From time to time serious house fires are caused by flamable substances
being pushed through letter boxes. Homes in many other countries do not
have these apertures in their front doors, but instead have a separate metal
box or cassette of boxes if flats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_box

Is the provision of a letter box in the front door a legal requirement in
the UK ?

If provision of a letter box is a requirement, now that the post office
counters have a plastic size template limiting the size for first class
minimum postage letter to a narrow slot of 165 mmm x 5 mm, perhaps we can
reduce our aperture to that size and still meet the regulation.

Regrettably even this would not stop junk mail coming through it.

Roger R

"Roger R" wrote in message
...
From time to time serious house fires are caused by flamable substances
being pushed through letter boxes. Homes in many other countries do not
have these apertures in their front doors, but instead have a separate
metal
box or cassette of boxes if flats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_box

Is the provision of a letter box in the front door a legal requirement in
the UK ?


No, you do not need a letterbox.

You are supposed to display a house name or number though.

Adam

Roger R wrote:
From time to time serious house fires are caused by flamable substances
being pushed through letter boxes. Homes in many other countries do not
have these apertures in their front doors, but instead have a separate metal
box or cassette of boxes if flats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_box

Is the provision of a letter box in the front door a legal requirement in
the UK ?

If provision of a letter box is a requirement, now that the post office
counters have a plastic size template limiting the size for first class
minimum postage letter to a narrow slot of 165 mmm x 5 mm, perhaps we can
reduce our aperture to that size and still meet the regulation.

Regrettably even this would not stop junk mail coming through it.

Roger R









I have seen in the UK properties with a locking box marked Mail fixed to
the front wall near the front door.
It seems reasonable to have somewhere for a postman to conveniently
deliver most mail. I am unaware of any requirement to have a letterbox.

"Roger R" wrote in message
...
From time to time serious house fires are caused by flamable substances
being pushed through letter boxes. Homes in many other countries do not
have these apertures in their front doors, but instead have a separate
metal
box or cassette of boxes if flats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_box

Is the provision of a letter box in the front door a legal requirement in
the UK ?



It can't be a legal requirement. I have an unoccupied house ( I'm
renovating it) and it is a condition of the blg.ins that I have either no
letter box or if I do, that it is screwed shut. I have a metal dustbin lid
on the step for post.

mark

On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 21:51:07 -0000, "Roger R"
wrote:

From time to time serious house fires are caused by flamable substances
being pushed through letter boxes. Homes in many other countries do not
have these apertures in their front doors, but instead have a separate metal
box or cassette of boxes if flats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_box

Is the provision of a letter box in the front door a legal requirement in
the UK ?

If provision of a letter box is a requirement, now that the post office
counters have a plastic size template limiting the size for first class
minimum postage letter to a narrow slot of 165 mmm x 5 mm, perhaps we can
reduce our aperture to that size and still meet the regulation.

Regrettably even this would not stop junk mail coming through it.

Roger R

I don't think you have worked out what Letter Sizing means . Your plan
will mean more people staying at home to get mail or more trips days
later to the Sorting Office to collect once they get carded ...if they
are lucky enough to get the card .

On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 21:51:07 -0000, Roger R wrote:

From time to time serious house fires are caused by flamable substances
being pushed through letter boxes.

And even causing the deaths of the occupants.

If provision of a letter box is a requirement, now that the post office
counters have a plastic size template limiting the size for first class
minimum postage letter to a narrow slot of 165 mmm x 5 mm, perhaps we
can reduce our aperture to that size and still meet the regulation.

What about the "large letter" size? That accomodates C4 envelopes to
take unfolded A4 sheets and up to 25mm thick. A reasonable proportion
of our mail is C4 sized not C5 or DL "letter" sized.

You don't need a letter box, as in hole in a door, but it makes sense
to have a letter box some where that the postie can leave you mail in
so it doesn't blow away, get soaked or stolen. Many places in rural
areas have boxes at the end of their track for post and other
deliveries to be left in.

--
Cheers
Dave.

Roger R wrote:
From time to time serious house fires are caused by flamable substances
being pushed through letter boxes.


At one place in Nottingham I lived at I made a suitable slotted lockable
box and fastened it to the wall outside the front door and sealed up the
letter slot in the front door. A number of people in the area had
fireworks etc put through their letter box. I read of someone dying in
the UK the other day as a result of this sort of behaviour.

Since moving to France its the standard metal box next to the front gate.

--
David in Normandy.
To e-mail you must include the password FROG on the
subject line, or it will be automatically deleted
by a filter and not reach my inbox.

"Roger R" wrote in message
...
From time to time serious house fires are caused by flamable substances
being pushed through letter boxes. Homes in many other countries do not
have these apertures in their front doors, but instead have a separate
metal
box or cassette of boxes if flats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_box

Is the provision of a letter box in the front door a legal requirement in
the UK ?

If provision of a letter box is a requirement, now that the post office
counters have a plastic size template limiting the size for first class
minimum postage letter to a narrow slot of 165 mmm x 5 mm, perhaps we can
reduce our aperture to that size and still meet the regulation.

Regrettably even this would not stop junk mail coming through it.

Roger R

Be sure to remove your windows and brick up the holes too. Many fires
are caused by people smashing windows and throwing substances in. The
same goes for your doors, have them removed and the holes bricked up!

ARWadsworth wrote:
"Roger R" wrote in message
...
From time to time serious house fires are caused by flamable
substances being pushed through letter boxes. Homes in many other
countries do not have these apertures in their front doors, but
instead have a separate metal
box or cassette of boxes if flats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_box

Is the provision of a letter box in the front door a legal
requirement in the UK ?


No, you do not need a letterbox.

You are supposed to display a house name or number though.

I wish more people took notice of that. This time of year especially at
around 5pm when I'm trying to find a house to do an estimate...


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

David in Normandy wrote:
Roger R wrote:
From time to time serious house fires are caused by flamable
substances being pushed through letter boxes.


At one place in Nottingham I lived at I made a suitable slotted
lockable box and fastened it to the wall outside the front door and
sealed up the letter slot in the front door. A number of people in
the area had fireworks etc put through their letter box. I read of
someone dying in the UK the other day as a result of this sort of
behaviour.
Since moving to France its the standard metal box next to the front
gate.

Thus saving the trouble of cutting a letterbox size slot in a door - and
fitting one of the **** poor designed letterboxes. Why they can't recess
the spring is beyond me, cutting out a slot to take it is a right PITA.


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

Roger wrote:
"Roger R" wrote in message
...
From time to time serious house fires are caused by flamable substances
being pushed through letter boxes. Homes in many other countries do not
have these apertures in their front doors, but instead have a separate
metal
box or cassette of boxes if flats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_box

Is the provision of a letter box in the front door a legal requirement in
the UK ?

If provision of a letter box is a requirement, now that the post office
counters have a plastic size template limiting the size for first class
minimum postage letter to a narrow slot of 165 mmm x 5 mm, perhaps we can
reduce our aperture to that size and still meet the regulation.

Regrettably even this would not stop junk mail coming through it.

Roger R

Be sure to remove your windows and brick up the holes too. Many fires
are caused by people smashing windows and throwing substances in. The
same goes for your doors, have them removed and the holes bricked up!


if you seal it airtight
and pump out all the air
then fire wont spread in a vacuum.

[g]

then fire wont spread in a vacuum.

[g]
sorry that was stupid and a waste of time,
i'm going to bed.

[g]

The Medway Handyman wrote:

Thus saving the trouble of cutting a letterbox size slot in a door - and
fitting one of the **** poor designed letterboxes. Why they can't recess
the spring is beyond me, cutting out a slot to take it is a right PITA.

I've had a couple now, of the type where both outside and inside
portions are the same, with sprung and sealed flaps, but with one part
sliding inside the other. They function well and are completely draft
proof, apart from when the paper guy doesn't push it right through !

Andy C

"The Medway Handyman" wrote

You are supposed to display a house name or number though.

I wish more people took notice of that. This time of year especially at
around 5pm when I'm trying to find a house to do an estimate...


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk


Surely that's an extra "chargeable" - I couldn't help noticing when trying
to find your house - sort of a job!!

Phil

"Andy Cap" wrote in message
o.uk...
The Medway Handyman wrote:

Thus saving the trouble of cutting a letterbox size slot in a door - and
fitting one of the **** poor designed letterboxes. Why they can't recess
the spring is beyond me, cutting out a slot to take it is a right PITA.

I've had a couple now, of the type where both outside and inside portions
are the same, with sprung and sealed flaps, but with one part sliding
inside the other. They function well and are completely draft proof, apart
from when the paper guy doesn't push it right through !


The design of letter box fittings leaves a lot to be desired with many
offerings having inadequate width for an A4 envelope (even if only 5mm
thick) to pass through without being folded.

The type similar to your desription -as sold in B&Q- with brush draught
excluders inside both flaps has its limitations because flimsy envelopes
don't penetrate the inner brush/flap and remain crushed up in the inner
space. I find myself looking in the flap each day to see if my lottery
cheque for 94 million pounds has somehow got hidden in it.

The traditinal type with a single inward opening metal flap closed by a
strong spring also results in the flimsy letters being crushed as the
postman tries to force open the flap by thrusting the letter against it -
works sometimes. If the spring is weak the flap blows open allowing
draughts.

I'm inclined to think the type with a lift up outward opening flap is the
most efficient but its a two handed job for the postman - one to lift the
flap the other to thrust the item in.

Roger R

Owain wrote:


Whether there is a legal requirement to be able to receive mail at an
address which you give to eg DVLA is another matter.


DVLA aren't even consistent in this requirement themselves. They make a
fuss about needing to give them new address details if you move and it
being an offence not to tell them... but if you move abroad they have no
facility to record foreign addresses so specifically state they do not
need to be contacted. There is also no legal requirement to exchange a
licence for one in the new country of residence in the EU. So I have a
valid UK driving licence with a UK address on it that is five years out
of date and at which DVLA cannot contact me! The only requirement to
switch to a new licence in the new country is in the event of a traffic
offence requiring points.

--
David in Normandy.
To e-mail you must include the password FROG on the
subject line, or it will be automatically deleted
by a filter and not reach my inbox.

Roger R wrote:
From time to time serious house fires are caused by flamable substances
being pushed through letter boxes. Homes in many other countries do not
have these apertures in their front doors, but instead have a separate metal
box or cassette of boxes if flats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_box

Is the provision of a letter box in the front door a legal requirement in
the UK ?

Dunno. I aint got one, BCO never said I should..



If provision of a letter box is a requirement, now that the post office
counters have a plastic size template limiting the size for first class
minimum postage letter to a narrow slot of 165 mmm x 5 mm, perhaps we can
reduce our aperture to that size and still meet the regulation.

Regrettably even this would not stop junk mail coming through it.


Nothing stops junk mail.

The Medway Handyman wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote:

You are supposed to display a house name or number though.

I wish more people took notice of that. This time of year especially at
around 5pm when I'm trying to find a house to do an estimate...

Be grateful you don't work round here then - not far from me is one of
those chocolate box villages where they don't "do" house numbers,
darling - it's all "The Grange" or "The Old Vicarage"; furthermore
streetlighting is just SO common, don't you know, that the place is in
pitch darkness after sundown. You want to try finding an address in
that place...

David

David in Normandy wrote:
Owain wrote:


Whether there is a legal requirement to be able to receive mail at an
address which you give to eg DVLA is another matter.


DVLA aren't even consistent in this requirement themselves. They make a
fuss about needing to give them new address details if you move and it
being an offence not to tell them...

As I've very recently posted elsewhere by coincidence - when they send
out tax disc reminders (one of which I've just had one delivered, to
someone who moved away 18 months ago) the envelope states "do NOT return
to sender if undelivered" !!??!!

David

Lobster wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote:

You are supposed to display a house name or number though.

I wish more people took notice of that. This time of year especially
at around 5pm when I'm trying to find a house to do an estimate...

Be grateful you don't work round here then - not far from me is one of
those chocolate box villages where they don't "do" house numbers,
darling - it's all "The Grange" or "The Old Vicarage"; furthermore
streetlighting is just SO common, don't you know, that the place is in
pitch darkness after sundown. You want to try finding an address in
that place...


If you are hanging around after curfew, you should be shot on
sight..pass me the Purdey, Pamela,, there's a passer-by, roamin' in the
gloamin. Must be a Roamany. Hasn't go a hound, anyway, so no bloody
excuse for a PM pee run.

David

Roger R wrote:

If provision of a letter box is a requirement, now that the post office
counters have a plastic size template limiting the size for first class
minimum postage letter to a narrow slot of 165 mmm x 5 mm, perhaps we can
reduce our aperture to that size and still meet the regulation.

Isn't there a rule somewhere about not having letterbox slots in the
bottom of a door, tosave postie's back? Or did I dream that?

David

On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:30:13 +0000, george [dicegeorge] wrote:

Be sure to remove your windows and brick up the holes too. Many fires
are caused by people smashing windows and throwing substances in. The
same goes for your doors, have them removed and the holes bricked up!

if you seal it airtight
and pump out all the air
then fire wont spread in a vacuum.

That much vacuum would be expensive - only a sucker would buy it.

Fill the house with CO2; that'll do the trick and cut globble worming.
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.

Owain wrote:
Maybe when you eventually find the house you could sell them a solar
powered illuminated house number sign.


I had one of those but it only lit the number up during daylight ;-)

--
David in Normandy.
To e-mail you must include the password FROG on the
subject line, or it will be automatically deleted
by a filter and not reach my inbox.

On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:57:51 +0000, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:
Roger R wrote:
If provision of a letter box is a requirement, now that the post office
counters have a plastic size template limiting the size for first class
minimum postage letter to a narrow slot of 165 mmm x 5 mm, perhaps we can
reduce our aperture to that size and still meet the regulation.

Regrettably even this would not stop junk mail coming through it.


Nothing stops junk mail.


But you can elect not to receive the leaflets and flyers that the
Royal Mail delivers with the "real" mail. In my experience that cuts
down the total volume of stuff delivered by about half.

On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:09:25 +0000, Andy Cap wrote:
I've had a couple now, of the type where both outside and inside
portions are the same, with sprung and sealed flaps, but with one part
sliding inside the other. They function well and are completely draft
proof, apart from when the paper guy doesn't push it right through !

Mine's completely draught-proof too, because it's way down at the bottom
of the driveway. Pain in the bum when it's raining or snowing, though - I
need one of those pneumatic message-tube systems so I can suck mail back
from the box to the house :-)

PeterC wrote:
On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:30:13 +0000, george [dicegeorge] wrote:

Be sure to remove your windows and brick up the holes too. Many fires
are caused by people smashing windows and throwing substances in. The
same goes for your doors, have them removed and the holes bricked up!

if you seal it airtight
and pump out all the air
then fire wont spread in a vacuum.

That much vacuum would be expensive - only a sucker would buy it.

Fill the house with CO2; that'll do the trick and cut globble worming.
if you fill it with CO
then if any oxygn did get in
it would dephlogistinate to CO2..

sleep welll..

[g]

On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:11:12 -0600, Jules wrote:

I need one of those pneumatic message-tube systems so I can suck mail
back from the box to the house :-)

Lamson tubes, still available to buy if you want many supermarkets
have them to connect the tills to a secure cash room.

Wonder of you could rig something up with downspout piping and a wet
'n dry vacuum cleaner?

--
Cheers
Dave.

On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 21:51:07 -0000, "Roger R"
wrote:


If provision of a letter box is a requirement, now that the post office
counters have a plastic size template limiting the size for first class
minimum postage letter to a narrow slot of 165 mmm x 5 mm, perhaps we can
reduce our aperture to that size and still meet the regulation.

You don't have newspapers delivered, do you?

On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:39:51 +0000, Dave Liquorice wrote:

On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:11:12 -0600, Jules wrote:

I need one of those pneumatic message-tube systems so I can suck mail
back from the box to the house :-)

Lamson tubes, still available to buy if you want many supermarkets
have them to connect the tills to a secure cash room.

Yes - and we have the strange concept of drive-in banks this side of the
Pond, which have those systems to transfer stuff between the vehicle and
the bank itself. (That whole idea still seems incredibly goofy somehow,
and I still prefer going inside and talking to a human being face-to-face :-)

Wonder of you could rig something up with downspout piping and a wet 'n
dry vacuum cleaner?

Maybe :-) The challenge might be making it bidirectional (because you
can use your US mailbox as a postbox, and send outgoing mail as well as
receiving it).

cheers

Jules

TheScullster wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote

You are supposed to display a house name or number though.

I wish more people took notice of that. This time of year
especially at around 5pm when I'm trying to find a house to do an
estimate... --
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk


Surely that's an extra "chargeable" - I couldn't help noticing when
trying to find your house - sort of a job!!

Genius! I'd never thought of that!


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

Owain wrote:
On 10 Nov, 00:17, "The Medway Handyman" wrote:
You are supposed to display a house name or number though.
I wish more people took notice of that. This time of year especially
at around 5pm when I'm trying to find a house to do an estimate...

The local authority is responsible for enforcement. It's obviously a
concern for emergency vehicles trying to find somewhere.

Ambulance service seem to have it sussed. When a call comes onto the screen
in the ambulance the sat nav is automatically set. The controller can see
the ambulances sat nav on his screen. For Cat A calls the controller keeps
the caller online, so the crew can be updated on the situation (and the
caller can be told how far away the ambulance is).

When the ambulance is close the caller is told to go outside & wave like
mad. They also have side mounted floodlights on the newer trucks.

Maybe when you eventually find the house you could sell them a solar
powered illuminated house number sign.

Looking in to it already :-)


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

"Owain" wrote in message
...
On 10 Nov, 19:49, "The Medway Handyman" wrote:
When the ambulance is close the caller is told to go outside & wave like
mad.

I'll remember that when I've nailed myself to the floor.

Owain


You will need to make the phonecall before you nail yourself to the floor:-)

Adam

"Owain" wrote in message
...
On 10 Nov, 21:53, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
When the ambulance is close the caller is told to go outside & wave
like
mad.
I'll remember that when I've nailed myself to the floor.
You will need to make the phonecall before you nail yourself to the
floor:-)

No, I need to nail myself to the floor within reach of the mobile
phone in my pocket.

Opening the front door might be a bit of a problem too...

Owain


Jesus needed a hands free phone or a miracle.

Or did he phone his Dad for help?

Adam

Owain wrote:
On 10 Nov, 19:49, "The Medway Handyman" wrote:
When the ambulance is close the caller is told to go outside & wave
like mad.

I'll remember that when I've nailed myself to the floor.

The controller would tell you not too :-)

Or the system would trigger the arrival of Old Bill with the Big Red Key :-)


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:17:43 GMT, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

ARWadsworth wrote:
"Roger R" wrote in message
...
From time to time serious house fires are caused by flamable
substances being pushed through letter boxes. Homes in many other
countries do not have these apertures in their front doors, but
instead have a separate metal
box or cassette of boxes if flats.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_box

Is the provision of a letter box in the front door a legal
requirement in the UK ?


No, you do not need a letterbox.

You are supposed to display a house name or number though.

I wish more people took notice of that. This time of year especially at
around 5pm when I'm trying to find a house to do an estimate...

I wish SWMBO would decide where she wants the house number put. I've
been waiting years to fit it.
--
(\__/) M.
(='.'=) Due to the amount of spam posted via googlegroups and
(")_(") their inaction to the problem. I am blocking most articles
posted from there. If you wish your postings to be seen by
everyone you will need use a different method of posting.
[Reply-to address valid until it is spammed.]

"Roger R" wrote in message
...

"Andy Cap" wrote in message
o.uk...
The Medway Handyman wrote:

Thus saving the trouble of cutting a letterbox size slot in a door - and
fitting one of the **** poor designed letterboxes. Why they can't
recess
the spring is beyond me, cutting out a slot to take it is a right PITA.

I've had a couple now, of the type where both outside and inside portions
are the same, with sprung and sealed flaps, but with one part sliding
inside the other. They function well and are completely draft proof,
apart
from when the paper guy doesn't push it right through !


The design of letter box fittings leaves a lot to be desired with many
offerings having inadequate width for an A4 envelope (even if only 5mm
thick) to pass through without being folded.

The type similar to your desription -as sold in B&Q- with brush draught
excluders inside both flaps has its limitations because flimsy envelopes
don't penetrate the inner brush/flap and remain crushed up in the inner
space. I find myself looking in the flap each day to see if my lottery
cheque for 94 million pounds has somehow got hidden in it.

The traditinal type with a single inward opening metal flap closed by a
strong spring also results in the flimsy letters being crushed as the
postman tries to force open the flap by thrusting the letter against it -
works sometimes. If the spring is weak the flap blows open allowing
draughts.

I'm inclined to think the type with a lift up outward opening flap is the
most efficient but its a two handed job for the postman - one to lift the
flap the other to thrust the item in.



In my far off days as an instructor at "The London Postal Training School"
postmen were trained to always use two hands for safety. Many of the
sprung letter box flaps are made from thin stainless steel and the bottom
edge can be very sharp. A common cause of accidents was pushing the
letters in with one hand and then attempting to guillotine the fingers on
the way out, hence the training to open with one hand and insert with the
other.
--
Tinkerer

Mark
wibbled on Wednesday 11 November 2009 10:32

I wish SWMBO would decide where she wants the house number put. I've
been waiting years to fit it.

Just put it up. The correct location will be quickly determined as "the
other place, silly!".

Or fix several in every possible location while you have the drill out and
simply unscrew the "wrong" ones when she complains.

Akin to buttering the top of a cat before lobbing it out of the window.

[Warning - may cause the Universe to implode]

--
Tim Watts

This space intentionally left blank...

On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:39:59 -0000, "Tinkerer"
wrote:


"Roger R" wrote in message
...

"Andy Cap" wrote in message
o.uk...
The Medway Handyman wrote:

Thus saving the trouble of cutting a letterbox size slot in a door - and
fitting one of the **** poor designed letterboxes. Why they can't
recess
the spring is beyond me, cutting out a slot to take it is a right PITA.

I've had a couple now, of the type where both outside and inside portions
are the same, with sprung and sealed flaps, but with one part sliding
inside the other. They function well and are completely draft proof,
apart
from when the paper guy doesn't push it right through !


The design of letter box fittings leaves a lot to be desired with many
offerings having inadequate width for an A4 envelope (even if only 5mm
thick) to pass through without being folded.

The type similar to your desription -as sold in B&Q- with brush draught
excluders inside both flaps has its limitations because flimsy envelopes
don't penetrate the inner brush/flap and remain crushed up in the inner
space. I find myself looking in the flap each day to see if my lottery
cheque for 94 million pounds has somehow got hidden in it.

The traditinal type with a single inward opening metal flap closed by a
strong spring also results in the flimsy letters being crushed as the
postman tries to force open the flap by thrusting the letter against it -
works sometimes. If the spring is weak the flap blows open allowing
draughts.

I'm inclined to think the type with a lift up outward opening flap is the
most efficient but its a two handed job for the postman - one to lift the
flap the other to thrust the item in.


In my far off days as an instructor at "The London Postal Training School"
postmen were trained to always use two hands for safety. Many of the
sprung letter box flaps are made from thin stainless steel and the bottom
edge can be very sharp. A common cause of accidents was pushing the
letters in with one hand and then attempting to guillotine the fingers on
the way out, hence the training to open with one hand and insert with the
other.

Using two hands also makes it easier to remove your digits from the
dog's jaw.
--
(\__/) M.
(='.'=) Due to the amount of spam posted via googlegroups and
(")_(") their inaction to the problem. I am blocking most articles
posted from there. If you wish your postings to be seen by
everyone you will need use a different method of posting.
[Reply-to address valid until it is spammed.]

On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:10:27 +0100, David in Normandy wrote:

Owain wrote:
Maybe when you eventually find the house you could sell them a solar
powered illuminated house number sign.


I had one of those but it only lit the number up during daylight ;-)

Prolly the same company that supplied my luminous sundial!
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.

On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:39:00 GMT, ARWadsworth wrote:

"Owain" wrote in message
...
On 10 Nov, 21:53, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
When the ambulance is close the caller is told to go outside & wave
like
mad.
I'll remember that when I've nailed myself to the floor.
You will need to make the phonecall before you nail yourself to the
floor:-)

No, I need to nail myself to the floor within reach of the mobile
phone in my pocket.

Opening the front door might be a bit of a problem too...

Owain

Jesus needed a hands free phone or a miracle.

Or did he phone his Dad for help?

Adam

God knows.
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.