On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:39:00 GMT, ARWadsworth wrote:

"Owain" wrote in message
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On 10 Nov, 21:53, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
When the ambulance is close the caller is told to go outside & wave
like
mad.
I'll remember that when I've nailed myself to the floor.
You will need to make the phonecall before you nail yourself to the
floor:-)

No, I need to nail myself to the floor within reach of the mobile
phone in my pocket.

Opening the front door might be a bit of a problem too...

Owain

Jesus needed a hands free phone or a miracle.

Or did he phone his Dad for help?

Adam

God knows.
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.