim Watts
writes
N Ron Hubbard wrote:

Tony Bryer wrote:

On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:47:00 -0800 (PST) Weatherlawyer wrote :
Polyurethane foam?

That's the one.

Squirt some water into the exhaust then cut the top and bottom off a
tube of expanding foam adhesive and ram it in. You will need five
minutes or so for the effect to initiate. Half an hour would be best.
Repeat as necessary.

Those of us of a certain age will remember the Jennings book where a
potato rammed up the exhaust has the same effect.

Much cheaper than a tube of expanding foam,
and safer to use!

Boring... Pack his door locks with wet nitrogen tri-iodide.

In the north of England?

It would never dry out enough to be effective (although wet or dry, it
becomes unstable after a few days and go off when it feels like it)


--
geoff

In message , Bill
writes
In message , Tim Watts
writes
N Ron Hubbard wrote:

Tony Bryer wrote:

On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:47:00 -0800 (PST) Weatherlawyer wrote :
Polyurethane foam?

That's the one.

Squirt some water into the exhaust then cut the top and bottom off a
tube of expanding foam adhesive and ram it in. You will need five
minutes or so for the effect to initiate. Half an hour would be best.
Repeat as necessary.

Those of us of a certain age will remember the Jennings book where a
potato rammed up the exhaust has the same effect.

Much cheaper than a tube of expanding foam,
and safer to use!

Boring... Pack his door locks with wet nitrogen tri-iodide.

Nice stuff, had a test tube with rather a lot in in a locker, opened
the door one day to find it had changed state and the inside of the
locker was an interesting yellowish brown colour. Glad I wasn't around
when it did it...............




Ah, I had 1/2 " in the bottom of a jam jar full of water

It did, and I was


--
geoff