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ARWadsworth March 6th 10 03:06 PM

I fell for that one
 
Not quite what I expected.

When I arrived home from work today the next door neighbour asked if I could
help him as his washing machine was tripping the electric as soon as he
turned it on and he needed to get a few loads done.

So I replied "No problem give me 5 minutes."

I nipped home, fed my cat and then got my toolbox and test case from my van
and knocked on the next door neighbours door.

He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks mate!

Adam


Dave Starling March 6th 10 04:18 PM

I fell for that one
 
On Mar 6, 3:06*pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:
Not quite what I expected.
He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks mate!

Adam

That is cheeky! Since you your hands were full you should have said
"thought you meant you wanted a lift to the launderette!"

JimK[_2_] March 6th 10 04:24 PM

I fell for that one
 
On 6 Mar, 15:06, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
Not quite what I expected.

When I arrived home from work today the next door neighbour asked if I could
help him as his washing machine was tripping the electric as soon as he
turned it on and he needed to get a few loads done.

So I replied "No problem give me 5 minutes."

I nipped home, fed my cat and then got my toolbox and test case from my van
and knocked on the next door neighbours door.

He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks mate!

Adam


shove a half brick i with the 1st load - should sort the issue (if
somewhat irrevocably) :)

JimK

geoff March 6th 10 05:40 PM

I fell for that one
 
In message ,
ARWadsworth writes
Not quite what I expected.

When I arrived home from work today the next door neighbour asked if I
could help him as his washing machine was tripping the electric as soon
as he turned it on and he needed to get a few loads done.

So I replied "No problem give me 5 minutes."

I nipped home, fed my cat and then got my toolbox and test case from my
van and knocked on the next door neighbours door.

He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks mate!



But did you get to shag his wife ?


--
geoff

Heliotrope Smith[_2_] March 6th 10 06:12 PM

I fell for that one
 
geoff wrote in :

In message ,
ARWadsworth writes
Not quite what I expected.

When I arrived home from work today the next door neighbour asked if I
could help him as his washing machine was tripping the electric as
soon as he turned it on and he needed to get a few loads done.

So I replied "No problem give me 5 minutes."

I nipped home, fed my cat and then got my toolbox and test case from
my van and knocked on the next door neighbours door.

He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks
mate!



But did you get to shag his wife ?


Ahh..... take it you hav'nt seen his wife then.


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ARWadsworth March 7th 10 12:02 PM

I fell for that one
 

"geoff" wrote in message
...
In message , ARWadsworth
writes
Not quite what I expected.

When I arrived home from work today the next door neighbour asked if I
could help him as his washing machine was tripping the electric as soon as
he turned it on and he needed to get a few loads done.

So I replied "No problem give me 5 minutes."

I nipped home, fed my cat and then got my toolbox and test case from my
van and knocked on the next door neighbours door.

He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks
mate!



But did you get to shag his wife ?


--
geoff


He's divorced.
You do not think he would be doing his own washing if he was married do you?

Adam



JimK[_2_] March 7th 10 12:15 PM

I fell for that one
 
On Mar 7, 12:02 pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:
"geoff" wrote in message

...



In message , ARWadsworth
writes
Not quite what I expected.


When I arrived home from work today the next door neighbour asked if I
could help him as his washing machine was tripping the electric as soon as
he turned it on and he needed to get a few loads done.


So I replied "No problem give me 5 minutes."


I nipped home, fed my cat and then got my toolbox and test case from my
van and knocked on the next door neighbours door.


He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks
mate!


But did you get to shag his wife ?


--
geoff


He's divorced.
You do not think he would be doing his own washing if he was married do you?

Adam


seems he isn't doing his own smalls at the minute either :) are you
ironing as well?

JimK

ARWadsworth March 7th 10 12:35 PM

I fell for that one
 
----- Original Message -----
From: "JimK"
Newsgroups: uk.d-i-y
Sent: Sunday, March 07, 2010 12:15 PM
Subject: I fell for that one


On Mar 7, 12:02 pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:
"geoff" wrote in message

...



In message ,
ARWadsworth
writes
Not quite what I expected.


When I arrived home from work today the next door neighbour asked if I
could help him as his washing machine was tripping the electric as soon
as
he turned it on and he needed to get a few loads done.


So I replied "No problem give me 5 minutes."


I nipped home, fed my cat and then got my toolbox and test case from my
van and knocked on the next door neighbours door.


He gave me his washing basket and some washing powder and said thanks
mate!


But did you get to shag his wife ?


--
geoff


He's divorced.
You do not think he would be doing his own washing if he was married do
you?

Adam


seems he isn't doing his own smalls at the minute either :) are you
ironing as well?

JimK


I have never ironed clothes in my life. I pay for them ironing.

The neighbour will not let me have a look at his washing machine as it is
only 6 months old and under warranty. I guess Hotpoint will sent out an
engineer sometime next week.

Adam




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