Not quite what I expected.

When I arrived home from work today the next door neighbour asked if I could
help him as his washing machine was tripping the electric as soon as he
turned it on and he needed to get a few loads done.

So I replied "No problem give me 5 minutes."

I nipped home, fed my cat and then got my toolbox and test case from my van
and knocked on the next door neighbours door.

He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks mate!

Adam

On Mar 6, 3:06*pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:
Not quite what I expected.
He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks mate!

Adam
That is cheeky! Since you your hands were full you should have said
"thought you meant you wanted a lift to the launderette!"

On 6 Mar, 15:06, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
Not quite what I expected.

When I arrived home from work today the next door neighbour asked if I could
help him as his washing machine was tripping the electric as soon as he
turned it on and he needed to get a few loads done.

So I replied "No problem give me 5 minutes."

I nipped home, fed my cat and then got my toolbox and test case from my van
and knocked on the next door neighbours door.

He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks mate!

Adam

shove a half brick i with the 1st load - should sort the issue (if
somewhat irrevocably) :)

JimK

In message ,
ARWadsworth writes
Not quite what I expected.

When I arrived home from work today the next door neighbour asked if I
could help him as his washing machine was tripping the electric as soon
as he turned it on and he needed to get a few loads done.

So I replied "No problem give me 5 minutes."

I nipped home, fed my cat and then got my toolbox and test case from my
van and knocked on the next door neighbours door.

He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks mate!


But did you get to shag his wife ?


--
geoff

geoff wrote in :

In message ,
ARWadsworth writes
Not quite what I expected.

When I arrived home from work today the next door neighbour asked if I
could help him as his washing machine was tripping the electric as
soon as he turned it on and he needed to get a few loads done.

So I replied "No problem give me 5 minutes."

I nipped home, fed my cat and then got my toolbox and test case from
my van and knocked on the next door neighbours door.

He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks
mate!


But did you get to shag his wife ?

Ahh..... take it you hav'nt seen his wife then.


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"geoff" wrote in message
...
In message , ARWadsworth
writes
Not quite what I expected.

When I arrived home from work today the next door neighbour asked if I
could help him as his washing machine was tripping the electric as soon as
he turned it on and he needed to get a few loads done.

So I replied "No problem give me 5 minutes."

I nipped home, fed my cat and then got my toolbox and test case from my
van and knocked on the next door neighbours door.

He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks
mate!


But did you get to shag his wife ?


--
geoff

He's divorced.
You do not think he would be doing his own washing if he was married do you?

Adam

On Mar 7, 12:02 pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:
"geoff" wrote in message

...



In message , ARWadsworth
writes
Not quite what I expected.

When I arrived home from work today the next door neighbour asked if I
could help him as his washing machine was tripping the electric as soon as
he turned it on and he needed to get a few loads done.

So I replied "No problem give me 5 minutes."

I nipped home, fed my cat and then got my toolbox and test case from my
van and knocked on the next door neighbours door.

He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks
mate!

But did you get to shag his wife ?

--
geoff

He's divorced.
You do not think he would be doing his own washing if he was married do you?

Adam

seems he isn't doing his own smalls at the minute either :) are you
ironing as well?

JimK

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From: "JimK"
Newsgroups: uk.d-i-y
Sent: Sunday, March 07, 2010 12:15 PM
Subject: I fell for that one


On Mar 7, 12:02 pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:
"geoff" wrote in message

...



In message ,
ARWadsworth
writes
Not quite what I expected.

When I arrived home from work today the next door neighbour asked if I
could help him as his washing machine was tripping the electric as soon
as
he turned it on and he needed to get a few loads done.

So I replied "No problem give me 5 minutes."

I nipped home, fed my cat and then got my toolbox and test case from my
van and knocked on the next door neighbours door.

He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks
mate!

But did you get to shag his wife ?

--
geoff

He's divorced.
You do not think he would be doing his own washing if he was married do
you?

Adam

seems he isn't doing his own smalls at the minute either :) are you
ironing as well?

JimK

I have never ironed clothes in my life. I pay for them ironing.

The neighbour will not let me have a look at his washing machine as it is
only 6 months old and under warranty. I guess Hotpoint will sent out an
engineer sometime next week.

Adam